Story summary: Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru are kidnapped and locked up in a room, by a deranged fan-girl, to see what they would do. Rated R for language and ideas and concepts. Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru are relatively true to form however.
Warnings: Think of Inuyasha fan fiction. Think about "alternate pairings". Now think what would Inuyasha do if he actually saw this stuff?
Authors Note: o.o; Friends, lawyers, enough with the corn. I do not own any dog-demons, nor they're Japanese counterparts.
oOo is scene change...
Authors Note: Inuyasha knows of beds from Kagome's time – but to Sesshoumaru they would be a new concept – beds like you and me know on little platforms are a western concept.
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Previously on Rotten Fan-girls:
A small pause, then in a puzzled voice, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. 'To see what you would do, of course.'
Continuation
Botho f the brothers glanced at each other, though they rarely saw eye to eye, they both new that they were in full agreement that they were trapped at the hands of a – complete and utter lunatic.
After a slight pause, Sesshoumaru picked up the conversation, with his precise voice requesting, 'Why would you be interested, in what we do.'
It was Inuyasha's turn to be silent, he was waiting to see what this "fan-girl" had to say for herself.
'Cause.... It'll probably be interesting.' The voice slowly sounded out.
Sesshoumaru narrowed his eyes again at this. 'Again, why would this be interesting to you?' He repeated. His golden eyes showed frustration. In the background Inuyasha muttered 'Keh' before crossing his arms and leaning against a nearby wall. His ears flickered. Now THIS should be interesting.
The voice spoke in slow carefully spelled out syllables, as if the person she was speaking to was quite thick and by sounding it out constant by vowel by constant it would be drummed into their head. 'Be-cause – it – is - in-ter-rest-ing - watching - you - and - your - brother - interact.'
Inuyasha blinked. Sesshoumaru did not let an ounce of frustration be revealed on his face or in his manner, his body was still rigidly still. His voice however was thunderous 'And this concerns you how?'
'Because I'm bored' The voice was spoken with a distinct "NYA!" tone.
'Keh. Baka' Inuyasha easily insulted his brother before continuing, 'its fucking obvious she's not going to say anymore. She's too fucking baka (stupid) to answer the questions.'
Sesshoumaru glowered at his uncouth brother, but before he could say anything, the fangirl began to show her temperament.
'Watch who your calling baka! How do you think you got here?'
Both Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha had paused at this new piece of information. How indeed. 'I suppose you are implying that you brought us here.' Sesshoumaru stated – it was definitely not a question – his tone icy cold.
'She did indeed assist with the process.'A different voice now spoke up – positively purring out loud. This voice unlike the first which was somewhat whiny and perky, was low, seductive and oddly grating.
'Ok. Who the fucking hell are you?'Inuyasha angrily demanded.
'Call me, hmm, an alias that is suitable for my skill, beauty and intellect – one that must be appropriate for the occasion....'the voice trailed off in its own wondering, leaving the two brothers eying each other off wearily. It just might be easier to take on Naraku then... this. Nonsense.
The brothers had taken to alternating and observing in who was speaking. Now an informed observer to the scene might of wondered why the two brothers, both keen of hearing, had not dived through the walls. The truth was that, it was difficult to tell exactly where the noise was coming from, since it seemed to be rotating slightly, and the room had so far proved impenetrable to attack. (see previous chapter)
'Don't give me that crap, just tell me who you are.' Inuyasha demanded.
As if. Were the thoughts of Sesshoumaru's mind - the closest that Sesshoumaru would get to losing his cool and acting, unseemly before these... Lesser beasts!
'Hmph.' Fangirl spoke up now, definitely sulky. 'I think they need some alone time. Lets give them their privacy.'
I don't like the sound of that. Sesshoumaru thought to himself, left to the silence. He went back to silently observing the walls. Scanning for a weak spot.
Meanwhile Inuyasha while happy in the silence was also scanning the room. He was figuring things out for himself.
1. This seemed to be Kagome's world. While Kagome's people were usually sensible enough to include devices such as a door and window (although very strange difficult to open ones at times). The bed confirmed that. He had never seen such a device as that before, Kagome had a smaller version in her own room. A strange although admittedly comfortable piece of furniture, though he had fallen asleep on Kagome's bed just the once before, he couldn't really see the point of such a thing. Humans were so picky. But surely even just a mat could satisfy their desires and keep them off the ground? However. Moving on.
2. Those stupid women knew about him. They knew about Sesshoumaru too. That much was obvious, from their manner. How? If they were from Kagome's time he could almost understand if they knew about him, he had visited the world after all. But Sesshoumaru never. And Kagome wasn't stupid enough to blab. She always worked so hard so people didn't know Inuyasha wasn't from that world, that he didn't fit in.
3. They were up to something. What? What could they possibly hope to see? Inuyasha be beaten up by his brother? An attempt to kill them both off. That must be it. The girl had seemed disapointed when Inuyasha had knocked his brother off. They were plotting his death! The thought horrified him. He wouldn't let them get away with it! Dammit. He wouldn't give them an ounce of satisfaction if he could help it. Even if it meant being nice to the asshole.
Sesshoumaru found that the large fluffy bed beckoned his attention. This room was so sparse of furniture so why this obnoxiously large thing. It looks like a soft resting spot, a giant cushion on which to sit or even if so one wished lay down. But why here? Perhaps behind or beneath it would be a slightly weaker spot – the entrance perhaps? But no.
Sesshoumaru himself had seen Inuyasha simply appear before his eyes? And his own memories of appearing him also seemed to cast doubt upon that idea of a hidden entrance. But perhaps their tormentors were mocking them placing an easy escape root so close and yet so far. But still his own observations suggested that there was no need of an entrance.
Cloaking devices? Magic? But he hadn't detected to much it was simply to himself it seemed he was alone in a weird room. And then Inuyasha was there. Inuyasha had definitely not been there before. Sesshoumaru knew that cursed, disgusting smell of the union between human and dog far too well to be able to ignore that scent. Forgetting his status for a micro second a small snarl crossed his face. He hated to feel doubt about his abilities. But to be so easily tricked into this sort of situation.
Sesshoumaru's pointed fawn ears twitched. The sound was too faint even for his own ears to listen in to the sound clearly – it must surely be very low indeed. But their was a distinct low irritating murmur. Though he could not make out the voice he felt sure it was that irritating witch that had started speaking before. They were mocking them.
oOo
Some place, where the dog demons couldn't (at least clearly) two voices were speaking to each other.
'Aww man, I thought they'd be jumping each other by now.'Fangirl whinged, sounding ever so dissapointed.
'I told you, they're not like that. They're brothers! Now Sesshoumaru and Naraku – Inuyasha and Miroku. Now there is pairings you can dig your teeth into. Still I prefer the het pairing, Sesshoumaru and Sango – not to mention, canon pairing, Kikyou and Inuyasha.'
'Adding Naraku and Miroku to the mix is just dreamy. But. Eww. Just eww. That bitch needs to die.'
Irritably the other voice interrupted. 'She already did. Kagome, now theirs someone that needs to die, she so whiney.' Mockingly the voice continued 'Save me, save me Inuyasha, for I have sprained my ankle. Come and look up my ass, my skirt is so nice and neat and short, you won't have to go to any effort.'
She was interrupted by fangirl just again, 'Nah! the point Sesshou hears herKags is cool! She and Inu are a love that transcends time! Fate and destiny tie them together against all the barriers! The uniforms to distinguish her from Kikyou – she's like screw you feudal japan, this is fine where I come from, and your all just going to have to adapt! She's driving in every little difference that divides her from that bitch'
'Bitch? She got in first! And Kagome's out fit is hardly exactly fine' Outraged the second voice explaimed.
'And you told me to shut up.' Interviened a third voice. This voice was louder, bolder, a voice that could not be kept quietly easily, it boomed and demanded attention. Inuyasha could hear it breaking through his thoughts and Sesshoumaru smirked, finally he could hear clearly what was going on. 'We have the power, we can play with them and make them do what want!'
Sesshoumaru's smirk dropped at this point. Not impressed. Damn them all! He would take the risk of looking the fool and move that damn bed. And if he got his hands on those girls. Well, that would work out nicely for myself indeed. His hand glowed green with poison, he lifted easily the stupid object from a corner and tossed it – you had to let loose some of your frustration at an opportunity did you not? - at his brother. The wall and floor remained looking the same. To be safe he flicked his youkai whip at it. No luck. It passed through having seemingly no effect.
Inuyasha ducked. 'What the hell!?' He demanded of his brother.
The third voice could be heard clearly, much closer now, though it was softened and softer compared to before. 'Look at that man power, isn't it simply dreamy?!'
oOo
Authors Note:
Unless the thoughts are in bold or italic, they are basically a summary of what Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru are thinking, not the word for word thoughts themselves.
Sorry I lied (I didn't mean to!) about the sooner update. This is a filler since I couldn't find where I saved my stuff. I did mean to post sooner but (a) I wasn't happy with how the chapter was coming out, (b) No reviews, so I assumed nobody cared whether I updated or not, so it wouldn't matter, (c) I've spent the past 10 days (that I wasn't expecting) with – no internet, so can't update AND – no computers – so can't write. (only got back yesterday) So... while I could write in my notebook, I can't really get into the mood this stuff needs when putting pen to paper.
So... when I got back yesterday and (after scanning through 115 emails .;) finding two reviews, I was determined to update... Something anything... To show how much I appreciated them. Guilt trip about saying it was going to come sooner. v.V; (Arrogant aren't I?) So I went searching for my files. I have 342 documents that mention the word Inuyasha in them. o.o; I need to give my comp a clean. When I couldn't find them, I just sat down today to get something up.
Authors response:
Phoenix-forever: Phoenix-forever: I know. Honestly some people have no thoughts for people that want to know whats happening. Gomen ne, please forgive me. I'm sorry I didn't update sooner. I will search hard for my stuff – come hill or highwater I'll find that accusing Inuyasha of being pregnant comment. Wait is that another cliffy. o.O;
Thankyou! Here you go:) No they weren't drunk or... drugged. Moves to hide chloroform extinguisherv.v; I had more details on how they were going to get there.... But it wasn't... fun enough... I was thinking people would get bored.... Its a habbit of mine to over explain things and get into the self dialogue like that. But I'll try to include it in next chapter. But... evil grin. I do have another fanfic that does involved a drunk sesshou and Inu.... Its the one I wrote from the second last chapter backwards -.-;
