Previously on Rotten Fangirls:

Authors Note: Each chapter tends to have slightly different notation, I'm trying to find a style I can get used to an use – and will still work on but it should be easy to work out for each chapter...

thoughts.

The third voice could be heard clearly, much closer now, though it was softened and softer compared to before. 'Look at that man power, isn't it simply dreamy!'

Continuation

Sesshoumaru snorted. Despite the good taste that statement implied, he wasn't sure he quite liked the implications that if he threw things around – that would just excite them. Damn humans. Never knew what they might get up to.

Inuyasha on the other hand was outraged. "I beg your pardon bitch" he started – only to be interrupted with:

"Okay your pardoned Inuyasha-chan!" The first voice of fangirl happily yelled into the scene.

"Damn you bitch, I don't know who the fuck you are, or what the hell gives you the right to call me that" Inuyasha briskly retaliated, his teeth bared, his hand – somewhat futile guesture, perched upon the Tessaiga.

"Because your so sweet and adorable and cute" The third voice interceded.

"SHUT UP AND LET ME FINISH WH-" Inuyasha screamed angrily. This was even more frustrating when Kagome wanted to go back to her own time!

"I don't think we will."Said second voice, "Oh and you can call me YoukaiRose"

Sesshoumaru snorted, somewhat sincerely doubting that a real youkai would be involved voluntarily in this mess.

"Will you BAKA'S LET ME FI-" but found it impossible to yell with the second voice, YoukaiRose interrupting speaking in a delightfully snide tone of "He's SO temperamental isn't he".

"Definitely" said the third then burst out into high-pitched squeals of laughter. "You don't think its true do you?" She managed to gasp out before being lost in the laughter.

Fan girl's voice sounded confused "Stories?" She asked, in a way that one would say, "Nani?" "Oro?" "Booka?" and "Er what?"

"You know – m-preg stuff"

Their was a pause filled by the whirring minds of Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha's minds whirring to try and figure out what m-preg was and why would it have anything to do with Inuyasha's temper. The didn't have long to wait however, since the silence and explanation

"Oh" Fan-girl said, in tones of dawning understanding of the problem. "Oh, Inuyasha-chan" the voice happily – beamed towards the hanyou, "your not pregnant are you Inuyasha?'

Inuyasha's golden eyes widened even further. 'N-n-nani!' He stuttered. Getting over the shock, Inuyasha screeched. 'I'm very much male!'

'Yeah, but demons, might not be bound by these sorts of rules...' The voice trailed off.

'I'm hanyou' Inuyasha stated matter of fact.

Continuing as if she had not heard him, which was quite likely, '... After all in the stories, we see you in... You've born Naraku a child,' 'What' 'Ses-' 'the' '-Shou-' 'fucking' '-Maru' 'hell!' 'a child... I'm sorry, you were saying something Inuyasha?'

Sesshoumaru was choosing to remain quiet in the background. He rather had the feeling that he didn't want to attract the attention of these... women. Though the idea of Inuyasha bearing his own child was amusing. If sickening. He'd rather not touch the filthy little hanyou, let alone choose him to sire- or would that be dam – damn – his offspring. It did bring up the question of – er. How?

The hanyou decided to fall for the bait. 'How the hell do you I could go, for that bastard, Naraku! Not to mention the fact.. that. I. AM. A. GUY.' The second part was added more of an afterthought. As if trying to start with the most insane points and hammer it into these -monsters – minds.

The fan-girl pondered the statement for the moment. 'Hmm... I think it was rape actually.' Sesshoumaru in the background, couldn't resist a smirk. Looked like others also shared his open, that Inuyasha was weak and unable to defend himself from such a dishonour. Sesshoumaru's eyes narrowed. He would not forgive that hybrid. Naraku.

The fan-girl continued. 'Yeah, I don't think I've seen a story, where you've jumped at Naraku, its all rape, or you were pressured by your brother.'

Sesshoumaru stopped smirking and once again narrowed his eyes. He some how rather doubted, that the "pressure" involved him playing matchmaker. And they were trying to pressure him and Inuyasha to do something in here. Sesshoumaru really didn't like where all this was leading.

"What the hell is that suppose to mean?" Demanded Inuyasha.

Sesshoumaru made a discreet guesture at Inuyasha implying that he really should shut up.

Fangirl, giggled, "You too, go so well together is all we're saying." They didn't seem to be aware of Sesshoumaru's motions.

Sesshoumaru made a slightly less discreet guesture at Inuyasha, emphasising that if he continued to speak, Sesshoumaru would slice and dice him. Sesshoumaru had the feeling that although they could clearly be heard, what they did, might be slightly less obvious.

Inuyasha mouthed "Shove it" but remained silent.

"What was that Inuyasha?" One fangirl had obviously caught on to the conversation between the two.

"What was what?" Inuyasha, oh so, elequently reverterbrated.

Stunning example of wit Sesshoumaru privately thought to himself.

"That. You just said something." The girl's voice was sharp and suspicious.

"Did not." Inuyasha's voice was brash and defiant. He's golden eyes gleamed, the dark eyebrows furrowed ever so slightly.

For once Sesshoumaru was greatful Inuyasha was a stubborn, tenacious brat of a hanyou. At least he was using his common sense and avoiding what would be an undoutably embarrassing piece of, most definetly misinformation.

"Yes you did!"

"Keh! Says you!"

Fangirl, stop it. He's just trying to distract the conversation away from the obvious attraction he feels for his brother.

The penny dropped.

Inuyasha's eyes widened in horror. "You sick freaks!" He backed slowly to the wall, he's eyes wide like a cornered puppy. The Tessaiga was drawn and held in his hands. He kept one eye on Sesshoumaru – the fricken bastard, this was all his fault! It had to be!

Sesshoumaru almost laughted at Inuyasha's antics. The keyword being almost. Privately he was swearing loudly on the deaths he would grant a particular hanyou and three very annoying fangirls.

Authors Note:

Sorry for taking so long to upload all of this -looks nervously about- Actually wrote this up a few weeks ago, but needed to go over it. Technically I still haven't done a decent job on this.. The chapters decidely shoddy... But I'm too tired... And I get the feeling its gonna become one of those stories I have sitting on my computer that never gets updated.

Authors response:

Jayjays: Yes they are. Don't worry Sesshoumaru's on the task! He shall not eat nor sleep until his brother is dead – or they let them out...

EvilGoddess: Thanks for your complements, I'll try to update it more often...

Angelwarrior1: Sorry I took so long

Yehudi – just made it intime for my update... o.o; The fact is that the brothers could hear only murmers of the conversation – not much detail. Only when they were being particularly loud.