GASP RON!

(This Story was once written by "D" and Jackie and is now dedicated to them)

It was Harry, Ron and Hermione's last year at Hogwarts and it was the day of graduation. After the ceremony was over, the three gathered.

"I'm so excited!" Harry said. "We're having gruel for desert tonight!"

"Let's change out of our robes first," Hermione said.

"Ron, are you ready yet?" Harry asked. Ron was in the closet, changing. "Ron?" Harry asked, opening the door to the closet. Standing inside the closet was Ron in Hermione's lingerie.

"Gasp Ron!" Harry said and then he died of shock. Then Nevile, Seamus and Dean came in.

"Gasp Ron!" they said, when they saw Ron. Then they died.

"Are you guys ready yet?" Hermione called from downstairs. "You've been up there for an awfully long time!" She climbed the steps.

"Gasp Ron!" she said, but she didn't die because it was her lingerie. "I've been looking for that for so long!" she said.

"I've come to pick you up!" Sirius Black called to Harry as he entered the room.

"Gasp Ron!" he said and then he died. (a/n: this story is purely fiction. According to J.K. Rowling, Sirius is already dead)

Dumbledore, who had heard the pounding of bodies on the floor came up to investigate.

"Gasp Ron!" he said and he died finally. Then the whole school came to see what had happened.

"Gasp Ron!" they all said and then they all died. Danielle entered the room.

"Gasp Ron!" she said. "Come here you sexy beast!"