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Chapter four.
Well, Rahzell did tell us not to use our powers in public, but I suppose doing the exact opposite couldn't hurt.
The day dawned well and early as usual around the SSX lodge and people were beginning to wake to the sound of Rahzell'sl loudspeaker. All except one, may we direct you know to the messiest room in the lodge:
Room 1
"MAC, GET UP NOW!!"
"Leave me alone," The teen muttered, delving further into the bed covers.
Moby growled. Not only was Mac the slob of the SSX tour but he could never get up either. 'Hang on,' he thought. 'I just contradicted myself.' Waving the thought aside, he continued to shake the brown haired teen from his covers.
Getting frustrated, with Mac not responding Moby had an idea. "Fine then, Mate, I'm off,"
"Good," Mac murmured.
Moby walked over to the door, opened and closed it, then walked silently over to Mac's bed. He waited for five minutes to let him drift back to sleep. With that Moby grabbed Mac's mattress and pulled hard. The result was the mattress and Moby flying towards the door and Mac falling onto the hard bedsprings of his bed.
"MOBY!!"
Moby couldn't help but snicker
Room 2Meanwhile Allegra was pulling herself outta bed. She rummaged through her clothes, then thought 'fuck it.' She pulled on a pair of jeans and a top, remembering she could put her snowboard outfit on down stairs in the changing rooms of the Lodge's shop. "Alex, you gotta get up," she called to her roommate.
"In a mo," Alex replied sleepily
Allegra shrugged and just continued to get dressed. She was just about to pull on her last shoe when Alex appeared by the door dressed, showered and ready to go.
Allegra looked up and shook her head, pissed off, with an amused look on her face. "You bitch," She said
"What can I say? I'm a fast girl in a slow world. Now I'll race you to the kitchen," Alex said. Allegra grinned and fazed through the floor, getting there three seconds before Alex.
"Damn you," Alex grumbled.
Room 3
"THOMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!" Sandy yelled back, between whimpering and covering her ears. Psymon yawned and turned over. "I can hear if you whisper!!!" She called through the door.
"YEAH WELL, THE OTHERS CAN'T!!!!" Rahzell yelled.
"TELL US, WHAT PART OF THAT IS THE BAD NEWS?!" A voice that sounded a lot like Zoë's was heard.
Ignoring her, Sandy jumped outta bed and ran to the door flinging it open. Rahzell took one look at Sandy's angered face and ran away in anger, causing Sandy to slam the door and wince in pain as it sounded. Grumbling angrily, she walked over to her bed. "Psy, you gotta get up," She said.
"Mmmm, another few minutes," He mumbled.
Sandy shrugged, "Fine, I'm having a shower,"
Psymon miraculously rose from the bedclothes. "I'm up,"
Sandy rolled her eyes
Room 4Nate Logan was also woken up in a very annoying way.
"Nate, Nate, Nate, Nate, Nate, Nate, Nate, Nate!!!!" Griff was bouncing up and down on Nate's bed 'causing Nate to grumble each time he landed. Finally getting sick of it, Nate teleported from under his covers before Griff squashed him. Not really paying attention to where he was going, he landed in a shower. A very steamy, a very wet and a very, very occupied shower.
"LOGAN!!! "
Nate jumped out of his skin and turned around.
"Ooops, uh-sorry . . . uh . . . wasn't . . . uh . . . concentrating . . .,"
He quickly averted his eyes as Sandy wrapped her wings around herself and Psymon, who looked maybe just a little more than pissed off, glared at him.
"Join the party," Sandy smirked.
"GET OUT NOW, YOU FUCKING PERVERT!!!!" Psymon yelled.
"I RESENT THAT, STARK! I AM NOT A PERVERT!!!!!" Nate yelled back, looking up and the top right hand corner of the shower stall. "A genetic freak, maybe, but the perverseness I'll leave up to you,"
Sandy growled as her left eye began twitching again.
"IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN WHILE SANDY'S TRYING TO SHOWER I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU-"
"And I'll kill you both if you don't shut up!!!" Sandy called
Both guys looked at her then at each other and gulped
"Bye Psy," Nate said, smirking as he disappeared
Sandy just grinned, "That got rid of him,"
Back in room 4"Griff!! Next time you do that I'll- Griff?" He asked. The twelve-year-old was nowhere to be seen. Nate scanned the room finally glanced upwards and saw him on the ceiling.
"I'm stuck," Griff confessed. Nate grumbled and pulled a chair to the middle of the room.
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Kitchen
"I WANT PANCAKES!!" Griff yelled. Sandy bopped him on the head for two things: 1) yelling and 2) not shutting up.
"Well I want a solid gold toilet, but that ain't happening any time soon," She dead-panned.
They were sitting around the breakfast table. Rahzell had finally given in and allowed them to eat before they race.
"Are you sure you lot can race today? So soon after the . . .accident?"
"Yeah, Rahzell, 'e'll buh fi!" Moby said through a mouthful of sausage.
"Mobs, please spare us from the dead pig rolling around in your mouth," Zoë said, stuffing another bagel into her mouth.
"Sorry love," Moby said shutting up and swallowing,
"Aren't you gonna eat anything?" Elise asked Alex, who was just drinking a glass of orange juice.
I'm done," She said pointing at the worktop where her empty plate was. Everyone grumbled. "Well, there's no point in hanging around!" she protested. Nate shot a look at Griff, who grinned sheepishly as Alex continued, smirking. "At least I'm not going to be late for the race,"
Twenty minutes later everyone was ready to go, except Sandy who, once again, was in a bad mood. The sun was shining bright, meaning she couldn't race. Rahzell eventually got so fed up with her moaning that he conjured some cloud cover. "There happy now?" He asked.
"Thanks Rahzell!" Sandy almost squealed. "I could kiss you!"
"Don't," He advised. He then turned to the rest of the group. "Right you lot know the drill. Usual stuff, and for the rest of you freaks, no using your sup-"
"PANCAKES!!!!!" Griff drowned out Rahzell with his hyper-ness and was zooming around the lodge like Buzz Lightyear on helium.
"GRIFF! SHUT UP, YOU OVERSIZED SLIMEBALL!!!" Sandy yelled, the noise again getting to her sensitive ears.
"Sometimes I wonder why I bother," Rahzell muttered under his breath as he followed them out of the door, slamming it behind him. There was an earth-deafening roar and Rahzell winced. "Sorry Sandy," He muttered quietly.
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A little while later the whole lot of them were scattered around Peak 2. Nate, Alex, Elise, Allegra, Zoë and Griff were stood at the top of Intimidator. Kaori, Sandy, Psymon and Moby were at Launch time. J.P and the others were at Intimidator leaving Viggo, Marisol, Mac and Marty at Perpendiculous.
"I can't believe this no using powers lark," Moby said "It' such cack!"
"Way to state the obvious Mobs," Sandy muttered sarcastically.
"Well look at it this way-" He began but was cut off.
"Moby, if you don't want a grade A leather hiking boot shoved up your ass then shut it before I make me hitting those power lines seem like meeting the Queen Mother compared to what I'm gonna do to you. Get it?"
Moby gulped but shut his face.
Kaori looked around then turned to Sandy. "Sandy-Kun how did you hide your ears?" She asked.
Sandy looked down at the petite Jap then around to make sure no one was looking. After this she brought her hands up to her ears and pulled off a pair of headphones. Kaori noticed them immediately.
"They're Mac-Kun's Decibel phones!" She squeaked. Sandy made 'shut it' movements with her hands and quickly changed the subject.
"Anyway, where's your antennae?"
Kaori growled and hit her Buchi Neko hat. "Under here. They're all twisted so they'll fit, it's annoying,"
Sandy growled. "'Wear a God damn hat'. Who the hell is Michael Fish trying to kid?" Sandy snapped.
Kaori looked confused but dismissed it.
Whilst they were growling about Rahzell, Elise and Allegra were fighting whilst riding down Intimidator.
"CANADIAN SLUT!!"
"AMERICAN WHORE!!" Elise was getting sick of the shouting so shoved Allegra hard. Allegra veered off course and looked forwards to see a tree in her way. She screamed and went through it. Needless to say Elise was pissed.
"YOU'RE USING YOUR POWERS!!"
"IT WAS YOUR FAULT!!" Allegra yelled back at her.
Next moment Elise disappeared and further down the course Zoë flew to the side, as though pushed by an invisible person. Obviously Elise's mood wasn't the best these days. "BITCH!" Zoë yelled to thin air before transforming herself and board into a bee and zooming off behind Elise.
Alex who was tired and needed a drink turned around and zoomed off to the top of the hill. Nate looked around for her and finding her nowhere, transported to the start line, where Alex was sitting back drinking hot chocolate. "You alright?" He asked.
"Peachy, you carry on." She replied. Nate shrugged and transported to where his M-Comm said first.
Griff meanwhile was last and not very happy. Using his tongue he extended it and wrapped around Allegra's waist. "Ewwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!" She screamed. Griff then pulled her back and zipped past her.
Meanwhile, on Perpendiculous:
"WHAT THE HELL, THEY'RE ALL USING THEIR POWERS! BOLLOX TO THIS!!!!" Moby yelled standing up. "I'M USING MINE!!!" He yelled in frustration.
"How can you Moby, you have X-ray vision for hells sake! How is that gonna help?" Sandy said from next to Kaori.
Moby turned to them and looked at them grinning.
"MOBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" They yelled together. Moby shrugged and turned around muttering,
"So she wears panties then? Why didn't she just say that instead of 'you are very strange needing to know this'? God, man!"
Psymon scowled. As much as he liked Moby he did not appreciate that he was no longer the only one who was permitted to see her underwear, not that Moby was in anyway permitted. The announcers voice then rang out over the stadium. "NOW FOR PSYMON STARK!"
Sandy growled as Psymon stood up smirking. "Damn that over ego-ated jerk." She muttered.
"Is that even a word?" Asked Kaori
"What, over ego-ated? Who cares, I'm sick of his attitude. Wanna give superman a taste of his own medicine?" She asked.
"How?" Kaori asked.
"Use your brain dumb-ass," Sandy snapped. "Or more rather you wings. Whatd'ya say?"
Normally Kaori would have said no, but since it was Psymon, Sandy was showing her teeth and she was in a real lousy mood thanks to her scrunched up antennae she replied, "O.K!" very brightly.
Meanwhile Rahzell was watching this entire show-off on one of Atomika's hundreds of mountain cams.
"WHAT DO THEY NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT NO POWERS?!?!?!" he screamed, conjuring heavy mist so no one would see the annoying little fairy and bloody vampire flying around, using very, very real wings, certain people zooming through trees and others just disappearing all together.
"I really should have been an accountant," he sighed.
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