Two chapters in one day, good for me, right? Read the note, please. It sort of a contest again.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own InuYasha and neither do you.


Chapter 22: Restlessness

It was morning and InuYasha was restless. He wouldn't sit, stay still or even eat. Everyone knew why too.

"InuYasha, please? You're making me nervous."

"What if some one comes and I can't stop them?"

"You have us, InuYasha, don't forget." Miroku Said. "We'll protect the village.

"InuYasha, no one came to the village before and I don't think no one will tonight."

"He's here!" InuYasha pointed to the man in the corner.

"That doesn't make a difference. We have Miroku, Sango and Kirara." Kagome said as she looked at him.

"I can fight too, you know." Sesshomaru spoke up from the corner.

"Keh! Like you'll do anything."

"You're saying that I..."

"InuYasha please! Don't worry. Everything will be fine. Calm down or I will say it." Kagome started to get agitated. InuYasha started to pace back and forth.

"It's too early for an argument anyway." Kikyo said and she cradles her child. He yawned. Shippo and Sango sat there silently, watching silently. InuYasha Continued to pace while Kagome tried to calm him. Miroku was getting a migraine and Sesshomaru was getting annoyed.

"And this is why I don't hang around people." Sesshomaru said as he got up. "I need air."

"What is up your ass."

"Well, you pacing back and forth is really quite annoying."

"Then don't look at me."

"Oh boy." Miroku sighed.

"You'll probably do the same thing if you were in my pants, but that will never happen since you are a heartless bastard."

"hold you tongue half breed, or I will kill you now, in front of everyone."

"Keh, you can't. Remember what I said."

"Sesshomaru grabbed the hilt of the Elemental Blade.

Miroku got up with his staff. Whack! Whack!

"What the fuck was that for bouzo." InuYasha rubbed his head.

"That was some nerve you have, monk." Sesshomaru rubbed his head also.

"You two stop this stop this nonsense. You're acting like children."

"I'll stop if he stop acting like an ass!"

"Me? I was the one who was about to leav. You're the one who is acting like an ass."

Whack! Whack! "I warned you."

"Ok monk. Now you are getting on my nerves." Sesshomaru rubbed his head again.

"I am simply trying to stop this dispute."

"But you didn't have to hit me bouzo! You should have hit him!" InuYasha pointed a finger at Sesshomaru.

"Me? You should have hit him!"

"I'll conked you two again if you two don't stop."

"Oh no you do!" InuYasha and Sesshomaru yelled in unison.

Every one watched on the sidelines while the three men bicker back and forth. Kagome was getting really agitated. There was one way to end this. "Sit boy!"

"Miroku, sit down and be quite." Kikyo glared at him.

Sesshomaru smirked as he looked at the heap in front to him. "Yes, InuYasha. Gravel at my feet."

InuYasha spat out the dirt out of his mouth. "As if!" He got up and but he was sat again.

"InuYasha, stop!"

He spat out the dirt again. "He started it!"

"Me?"

"See."

"Both of you started it! If you would mind you business and he kept his comment to himself you wouldn't be on the ground right now.

"All right, Kagome!" Sango and Kikyo mentally cheered.

"And you!" Kagome stared at Sesshomaru. "You keep your comment to yourself!"

"You can't tell me what to do, wench." His was fuse already short.

Sango got up and punched him in the jaw. "Don't talk to Kagome like that way! What she said was true, you jackass!"

"That's five you have to pay for." He said as he got up and left.

"Five?" Miroku said as he watch her sit down again.

"I'll tell you later."

Outside "Damn her. Does she always seem to punch people." He rubbed his jaw. All those time he got punched by her, he was surprised he didn't get a bruise. But they still hurt like hell. He saw Kaede walk toward him.

"May I have a word with ye?" He nodded his head.

"I have done some research and found out something."

"Go on."

"This person who cursed ye was either a sorceress or witch."

"I could have told you that."

"Don't be too hasty. This curse is very different and very powerful. The person who cursed you can only reverse it."

"Is there something you can do?"

"No. There is nothing Kagome or I can do. Our powers combined is nothing to the power this person has. If you want to change back, I suggest you change that attitude of yours. Now if you excuse me, I have things to do." She said as she walked away.


Q/A: ...

Note: Anyone wants to name Miroku and Kikyo's child? First name I get will be his name! I also was bored when I wrote this. I hope you find this amusing.

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