Rat, Commander, Dink

Rat Army, Dink Meeker, Commander, y'see.

It's not my problem, it's yours.

You should know

By now

That I won't command an army.

Don't you know?

I'm just me, I'm a kid, I'm Dink

And I don't care

If you put me in command

Of a bloody army,

Because I won't command them.

I love the game, I can't give it up.

I'll sit in my new quarters.

I won't command my army.

I won't do anything

Until I get my toon back.

Rat Army, Dink Meeker, toon leader.