Episode OneParody Showdown
Submitted: March 2005
It's a normal day in the Feudal Era. Inuyasha, anxious as usual, tries to speed up the group, since, "the Shikon no Tama shards won't wait for anyone". On the other hand, Miroku lags behind, walking in back, so to stare at Sango's backside. Nothing really irregular. Inuyasha and Miroku argue their reasons, but are interrupted very suddenly. A little man dropped down from above. Kagome and the travelers immediately cover their eyes, blinded by the creature.
"Aaah! The ugly! It burns!" The little visitor was the worst sight. It had big bulging eyes, few hairs on its head, buckteeth, and a nose that was big enough to suffocate someone. If anyone came close enough that is…
"My name is Sacocki the Great!"
"Ha!" Inuyasha without delay retorted back, "We'll just see how great you are when I hack your head off!"
"If you 'hack off my head', the venom in my very veins will cause your penis to fall off. Do you want that to happen? Think how it will affect Kagome, Sango…and Shippo too!"
"Huh?" said Inuyasha, "What about Miroku? Never mind, stop your gabbing and fight me!" Inuyasha leaped into the air, and all those below could hear the click of the Tetsuiga's sheath. Sacocki jumped, and ran for his worthless little life, only just evading Inuyasha's attack.
"Oh, but I am a naturally peaceful person!" The imp broke out into a tittering laugh, "Hehehe! And I want Miroku!"
This happened to be the only thing the monk was listening to. He turned a bright red, and muttered to himself. "Oh god…"
But back to the battle. Inuyasha got tired of Sacocki's monotonous remarks. A quick maneuver, and the Tetsuiga slashed off the boring little urchin's arm. The dog-demon backed away with a bloody sword, a smirk on his face. In the background, you could also hear a sigh of relief coming from Miroku, and cheering from Sango and Kagome…
(Author's Note…The woman had obviously learned very quickly to dislike the little pest. As you can see…)
Sacocki only smiled an obnoxious smile though, and a burst of poison oozed out of the little man as a deadly gas, rapidly moved and entered the half-demon. Inuyasha looked down and gasped.
"Oh my god! IT fell off!"
"Oh! I'll get it Inuyasha!" Kagome instantly appeared and ran to grab the fallen member. The girl was too slow though, and Sacocki snatched the flesh, and ate it.
"Now you know why they call me Sa-cock-ie!"
"Aah! You bastard!" Inuyasha screams in agony, and anger…and of course, enter Kagome.
"Inuyasha!"
Miroku tried to ignore the fact that a little urchin who wanted him and who just ate an unspeakable body part was laughing his head off at the dog-demon's situation. "My the sky is blue today…" Shippo however was on the ball, and screamed out the obvious,
"Inuyasha's power! It's gone!"
"Inuyasha…Inuyasha…INUYASHA! INUYASHA! INUYASHA!"
"Uhh…" mumbled Sango to Miroku, who was still staring at the sky trying to ignore the little gremlin, "Why isn't Kagome stopping?" Miroku snapped back to reality.
"She never GODDAMN DOES! She's a freaking broken record!" Miroku sighed, practically bursting with frustration. Sacocki was still there, staring at him. "Oh," Sango said, still confused. Nearby, Kagome was now crying at Inuyasha's loss.
Cut to commercial...
