Parody Showdown Episode 1 – Part Three
Submitted: the same day as the last one...
Author's note: Sorry, this chapter is really short. I just needed to end off this episode. Also, no more notes, except from the author. That includes Sacocki…
No one noticed that the priestess had left…yet.
"You know…" Inuyasha said, struggling to get up, "That Sakako, or whatever, is really not in his place. He aught to die."
"Can no-one remember my name?" Sacocki yelled.
"Remember this, basta!" Inuyasha swooped down, swinging his sword gallantly, slicing Sacocki's head off finally with a single strike. The pieces of what used to be the urchin exploded with two whumfs, and red smoke was all that was left of the enemy that was forgotten half of the time. Everyone cheered, except for Miroku, who was still out on the ground. Inuyasha turned to Kagome finally, and the girl's eyes sparkled happily. "Kagome?" the half-demon stared at the girl thoroughly.
"Yes?" she said hopefully, not knowing that they were to be crushed…
"Where's Kikyo?"
"SIT BOY!"
Inuyasha went immediately plummeting to the ground. A large hole was carved into the ground. Kagome went to go sit down, and with a dirty look, Sango went to comfort her. Inuyasha slowly pulled himself up.
"Hey Miroku? What cha' doing down here?" he said, noticing the barely stirring monk.
"SIT, I SAID! SIT! SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT!"
Inuyasha's hole was carved deeper and deeper, as the sun set. Another day was done.
End Episode
