AN: My first FMA drabble. XD Enjoy.

Warning: Its slight shounen-ai, with the implying of Roy/Ed.

Ed tried to block out the sunlight by use of his pillow. Sadly, someone seemed to have pulled the curtains all the way back, allowing the sun free access into the bedroom. He grumbled as he stumbled out of bed and scratched his stomach drowsily, in nothing but his boxers. Edward yawned as he opened the closet door.

An angered scream could be heard coming from the home as the birds scattered from the trees nearby.

The Colonel's office was relatively quiet. For the most part, the soldiers actually seemed to be getting their work done, under the watchful eyes of Lieutenant Hawkeye. The sound of two feet stomping, one automail and one flesh, could easily be heard down the hall. Edward stormed into the office looking ready to take on anything that moved to stop him.

Havoc rolled his cigarette around in his mouth, watching Fullmetal walk across the office. Something seemed a little... unreal. The others, similarly, watched Ed. Hawkeye shook herself out of the daze after a moment as he approached the Colonel's desk. "Edward...?" She glanced from him and the Colonel, and knew from the smirk residing on the Colonel's face that he had something to do with this sudden fit of rage. Hawkeye let out a brief sigh and decided to let them handle it themselves and, if necessary, intervene.

"Ah, good morning Fullmetal."

"Don't you 'good morning' me."

"I see you had... a change in wardrobe."

Ed growled, his hands clenched at his sides. He looked very hard pressed to not attack that smirking bastard right this moment. Edward took a deep breath before plowing on.

"Did you, or did you not, burn all the clothes in my closet and leave me with only... THIS to wear?" He motioned down to his military issue uniform, with a modified miniskirt.

A rather large thunk was heard in the background, signifying that Breda had finally realized what was wrong and had decided to take a 'nap' from the shock. Havoc was trying his hardest not to laugh, instead opting for sniggering while covering his mouth. It wouldn't do him any good to have Fullmetal's anger redirected at him.

Farman and Fury had decided to try and inch their way out of the room before things got explosive.

"Why, Edward, I don't know why you would say such an accusation."

"It might have had something to do with the damn embers left at the bottom of the closet!" The Colonel couldn't obviously think he was stupid enough to think it i hadn't /i been him?

Roy smirked in reply, putting his hands together to rest on his desk.

"I KNEW it was you!"

The soldiers barely had warning when an alchemical reaction changed Ed's automail into a weapon. He lunged towards Roy, before a few gunshots separated them.

"Edward, calm down. I'll have a 'talk' with the Colonel about this, so please leave for now."

Edward grumbled something along the lines of, "Bastard better get what he deserves...", before storming out of the room.

Hawkeye turned calmly to face Roy, as she returned the gun to the holster at her side. She knew it wouldn't be necessary. "Now, to discuss you and Edward's 'relationship'..."

The Colonel knew he was in for the long haul when Hawkeye fixed him with a particularly icy glare. His only regret was that Hughes hadn't been there to take pictures before Edward had left.