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Stephanie walked through the corridor and then into the men's locker room. "Some one could have been naked!" John said covering up his chest, he was only joking around though. He was wearing a pair of jeans.
"Oh please, you have nothing to see anyway." Stephanie giggled.
"I'm hurt." John pretended to weep.
"You'll be fine." She patted his head like he was a kid.
"Auntie Stephie!" A boy said, she turned around and smiled.
"Hi Cameron." She hugged him, slightly lifting him off of his feet. "Where's your dad?"
"I'm right here." Shawn said with a smile on his face. "Where's Paul? And why are you in the men's locker room?"
"I'm looking for my husband." Stephanie replied. "You and Becky arguing?"
"How you know?" Shawn asked curiously.
"Because every time she's mad at you she makes you bring little Cameron here to work." Stephanie giggled.
"I am not little." Cameron argued as they walked in the back to and Paul, Chris, Mark and Kevin talking at a table.
"Hi Guys." Stephanie smiled.
"Hey Steph." Chris waved.
"Mommy." Gregory reached up.
"Hey big boy." Stephanie kissed his cheek.
"So Steph, why is Paul in Marital Jail?" Kevin giggled.
"The question is why is Steph in Marital Jail." Paul corrected.
"Anywho, Paul, I'll pick the girls up so can you and Gregory go and get something to eat together because we'll be busy. Okay? Kay." Stephanie said putting Gregory on his lap then turning to leave.
"Oh she is mad at you." Mark laughed.
"Like Sara is always angry with you." Paul replied.
"She is never angry with me!" Mark corrected.
"Yeah what ever." Kevin watched Stephanie talk and giggle with John Cena.
"I'll kick your ass if you don't stop starring at my wife." Paul warned.
"I was just watching her flirt with Cena." Kevin looked over at her now leaving then back to Paul.
"She knows the deal." Paul snickered only half meaning it.
"Let's go eat daddy I hungry." Gregory said.
"Fine." Paul stood up.
"I'm hungry too." Cameron told Shawn.
"Well then Paul we're joining you." Shawn smiled.
"Anyone else?" Paul asked.
"Why the hell not?" Mark asked as the seven of the got up to leave. Paul made sure he gave John a glare before he left but John just shrugged it off. The men sat around the table at the restaurant already finished eating while Gregory and Cameron were gone, playing. Paul and his friends discussed the good things and bad about being married. "Let me ask you this, did we ever get to kick our wives out of the room? Did we ever get to make the wife sleep on the couch?" Mark asked looking around the table.
"Nope." Chris agreed.
"Well actually, I did...once." Shawn said.
"Well your marriage is stupid." Paul commented with a laugh.
"I know you've been on the couch, big boy, plenty of times." Shawn laughed looking over at Paul.
"Oh please." Paul replied.
"You and Steph have been divorced twice and married three and a half times with four kids. You two have the most screwed marriage." Mark said laughing.
"Just like how Shawn screwed your wife?" Paul asked as Mark looked over at Shawn. He looked up from drinking his Pepsi and smiled.
"That was like so many years ago." Shawn snickered.
"What?" Mark yelled.
"He's kidding, or is he?" Kevin asked laughing.
"He better be." Mark said back slapping Shawn making him choke on his soda.
"I'm kidding." Shawn said.
"You can't be too sure about that, Mark." Chris joined in.
"Whatever because I had your wife the other day." Mark laughed.
"Okay, okay...enough about people's wives." Paul advised.
"Why? It's because you don't wanna get into how Steph and Chris used to be...EVERY night." Kevin elbowed his friend.
"C'mon guys I thought we were gonna forget that." Chris whined, going along with teasing Paul.
"See I'd have a come back but you don't have a girl." Paul responded to Kevin.
"Ha, ha...and I have a girlfriend." Kevin said .
"Yeah? who?" Shawn giggled.
"Her name is...Jessica Irvine." Kevin laughed.
"Ha." Chris said sarcastically.
"So really, Paul, why are you and Stephanie arguing?" Mark questioned.
"Well, I'm not really mad; she told Gregory she didn't know why she married a jerk so I went all sensitive on her." Paul chuckled.
"She ended up asking you if you were a jerk? Jess did that to me a few days ago." Chris said.
"Why is she mad at you?" Kevin asked curiously.
"I don't know, I think it's because Trish is back in town." Paul answered.
"Oh man, you got it bad." Shawn said.
"I am very sympathetic towards you right now." Mark smiled.
"Wow, how many letters is that?" Kevin asked.
"Sympathetic?" Chris asked.
"Yep." Kevin answered looking at Mark.
"Well let me see, S-I-M-P-I-T-H-E-T-I-K, so eleven." Mark laughed.
"Yeah, there are eleven letters but it's S-Y-M-P-A-T-H-E-T-I-C." Paul told him.
"I knew that." Mark laughed.
"Yeah." Kevin nodded sarcastically.
"Daddy." Gregory said coming from the game room attached to the restaurant.
"What?" Paul questioned him, eyeing him suspiciously.
"I have a new girlfriend, can I have a dollar to give her?" Gregory asked smiling.
"Here." Paul gave him a dollar while laughing.
"Tell her she's really pretty." Kevin smiled.
"She is." Gregory assured.
"Yeah and be really nice to her." Shawn said as Gregory ran back to the room.
"I'm about to head home." Paul stood up.
"Why?" Chris asked.
"You know why, I don't want Steph to be more angry with me." Paul chuckled.
"I'll get Gregory, his girlfriend might have a cute mom." Kevin snickered.
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