Sora's Grand Adventure Part 4

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(In Ansem's torture room.)

Cloud and Sephiroth sat, duct taped to very uncomfortable wooden folding chairs filled with splinters, watching hour after hour of Teletubbies. Both their eyes were drained of the color of life and replaced with glazed stares. Sephiroth's face was covered in tears and unshaven facial hair. Cloud's head was covered with scratches and bruises from trying to knock himself out with his knees. Sadly, his attempts were futile, and then repayed by Ansem tying rope around his legs so tight, the blood had been cut off from them. Yeah, the torture was not nessecarily PG rated. Just then, the dark door that Ansem used to visit his prisoners flung open and revealed Cloud and Sephiroth's now most hated person. Ansem strolled in happily with a big grin on his face and a video tape in his hand.

"Guess what?" Ansem teased. Both responded with a grunt. "I got a new video tape for us to watch, and its tons better than Teletubbies!" Ansem revealed proudly. The swordsmens' eyes lit up with hope.

"R-really?" Cloud pleaded for an answer.

"I wouldn't lie would I?" Ansem asked him. Cloud answered with a sad face and silence. "Of course I would! You idiot!" Ansem backhanded Cloud, knocking over the chair and causing it to move enough that Cloud got multiple splinters in his butt.

"Ow! Ow! Ow!" Cloud cried, not only from pain but also his horrible predicament. Ansem grabbed the chair and slammed it back on to its legs.

"Now, shut up!" Ansem demanded. He popped out the Teletubbies tape and threw it at Sephiroth's face, causing a cry in pain as the cheap plastic tape broke, sending shards of plastic into his body. Ansem then slid the mysterious tape in and merrily tipped toed out of the way. "Now its time for the Super Friends!" Ansem laughed out as he pressed play. "And its all about Aquaman and the Wonder Twins! Hours and hours of exploring empty oceans and horrible comic relief!"

"WHY? WHY MUST I ENDURE THIS!" Cloud screamed out as he watched the TV screen follow Aquaman's rear as he continually launched his fish communicating waves. Sephiroth started having convulsions from the visual torture. Ansem skipped to the door and left.

"Have fun you guys!" Ansem called back to them as he returned to where ever he goes.


(Out at sea.)

Our heroes, now numbering four, lay asleep as their raft came closer to the large island Kairi had pointed out earlier. Rather roughly, the raft hit the coast and stopped on some rocks. All four stirred from their slumber, began waking up and moving about. "Let's get some supplies and go soon," Trunks suggested.

"I sense many life forms here," Obi-Wan said.

"Good observation, idiot," Sora said sarcasticly as they all looked at a busy city before them.

"I hope there are stores here! I want to go to a mall!" Kairi exclaimed.

"Maybe we can find some food too," Trunks added. By now all of them had mde themselves properly ready and started towards the thriving city. As they entered they could see huge sky scrapers, vendors, and tons of people of all kinds. They advanced with a little trouble due to the crowds, but finally came upon a nice looking diner.

"Let's go in there," Kairi suggested. When they walked in they found it to be semi-crowded and stood waiting for a server. A trim young lady briskly walked up to the four with menus.

"You're kind of cute," she said to Sora," what's your name?" Sora was about to answer when Kairi grabbed him possesivly.

"He's mine!" Kairi said with teeth bared. The waitress stepped back out of fright.

"Sorry, I ment no trouble," she hastily apologized. Both females straightened up. "How many?"

"Four, please," Sora replied.

"He's part of your group?" She asked pointing at the destracted Jedi.

"Yeah, is that a problem?" Sora asked.

"Why, yes it is, actually. We don't serve Jedi here. Too many accidents involving lightsabers."

"Sorry, Obi-Wan, can you wait outside or something?" Sora asked.

"That's fine," Obi-Wan answered. "Because I'm looking for the bounty hunter Jango Fett." With that Obi-Wan ran out of the resturaunt and into the busy street. From behind closed doors they could here a lightsaber and a few screams.

"See what I mean?" the waitress asked. They all then enjoyed a fine lunch. After their meal, Sora and Kairi went to the mall, while Trunks went to go find Obi-Wan.

"See ya at nine, okay?" Sora yelled to Trunks.

"See ya then!" Trunks then flew off into the air in search of their missing Jedi friend. Sora and Kairi sarted walking towards the humongous mall in the center of the city.

"Now we can have some fun together, just you and me," Kairi ended the sentence rather seductively.

"Hey, you are so right! We can ride the roller coaster, beat up mascots, and watch a baseball game! And..."

"No, Sora! That's not what I meant!" Kairi said, annoyed at Sora's naivety.

"What the heck else could you mean?" Sora asked confused.

"Sora? Isn't it obvious? I meant..." BOOM! A huge explosive sound was heard and accompioned by a large burst of fire and smoke.

"What the shell!" Sora exclaimed as the smoke faded. Jango Fett's ship, the Slave I, rose from a now destroyed underground facility. The Slave I began firing missles straight towards Sora and Kairi. Kairi screamed in fear, but Sora aero magic to deflect the projectiles into the air. Slave I began preparing to leave, but just then Obi-Wan jumped a high building and landed on the ship. He quickly whipped out his saber and sliced the cockpit, causing the ship to fall to the ground and explode. Obi-Wan barely jumped off in time and landed near Sora and Kairi. Kairi turned from the firey destruction and tackled Sora to the ground in embracement.

"Oh, Sora, you saved me," Kairi said as she started kissing him all over.

"Yeah I guess I did," Sora said proudly. "Hey look." They both looked up and saw Trunks landing.

"I finally found you," Trunks said to Obi-Wan. He then turned to Sora and Kairi, who were both barely holding themselves back. "You guys need a hotel room?" Both turned and nodded.


(At the hotel.)

Trunks and Obi-Wan got a room, and Sora and Kairi got a room together. Sora and Kairi went to their room and 'got settled' early. Trunks and Obi-Wan entered a small room with no air system. "What the heck is this rip off!" Trunks grumbled. While Trunks used the bathroom Obi-Wan got settled and layed down with a good book.

"Hey, Trunks? I noticed you didn't puke this chapter. Why is that?" Obi-Wan asked as Trunks entered. When Trunks came into the main area his eyes widened. Obi-Wan had hung his dirty underwear on a clothes line, and it was womens underwear. Trunks then threw up. He quickly ran out of the hotel and flew into the air in hopes for a better sleeping quarters.


To Be Continued...

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