Sora's Grand Adventure Part 6

I don't own any of these characters.

Cool Beans! Thanks for reviewing ya'll! Sorry if some of you were displeased with character deaths. Just know I did not kill them off out of spite, it is simply the random violent story line. Thank you, and now onto the show!

I would have updated sooner, but I had a tough time logging in for a few days!


"Return to darkness, you swine!" Ansem ordered as he lifted Sora up by his pink Hawaiian shirt collar. Sora kicked and flailed his arms in protest.

"No way! Die!" Sora kicked Ansem in the shin, causing the demonic man to drop the poor teenager and grab his injured leg. Ansem rose up and slapped Sora upside the head.

"Fool! Beware of my Poofy Bubble Gases! Or I'll..." Ansem warned.

"Or you'll what?" Sora demanded as he fell into a boxing stance.

"I'll throw pickles at you, of course!" Ansem laughed histericaly as he heaved a bunch of big pickle spears.

"No!" Sora blocked his face while the pickles shredded his clothes, leaving large scratches all over his body. Kairi quickly dived in and drop kicked Ansem in the teeth.

"Booyah! That was for Sora!" Kairi exclaimed as she landed on her feet, and Ansem on his rear. Ansem floated up into the air with a rather unpleasent scowl.

"Suffer the teletubbies!" Ansem revealed a TV screen on his stomache that was playing the cursed PBS show.

"AHHHH!" Sora jumped into Kairi arms as they both screamed bloody murder.

"Muahahaha!" Ansem chuckled. Just then a shadowy figure steps out.

"Stop right there!" the mysterious stranger ordered. Ansem turned and made a face of terror.

"W-who are you?" Ansem asked in a terrified manner. The figure walked into the light. It was Riku.

"I'm your worst nightmare!" Riku threw a frog right at Ansem's face. The frog bounced off a now histerical Ansem.

"Keep the warts away! WAAAHHH!" He shrivles up into a skeleton. Sora and Kairi glared at their enemy.

"Why areyou here?" Sora demanded. Riku hopped down from his rocky perch and walked up to Kairi.

"I have come to reclaim my forever love," Riku spoke softly as he reached out his hand to stroke Kairi's cheek. Kairi bit Riku's hand as hard as she could, making Riku's bones crunch. "OWW!" Riku grabbed his bleeding hand.

"You can't reclaim me! I was never yours to begin with!" Riku shoved her onto her butt like a little kid.

"Shut up! You will love me! Even if I have to kill you!" Riku screamed. Kairi jumped back as Sora stepped up to defend.

"You're so lame! You have to scare people into liking you!" Sora yelled.

"Idiot! Dumbhead!" Riku started to vibrate with anger and foam at the mouth.

"You look so retarded! Why don't you just jump off a cliff or something!" Kairi yelled, repulsed by Riku's bizzare behavior.

"You perverts! Only perverts and communists eat snails and oysters!" Riku hopped up and down while screaming.

"You've really lost it man," Sora said out of pity. Riku jumped into the air and whipped out a humongous rocketlauncher out of nowhere.

"Undeserevd justice gun! Fires!" Riku pulled the trigger and fired ten human-sized rockets at Sora and Kairi. The two barely jumped out of the way as the missles fly out into the distance. They turned to see a mushroom cloud. Riku fell back to the ground and began having muscle spasms. "Fuh-fuh-fuh!"

"Its hopeless! He's just too freakin' wierd!" Sora wailed in despair.

"Don't give up!" Squall, Yuffie, and Cloud all floated in the air as they spoke to Sora. "Don't you want their to be a sequel?"

"I guess," Sora whined.

"Of course you do! Now, we offer you our strength!" Sora's comrades all transfered golden energy to Sora.

"I have the power!" Sora flexes and turns Super Saiyan, making him grow taller and his hair turns gold. Trunks now appears along side the other floating wierdos.

"Wind, Water, Earth, Heart!" the four chant as they put their rings together. The rings shot energy into the air and Captain Planet apeared.

"All right kids! Lets finish this!" Captain Planet said heroicly.

"Yeah!" Everyone but Riku, who was still having muscle spasms, yelled in excitement. Just the Riku snapped back into reality and smiled a toothy grin.

"You think your just so great," Riku taunted. "But I have knews for ya! I have three purple heartless!"

"Gasp!" All the good guys exclaimed. Sora and Captain Planet landed on a flat surface and grinned.

"All right, Captain! Time for us to show the power of fusion!" Sora said.

"Right on!" Captain Planet replied as he and Sora performed the fusion dance. "Fu-sion! HAAA!" A large sphere of light engulfed the new warrior.

"Oh?" Riku began having doubts in his mind. The light cleared and revealed the fusion.

"I am... Captain Sora Planet!" the fusion stated proudly. Riku chuckled a little.

"Well, that's just freakin' retarded!" Riku scoffed. Captain SP( an abvriviation.) glared.

"You are so... DEAD!" the fusion slapped Riku. Riku cringed as his life ebbed away.

"Oh-Kairi, I'll-see you in... the afterlife, my love...," Riku managed to say.

"Not where you're going, you little..." Captain SP started.

"GUAHH!" Riku dies and explodes.

"Huh? I guess its over!" Captain SP said as he was split back into Sora and Captain Planet. Kairi ran forward and jumped into Sora's mighty Super Saiyan arms.

"Oh, Sora! Now we can get married!" Kairi suggested.

"Yeah! You are so right!" Sora began lifting off into the air while still holding her. Both lovers look down and wave to their comrades.

"Bye, you two! We love you!" Yuffie, Squall, Cloud, Tifa, Trunks, and Obi-wan all float off into the sky on the moon boat.


To Be Continued...

Next is Sora and Kairi's big wedding day! Please review!