After the big fight against Ansem and Riku, the guardians of the universe all wished on the dragonballs that everyone killed would be brought back to life, as long as the bad guys would be good.
(At the wedding reception.)
All of Sora and Kairi's friends and family( and enemies) all milled about in anticapation of the bride's arrival. Riku and Tarzan fought over the bottle of champaigne, resulting in the cork busting Riku square in the chest. "I'm sorry, Riku!" Tarzan lied as to not attract any glares while Riku held his hand at his heart.
"I don't feel so good," Riku whined," and I think I'm bleeding inside my chest." Tarzan scooped up the ailing teen and tossed him into the church freezer when nobody was looking. At the podium Sora and Trunks stood with their best tuxedos on. Sora stood twitching and sweating while Trunks polished his sword.
"I'm going to die!" Sora yelled under his breath to Trunks.
"Whats wrong?" Trunks asked with concern at his friends unusual worrying. Sora pointed to a man with bright red hair and a sword at his side. trunks recognized the swordsmen. "Its Kenshin Himura, so what?" Trunks not knowing the signifigance of it.
"He's Kairi's dad!" Sora wigged out. Trunks stood straight up with fear. "Thank God I didn't mess around with Kairi, or this would be a reverse-blade wedding!" All of a sudden the priest appeared behind them.
"Are you boys ready to get started?" he asked humorously. Then Goofy started playing the organ to the wedding theme horribly. Everyone was seated and looking back at the now opened church doors. Kairi, in a marvelous dress, walked up the aisle with Kenshin holding her by the arm along with Tidus and Wakka serving as brides maids, throwing flowers as hard as they could in random derections. Kairi finally reached the podium and Kenshin stepped to the side. The samurai had a smile on his face, but Sora still felt uneasy. (I'm going to skip all but the last line, otay!) "Do you, Sora, take Kairi as your wife?" the priest questioned.
"Heck yes," Sora responded.
"And Kairi, do you take Sora as your husband?"
"Of course," Kairi chirped. She slid a ring onto Sora's finger, and Kenshin gave him a key.
"This is your wedding present," Kenshin said. Sora eyed the key with star filled eyes.
"Bring forth the ring," the priest ordered. Donald, being lazy, threw the ring at the priest, who barely caught it and glared at the lethargic( don't use the word everyday) duck with a sign of death in his eyes. Sora took the ring and put it on Kairi's dainty finger. "I declare you now husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride." Sora and Kairi passionately slobbered on eachother, drawing raised eyebrows. Sora picked up Kairi and carried her outside, with everyone following, and got in their car to drive to the reception.
(At the wedding party.)
All the wedding guests enjoyed music and dancing, as well as food and plenty of free booze, at the Mos Eisley cantina. Sora and Kairi strutted their stuff to the cantina band's rendition of the Pokemon cartoon theme song, along with Trunks and Aerith and many other couples. While they danced Sephiroth, Ansem, Donald, Goofy, and Clayton all got drunk on wine. They we're Ansem and Sephiroth were cracking jokes that were horribly unfunny and going on about their glory days. Donald was being abused by a the angry priest, while Goofy ate chairs and tables . Sora and Kairi walked up to the pitiful group.
"Have you guys seen Riku?" Sora asked.
"How the fudge should we know?" Clayton asked in his slurred speech.
(In the church freezer.)
Riku lay almost frozen still suffering from his wound. "Gah! It feels like somethings right beneath my skin!" Riku dispaired as something pulled beneath the surface. Just then, an ugly little alien jabbed it's head out and crawled out. "Oh my freaking gosh!" Riku screamed as the alien ran out of the freezer to escape the cold. Riku fell out of the small space and a girl just happened to walk in.
"Oh my! You look hurt!" the girl ran to Riku's aid.
"I have a friggin' hole in my stomache! Of course I look hurt! Now get me a freaking doctor!" Riku ordered. The girl picked him up and ran to get him assistance.
(Back at the party.)
"Oh well," Kairi shrugged her shoulders. Both newly weds went back to the dance floor as more and more people started getting drunk. After about an hour or so, the party had gotten pretty crazy, with people dirty dancing, getting in fist fights, and other odd things. Sora and Kairi, the only people not completely wasted, decided to go upstairs to their rented room and had their own little party.
The End.
Well folks that's the end of this exciting part of my series. And when I say 'part of my series' that is implying that a sequel will be made, continuing this epicly stupid story. So Review and tell me how excited and happy you are! And while you wait for my next fic's (Deadly Alliance.)arrival, I have several other silly Dragonball Zfics! Keep it grand!
