Ok, I take it back. This may cross the fine line between stupid and funny. But, OH WELL!!!!
Review anyways, even if you think it's the worst thing ever.
I enjoy criticism. Oh, and by the way, if any of the lyrics are wrong (which i seriously doubt), tell me, and I'll fix them.
Chapter 14
Bita sang the first line.
"Sometimes I…need to remember just to breathe."
Getting into the beat of it, Ron turned to Hermione and sang the next line.
"Sometimes I…need you to STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
Hermione, who had just annoyingly pointed out that Ron's History of Magic paper was three inches too short, glared at him and turned back to her own paper.
Professor Binns ignored them and continued taking notes on a piece of parchment.
"Do you think that was just a coincidence?" Tiffany asked excitedly.
The Odds were beginning to think that something was wrong with the potion and it wasn't going to work.
"I hope not," said Rachelle with the same amount of excitement.
A few minutes went by without interruption, crushing Rachelle and Tiffany's hopes.
But, about ten minutes before the bell was due to ring, just after Professor Binns had picked up their papers and was beginning a long, boring talk about Boris the Bewildered, something else happened: Rachelle, looking at the clock and thinking that the class period had gone by uncannily quickly, involuntarily sang the first line from Quicksand by Lillix.
"Yesterday…seemed so much longer than today."
Tiffany continued with the next line.
"There must be something wrong with me…I think I'm losing it."
And Bita finished with the third line.
"Oh no…I must be stupid."
Professor Binns ignored them, and didn't miss a beat of his speech. Soon, everyone who wasn't asleep was staring at the clock, willing it to move faster, when Hannah Abbot sang the first line of Nobody's Listening by Linkin Park.
"Peep the style and the kids checking for it."
Susan Bones looked incredulously from Professor Binns to the half of the class that was snoring loudly, and sang:
"The number one question is 'how could you ignore it?'"
Professor Binns continued reading from his parchment, either not noticing or not caring that his class was completely inattentive.
A Hufflepuff boy named Ralph Mortimer continued the song:
"We drop right back in the cut, over basement tracks with raps that got you backing this up like…"
A confused looking girl sang: "Rewind that."
Ralph: "We're just rolling with the rhythm."
Across the room, Parvati sang: "Rise from the ashes of stylistic division, with these non-stop lyrics of life living."
Professor Binns read a part about the goblin rebellions of 1432 that he warned would be on the test.
Bita: "Not to be forgotten but still unforgiven."
In the table in front of where Rachelle and Neville were sitting, a rude looking Hufflepuff was teasing Hermione.
Tiffany: "But in the meantime there are those who wanna talk this and that, so I suppose that it gets to a point where feelings gotta get hurt…"
And Ron, who was sitting next to Hermione glared at the Hufflepuff boy, clenched his fists, and sang: "And get dirty with the people spreading the dirt."
The same Hufflepuff that was making fun of Hermione was now crumpling up a piece of parchment and was getting ready to throw it at Neville.
"Neville…" Rachelle whispered. But he didn't even look up from the magical herb book that he was reading and the parchment ball hit him right in the middle of his forehead.
Rachelle: "Tried to give you warning, but everyone ignores me. Told you everything loud and clear…"
Everyone who was still awake: "But nobody's listening."
Rachelle: "Call to you so clearly, but you don't want to hear me...told you everything loud and clear…"
Everyone who was still awake: "But nobody's listening."
The bell rang and everyone made a break for the door.
