I should have mentioned this in the other chapter, but oh well. I am very aware that Madam Malkin's is in Diagon Alley, not Hogsmeade, but...let's just say there's a chain store located in Hogsmeade. :-)

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Chapter 24

"Where should we go for lunch?" asked Rachelle.

"I think we should go visit the lemons at their house!" said Bita happily.

Tiffany stared at her with something between pity and frustration.

"Let's walk around until we find something," she suggested to Rachelle.

The others agreed, so the large group exited the shop and began to walk down the street.

"I've never seen that place before…" said Hermione as she pointed to a small, orange building with a green and yellow striped door up ahead on their right.

"Neither have I," said Ron.

As they neared the building, a sign on the large front window came into view, showing its name to be "Ze Lunché Box".

"BOX!!! LET'S EAT THERE!!!" said Rachelle, and she ran inside the green and yellow striped door, with the other five following.

The interior of the building showed that it, indeed, a restaurant. It had white walls, on which there were multi-colored hexagons and stars in random places, blue carpet, about nine small, square, black tables with seven burgundy chairs to a table, and firefly-like lighting fixtures stuck on the ceiling. The chairs were set in odd places around the tables: One chair was on each side of the table except for one side and there was one chair at each corner of the table.

The group moved over to one of the tables and the table resized itself to fit all six of them comfortably. As soon as they all sat down, a waiter dressed in green and yellow striped robes like the door hurried over.

"Hello, my name is Ferguson, I'll be your waiter this afternoon. Here are your menus…" he said, as he passed menus around the table.

"Um…what is…'moinkinsleep'?" asked Rachelle as she scanned her menu.

"Have you never been here?" asked Ferguson.         

"No."

"Then, let me explain the menu. Moinkinsleeps are hamburgers, giboglin is turkey, moosplat is steak, freezefizz is soda, and corrosive fruit juice is lemonade."

"HOW DARE YOU TAKE THE 'LEMON' OUT OF 'LEMONADE'??" asked Bita angrily.

"Eh…" the waiter looked a little frightened.

"YOU WORK FOR WAFFLE PUDDING, DON'T YOU?" asked Bita, beginning to stand up.

Tiffany put a hand on her shoulder and forced her back down into her seat.

"So, what would you like to have?" asked Ferguson, deciding to ignore Bita since everyone else was.

"I'll have a moinkinsleep," said Rachelle.

"Me too," said Tiffany. The rest of the group agreed, too.

"And to drink?" asked Ferguson.

"I'll have LEMONADE," said Bita defiantly.

"Me too," said Hermione.

"And me," said Tiffany.

"And I'll take butterbeer," said Rachelle.

"Us too," said Harry and Ron.

"Ok, I'll be back in a few moments with your drinks," said Ferguson, and he left, returning a couple of minutes later with everyone's drink.

After everyone had their drinks and Ferguson had left for the second time, Tiffany stared at her lemonade for a few seconds then sang loudly, "CHARMIN ULTRA, LESS IS MORE!!"

The other five stared at her, then Rachelle broke the silence and burst into laughter. Bita stared at Tiffany, looking very scared. The face she made caused Rachelle to fall off of the left side of her chair with laughter. She regained herself and got back up on her chair, and everything once again became quiet, Bita throwing scared glances at Tiffany every once and a while.

When the silence became too much to bear, Tiffany asked, "Does anyone have a band-aid?"

Hermione pulled one out of her pocket and handed it to Tiffany. "Here," she said.

"Thanks."

Tiffany started to pull the wrapping off of the band-aid and Ron looked oddly at Hermione.

"What? It's just…in case…someone trips or something…" she said, looking away.

Tiffany got the band-aid completely out of the wrapper and stuck it on Harry's sleeve. Harry looked down at the band-aid, then looked up at Tiffany weirdly and she nodded. Harry took the band-aid off of his sleeve and stuck it on Ron's forehead. He struggled not to laugh as Ron gave him the same expression he had just given Tiffany; Harry nodded. Ron took the band-aid off of his forehead and stuck it on Hermione's nose. Hermione looked at him the same way he had looked at Harry and Ron just shrugged. Hermione then took the band-aid off of her nose and stuck it to Rachelle's back. Rachelle grinned at Hermione and Hermione snorted. Rachelle was forced to do a funny-looking wiggle to get the band-aid off of her back, but she finally succeeded and stuck it in Bita's hair, where it remained for the rest of the day.