Title: The Empress's Diary #5 - Molest
Written by: Enki-sama
Fandom: Juuni Kokki
Pairing: Yoko and Keiki
Rating: PG
Disclaimers: Juuni Kokuki and all its characters belong to Ono Fuyumi. I am merely borrowing them to have some fun.
Summary: A peek into the Empress's diary and her attempts to get a certain blockhead kirin to notice her... Yoko and Keiki


Dear diary,

I am very very very mad at that idiot! I think I am about to become the first ever ruler in the history of the 12 Kingdoms to ever want to try an assassination attempt on her kirin! Don't look at me like that. It's all his fault.

We were having a meet-the-people session this afternoon. You know, the sort of thing where we (meaning Keiou and Kei-Taiho) smile and shake people's hands so that we will appear friendlier and thus can save time on breaking up rebel armies and idiots who thinks they are more suited to be Keiou than me. Well, Enou did once mentioned that if anyone were to go up to him and says that he sucks as Enou, he would simply direct the person to Enki because he is doing this only because he chose him over everyone else in both worlds to be Enou. What fitting words for him! But me? Like I can take such an easy way out...

So, it means that every once in a while, Keiki and I have to go down to mingle with the common people to maintain the approval ratings there. There's always a crowd where ever we go, I hope it means a good thing. Lucky no one has ever tried to throw rotten eggs or vegetables at us, so I can presume that we are doing something right.

Anyway, all was going on well until Keiki, who was standing beside me, stiffen slightly and whatever little amount of blood on his face just drained off. Honest. Just when I was feeling concerned for him, (well, he is pale enough already), he turned to me and said softly and calmly.

'Shujou, would you mind lifting your hand away from my butt?'

I stared at him like he had suddenly grown two heads or something, then showed him my two hands which were currently occupied with shaking someone else's. He looked at me and then apologized.

'Sorry. I mistook the offending hand for yours.'

Well, what the...?

So someone groped Mr Iceblock's butt. Does the first one to come to his mind have to be me? What does he takes me for? Some pervert?

Does it mean that if one day Keiki were to find that he has a bun in the oven, I must be the culprit?

What a joke!

Hn. Stupid Keiki.


End

Completed: 20th December 2004