Hey I'm sorry some of you don't like it. But that's okay. I posted more for the people that do like it. This chapter is kinda crummy, maybe I'll re-do it if I have time.This really doesn't make any sense if you didn't see the movie. So go see the movie before you read this chapter. Or you may get it, but you'll have to assume a lot. Hope you like!

Mr. Poe came by that afternoon.

"I am going to take you to a new guardian," he said stiffly. "This Count Olaf has proved to be a rather – despicable man. He was drunk last night, and why, Klaus! What happened?"

Klaus looked up, painfully. "Count Olaf."

Violet was about to tell the truth, but was cut off by Klaus's quick glance.

"Oh my!" Mr. Poe exclaimed. "Well, we'll definitely have to remove you to a different guardian."


After Aunt Josephine has been killed by the leeches: This is the part you may not get. I was too lazy to write everything that happened at Monty's house. Maybe I'll do it later. This is kind of unrealistic, but o well, it's my angsty and tragic stuff.

Count Olaf looked into the distance and saw Mr. Poe coming along with a police officer.

"Help!" Violet screamed.

Just then, Count Olaf grabbed Klaus, who was nearest to him, and shoved his head down into the water near the boat.

"No!" he yelled. "You leeches will not get this young boy today!"

Underwater, Klaus panicked. Seeing all the leeches come at him, he flipped desperately.

Violet shrieked as she saw Klaus's body pitch over the side of the boat. She saw him as he desperately tried to swim towards the boat. Count Olaf's eyes widened. He reached as far as he could, and grabbed Klaus by the collar. He then shoved Klaus down for emphasis yelling, "Oh no! The leeches are getting him!"

Klaus screamed as the leeches began biting him. It was a pain beyond imaginable. His legs were being torn and his arms. He pulled up his arms to protect his face, and screamed again.

Violet heard Klaus's screams as they ripped through the air.

Klaus passed out. He needed air desperately – struggling against the leeches had used up his energy.

Count Olaf finally decided it was enough and grabbed Klaus out of the water. He dropped him, and Klaus fell loudly into the boat. Violet immediately grabbed him and Sunny slammed his back. Klaus violently coughed out water, and gasped as he started to breathe again. He moaned and passed out. Violet shrieked as she saw where the leeches had bitten him.

"Well," Mr. Poe called. "It looks like I misjudged you Count Olaf. It would be wrong of me not to put the children back in your care."

"HE JUST TRIED TO DROWN MY BROTHER!" screamed Violet.

"Now, now dear," Mr. Poe explained. "You have misjudged him. Count Olaf did not seem to be a very good guardian at first, but we cannot let that get in the way of who he really is."


In Count Olaf's car:

"Now, after I have heroically saved you I want you to be in a play with me. Violet, you shall play the bride. Klaus, you can be a camel. The monkey… well, the monkey can sit in the audience."

"What are you up to?" Klaus moaned weakly.

Violet patted him carefully on the back.

"What do you mean, orp- I mean dear?"

"We know you're up to something!" Violet cried. "What is it?"

"Nothing, nothing, nothing," Count Olaf denied.

Klaus thought of all the books he had read on marriage. It hit him, but he couldn't say anything in the car.


Behind the scenes:

Klaus urgently whispered, "Violet! I know what he's doing! If he has a legal marriage document, and since Justice Strauss is in this play, you are going to be married! Then he'll be able to get the fortune since he is your husband AND your guardian."

"No!" Violet said. "We can't let him get away! I won't do it."

"Oh you won't?" came a soft whisper. "Look up."

Klaus and Violet looked, and saw Sunny hanging from the tower in a birdcage.

"How could you?" Violet yelled. "She's an infant!"

"Now, you get out with this play or your sister will fall."

Count Olaf stalked off, leaving Violet and Klaus alone with their problems.

Violet started to cry. "I have to do this Klaus."

Klaus retorted, "There's always a way out. There's always something."

Violet shouted, "Not this time Klaus. Not this time. You're not always right."

Klaus stood as if he had been slapped, but started running. "There's always a way."

Klaus stood beneath the tower. "What would Violet do?" he asked himself. "What would Violet do?"

He saw an umbrella, and smiled. Tying the umbrella to a rope, he threw it as far as he could. It landed inside the building. "Yes!"

He started climbing up the rope, to save his little sister. His big sister might think there was nothing, but he knew it. Everything happened for a reason.

Meanwhile, Count Olaf was showing off ridiculous antics. As he flew through the air and chopped the model groom into a bunch of pieces, he didn't notice Klaus climbing up the tower.

Klaus finally reached the top.

Clambering inside, he immediately asked Sunny where the key to the birdcage was.

"Genga!" she shrieked, and he turned, finding a large magnifying glass.

Looking at it, he realized how all of the fires had started.

Just then, a hook swiped through the air, scraping his cheek.

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