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"AGHHHH!" screamed Ed as a painting of a rather ugly looking lady started yelling at
him.
"MUDBLOODS! Defilers of the ancient house of Black!" yelled them painting.
"SHUT UP!" yelled Tonks yanking the curtains around Mrs. Black's portrait closed.
"Sorry 'bout that," said Tonks looking rather embarrassed about knocking over Ed, an
umbrella stand, and a cabinet.
"Who's the first year midget?" said Ron coming out of the hall, rather drunk, with a
flushed face.
"Who's so short that you need to bend down to just see that top of his head?" yelled Ed
obnoxiously "And I'm not in first year I'm in sixth" he said as he crossed his arms over
his chest looking rather smug.
"Ok mate, calm down." Said Ron looking scared.
"Oh," said Hermione as she came in, spotting Ed "Who's the little first year?" she said
sounding rather like Mrs. Weasly.
" I AM NOT A FIRST YEAR!" yelled Ed glaring at them all like he would like to kill
them.
"Who's the nutter?" said Harry coming out to see what the commotion was about, and
spotting Ed throwing a tantrum.
"I am not a nutter!" yelled Ed
"STOP!" yelled Tonks drawing her wand and stupefying all of them except Harry and Ed
who dodged the spell. "That's enough!" she said angrily as she put her wand away. "Oh
and good job Harry on the reflexes" she smiled encouragingly at Harry.
Later that night, after enervating Ron, Fred, George, Hermione, and Ginny, they all sat
around the fireplace pestering Ed with questions.
"So where exactly do you come from?" said Hermione for what seemed like the hundredth
time.
"Durmstrang," grunted Ed thankfully Tonks had kept quite, who knew what he told her
while he was drugged.
"Ok," said Hermione, defiantly not satisfied with his answer, "So do you have any
family?"
"A brother," stated Ed in annoyance.
"No parents?" said George most un-tactfully.
"No, my mum died eight years ago and my dad well…." said Ed trailing off.
"My parents died when I was a child to," said Harry trying to comfort Ed.
"So," said Fred "How 'bout you try one of these?" he said Handing Ed a candy from one
of the Skiving Snackboxs. Ed promptly threw up.
"WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO ME YOU BASTERD!" screamed Ed as he
punched Fred who was laughing enthusiastically.
"HEY!" yelled Fred indignantly "What'cha do that for!" he said as he drew his wand, but
he wasn't fast enough, Harry and Tonks had sent stunner's racing at him seeing the
impending fight. George began laughing, then passed out from his extreme alcohol
intoxication.
"HAHAHAHAH!" laughed Ginny pointing at Fred and George, she promptly fell off the
chair she was precariously perched on.
"What's wrong with you people!" said Ed looking at Fred, George and Ginny 'I really
hope that the wizarding world has more to offer than this' thought Ed disgustedly.
"Um..." said Harry quickly, "We're not normally like this" said Harry trying to push
Ginny off himself, Ginny had begun to try to kiss Harry.
"GIN," yelled Harry "Get off!"
"oh, come on Harry," said Ginny enticingly, "Show me how much of a man you really
are." and as she said this Mrs. Weasly walked in.
"GINNY! HARRY!" yelled Mrs. Weasly shocked, "Tonks! You were supposed to be
looking after them and I walk in to find this!" She yelled, as she yanked Harry and
Ginny apart, to a much released Harry. "Ginny! Bed!" she yelled pointing to out the hall
doors. "Harry I saw what happened, I don't blame you dear, NOW TONKS!" she said
turning to Tonks "How could you let them get drunk, and let things like this happen?" she
said yelling as she looked Tonks straight in the eye, Tonks looked away ashamed.
"Um...uh...I...Sorry" muttered Tonks running out of the hall doors.
"I can't believe her" muttered Mrs. Weasly, "Now for all of you I think it's time for bed,
and who's the little first year?"
"I'm not in first year!" yelled Ed "I'm in sixth!"
"No reason to treat me like that!" said Mrs. Weasly indignantly. "NOW BED!" she
yelled.
The next morning Ed was awoken by another letter.
MR. Fullmetal,
YOU ARE AN IDIOT, do you realize how much it cost to get
you out of questioning? But I guess you did a good job on
gaining their trust... No more mess ups.
Colonel Mustang.
" I can't believe him!" yelled Ed, waking up Ron and Harry.
"Keep it down, mate," said Ron "I have a hangover, you know."
"Well you shouldn't have had so much to drink last night." said Harry as he rubbed the
sleep from his eyes.
"I shouldn't even get started on you!" yelled Ron, " I saw how you tried to seduce
Ginny!"
"WHAT!" yelled Harry "I tried nothing of the sort!"
" Don't lie to me Harry!" yelled Ron putting his wand to Harry's chest, Harry jinxed him.
"Now" said Harry turning to Ed, " How 'bout we go down and get some breakfast."
"Sounds great." said Ed getting up and throwing on his red overcoat.
After finally getting downstairs, after Ed and Harry had jinxed Fred and George, they
sat down for a nice homecooked meal.
"It's been a long time since I had a homecooked meal," said Ed as he sat down, a book on
the dark arts, which he borrowed from Harry, In hand.
"What do you mean?" said Harry looking at him strangely.
"well I'm used to eating out, not much time to eat a homecooked meal when on a
mission" said Ed absorbed in the book.
"What do you mean a mission?" asked Harry.
"Um...I mean wile at school." said Ed putting his hands on his hips and laughing very
unconvincingly.
"Ok, whatever." said Harry digging into his meal.
Ed dug into his meal, finishing everything very quickly, except the milk.
"Now drink that." said Mrs. Weasly, "If you don't you'll never grow." she said naggingly.
"No." said Ed.
"Yes, or I'll have Harry hex you." She said.
"No, I am not drinking that poison." said Ed
"Harry please hex him," she said smugly.
Harry shot a random spell at Ed, which Ed dodged.
"Very good," said Dumbledore as he walked into the Hall, "But I don't think that's a very
good impression to make on an exchange student."
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