Hi! Welcome to my jokes fic. It's basically a bunch of jokes Teen Titanfied. Mostly blonde jokes right now, but I'll have more later. So enjoy! Oh, I do not Teen Titans.

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Starfire and Terra are walking along in a park one morning. Suddenly, Star notices a dead bird. "Awww, look at the poor dead birdie," she says sadly.

Terra stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"

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Starfire goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body."

"That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean"

So the Star takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on.

The doctor says, "You're not a natural redhead are you?"

"No I'm a blonde", she replies.

"I thought so... your finger is broken." replies the doctor.

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Robin, Beast Boy, Cyborg, and Fang were out playing video games and discussing how each convinced their girlfriend to let them play games every morning.

Beast Boy: I had to buy Raven a ton of books to let me play games daily.

Cyborg: You got off cheap! I had to buy Jinx a ton of books and 3 gallons of ice cream.

Robin: You both got off dirt cheap! I had to buy Starfire a ton of books, 3 gallons of ice cream, and a necklace from the Sentari Moons.

Fang: Ha! I didn't have to buy Kitten a single thing! Every morning when I wake up, I lean over in bed, nudge her and ask, "Intercourse or video games?" She instantly replies, "Don't forget to take your jacket."

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Kitten walks into a shop and says to Raven, "Can I buy that TV please?" and Raven says, "Sorry I don't sell to blondes... "

So the next day Kitten goes back to the shop but this time she dyes her hair red and says "Can I buy that TV please?" and Raven says "No I don't sell to blondes."

So the next day Kitten gets a face lift, dyes her hair again, and goes back to the shop and says to Raven "Can I buy that TV please?" and once again Raven says "I don't sell to blondes!" So Kitten goes "How did you know I am blonde?" And Raven replies "Because it's a microwave not a TV! You idiot!"

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And now here's my good friend Beast Boy with a Q&A joke.

BB: Okay here we go!

Q: How do you make Terra laugh on Saturday?

A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Raven pops up. "Okay readers if you can answer this correctly The Queen of Ninjas will give digital cookies or a ninja. Whatever she feels like." What is Terra doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

BB: Put the answer in the review to win!

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Thanks BB & Rae! "My name is Raven. Not Rae. And why is Beast Boy's name ahead of mine?" Because of abc order. Anyway, readers, thank you for taking the time to read this. I promise to update soon, I'm just looking for some good jokes to Teen Titanfiy! Review, please, or I'll send a ninja army after you! Ha, Ha, Ha! I seriously need to cut down on the chocolate!