Disclaimer: Lori is mine; Legolas and Haldir are Tolkiens, savvy?

This is my first story. Please tell me if you like!

Still America 2004

When Lori, Legolas, Haldir, and Whit were all back to the cabin they had forgotten all about the other girls and was about to walk in right after the girls had taken a shower.

"Lori, I wouldn't go in there right now," said Whit. She obviously knew what was going on in there.

"Oh right, but what are we going to do? The sun is rising, and if I know T, which I do, he will be coming to see how we are doing," explained Lori.

"Who is this T you speak of?" asked Legolas.

Whit and Lori laughed because they didn't know how to tell them about T. There was so much to tell.

"I'll make it short and simple..." started Whit.

"...He is a lazy, evil, fat, obnoxious, and the worst person to every dress himself ever," completed Lori.

Whit looked at her and said,

"Trust me, I have seen worse."

Chris must have heard something or else she wouldn't have come out, which she did. Worst part is that she only had a towel on.
"Hey guys, why are you..." she looked at Haldir then Legolas, "OH MY MONKEYS! There are hot guys at our doorstep and," she finally noticed that she was only in a towel and ran inside.

"Have you ever seen that side of her before?" Whit asked to Lori.

"Never, but I have to say that that right there was the perfect Kodak moment ever."

Legolas was looking at Haldir and vise versa. They were probably thinking that the age of men was probably going to be one of the scariest era ever. Lori and Whit went in the cabin and told the guys to wait outside. Legolas and Haldir heard high-pitched screams, giggles, and the rustle of the girls trying to get their clothes on. (Don't worry the door wasn't see through, but it wasn't sound proof).

Lori came out and held the door open, behind her a bunch of girls came out in military uniforms. Then Whit came out in her uniform. (Lori was in her uniform too).

"Okay guys, it is safe to go in," said Lori, "The rules are simple, you stay here all day and do not go anywhere, don't answer the door, and do not, I repeat do not, make loud noises. We will be back by noon, I don't think we have any classes after noon, do we?" she looked at Whit who was shaking her head back and forth.

"Where are you going?" asked Haldir.

"Class," said Whit as they were walking out.

Col. Jo's Military History 101

Everyone was seated in Col. Jo's history class when Whit and Lori showed up late. (His real name is Col. Jo) He was talking about how George Washington won the Revolutionary War, but it was interrupted when the two girls showed up.

"Nice of you two to join us, Lori would you mind telling the class how Washington won the Revolutionary war at Yorktown?"

Lori knew this one right off the bat. It was in one of her books that she had read when she was little.

"Not at all Col. Washington surrounded the enemies, in case you forgot, it was the British, and made them surrender," she said.

The Col. Didn't like that I knew what it was at all.

"Very good, you may sit down now."

The two girls sat down in the very back. The room was sort of like an amphitheater. They wanted to talk about what they were going to do about Legolas and Haldir. Whit had suggested that they hide them forever under their beds, but Lori said that it wouldn't work. Then Whit, again, had suggested that they hide them under their mattresses. Lori looked at her like she was some crazy person, which she is.

"We could just tell the principle that they are new students, he wouldn't know the difference," said Whit. This was the first good idea that she had all day, surprising, isn't it?

"He is really blind and deaf isn't he," said Lori.

"Are you kidding me, he is ancient!" said Whit.

"We are going to have to make sure that they are on our squad," said Lori.

"Lori, you know that girls stay with girls, and guys stay with guys," explained Whit.

Lori thought about it for a minute and then came out with,

"Okay, if girls stay with girls, and guys stay with guys, then why was T with us?" This made the girls think about it for a while.

"Dunno," said Whit, "Oooo, we could tell him that they are family and they prefer that they stay with us since they are from another country."

"You know as much as I don't want to admit it, you're a genius!" said Lori.

The Cabin

"What are we to do now Haldir?" asked Legolas.

"I do not know. I think it best if we stayed in here," said Haldir looking around, "What is all of this stuff?"

"I do not think it evil," said Legolas. Right after Legolas had said that one of the radio alarms had not been turned off and it went off. Legolas was so stunned by it that he took out his bow, fitted an arrow in it in the blink of an eye and shot the radio. Needless to say, it didn't make any more music, or racket, as Legolas and Haldir would call it.

"Not evil, eh," said Haldir.

The two elves had spent all day in there not touching anything, being careful that they didn't make a sound, which they were pretty good at. At noon, Lori and Whit ran in took them, explained to them what they were going to do with the principle and then they wouldn't have to sneak around any more. They were in the main hallway when they saw Principle Kline.

"Principle Kline!" screamed Lori. He turned to look to see who it was.

"Ah, Miss. Breck, just the person I wanted to see," he said. Told you he was blind.

"Um... no. This is Captain Lori Smith."

"I'm sorry what.... Speak up, I can't hear you," said the principle.

"THERE ARE TWO NEW STUDENTS. THEY ARE MY FAMILY. I WILL TAKE CARE OF THEM!" screamed Lori.

"Okay Miss. Breck," he said.

This time Lori let it slide, she didn't like it, but she did. They all ran to the equipment room to get them their uniforms. Once the two elves saw the uniforms and everything they didn't like the idea of changing.

Once the uniforms were all fitted, they headed back to the cabin. Lori went in first then Whit, Legolas, and Haldir. Everyone either looked or they giggled.

"Ladies, ladies, listen. These two gentlemen are infact elves. You talk about this to anyone and you will be charged as a traitor. I am that serious about this. Talk and you're court marshaled. It is also called being defiant; we don't want to be defiant do we. Okay, get back to work," said Lori.

"Nice speech killer," said Whit.

Chris came over and wanted to know how they were going to pass as a high schooler with long, nicely braided hair. They were going to let Chris do the makeover on the two guys. She took Haldir into the bathroom and took out her scissors.

"NO, NOT THE HAIR!" he screamed Haldir.

Chris came out and said,

"Well, that concludes the hair."

Haldir walked out with out a hair out of place.

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