Hello one and all. This is Vortus the Undying returning with another story. I have been playing Grand Theft Auto San Andreas for a while now and I got this idea from when my friend inputted the 'recruit anyone' cheat and 'turn pedestrians into fast food workers and clowns' and his mayhem has created a story idea for me. Oh by the way CJ and GTA San Andreas are owned by not myself but Rockstar.
Chapter 1 – The San Fierro Docks
Carl Johnson was having one of those days, run over this one guy by accident, point this gun at this one old lady, slit some guy's throat for the money in his pocket and the cops just can't stand that. CJ was on the highway surrounding San Fierro in his BF Injection running from a squadron of cops. "Man these fucking pigs just won't leave me the fuck alone." All of a sudden some guy in a Stallion just stopped and CJ's Injection rammed hard into the Stallion and caught on fire. "Oh shit" CJ bolted out and leapt for the ledge as cops were firing their guns at him. The cops looked down the ledge and the man they were chasing was gone before both cars exploded smothering every one in the area in greasy excruciating flames. CJ hung from the railings for what seemed like five minutes before he had felt the cops had lost him so he made his way down muttering at himself. As he dropped to the ground a sharp pain went through his body and he took off his now shredded bullet proof vest and threw it down as he walked off cursing his luck.
CJ was too far out to make it back to his garage so he decided to check out San Fierro without having to do chores for the garage business or some crack - cocaine syndicate. After a few hours of mindless wandering he had made it to the docks and there was a carnival at the docks much similar to the one in Los Santos where he and his brothers and his friends at the time would sneak into as children. As Carl approached the carnival he saw five carnies still in clown costumes cursing and smoking. "That motherfucker has no right to fire us for doing our job, we are knife throwing clowns. The second clown snickered, "But you threw the knife wrong she wasn't supposed to get hit and scream and bleed all over the place. The third skinny clown chuckled hoarsely "Yeah but both 'yall shouldn't have tried to cover up the fact that when you tried to dump her body into the river you shouldn't have told the ringmaster she had 'gotten into the red sleeping medicine and we were trying to wake her up in the water' dumbasses." The fourth clown looked kind of serious, "Well what the fuck are we going to do now, I want to kill and burn every one of these little bitches for fucking with us, and no and I mean NO ONE FUCKS WITH CLOWNS….EVER."
As CJ heard this he had a wicked idea. After the brutal betrayal of Ryder and Big Smoke and the disbanding of the Grove Street Families, CJ needed to form together another gang. He realized even though they are nothing but clowns, they could strike fear into the hearts of men. So he decided to walk over to them to assist in not only helping them but help cause a little mayhem.
So that is the end of chapter 1. Do you all see where this is going? I will have chapter 2 up soon so review it if you'd like, if you flame me, cry me a fucking river, I made a reaction from this story
