Disclaimer: Lori is mine; Legolas and Haldir are Tolkiens, savvy?

This is my first story. Please tell me if you like

Middle Earth

Aragorn was on his way back from Rivendall and wanted to see his friend Legolas. He may explain some things that might not have been so clear to him earlier. He entered the relm of Mirkwood and went on his way to the palace. He entered the palace and the other elves were staring at him. He entered the great hall to see King Thanaduil.

"My Lord," said Aragorn as he was bowing, "I would like to see Legolas."

"He is not with you," the king exclaimed, "Then where is he?!" The king got off of his throne and went over to Aragorn.

"I do not know sir. I would be happy to go to Lorien to see if he is there with Haldir," said Aragorn.

"No, they would have sent a messenger to say he was staying there. When and where was the last time you saw him?" demanded the king.

"Right outside the forest, I saw them go inside of the forest before I was out of sight of them," said Aragorn.

"What do you think happened to them?" asked the king with worry in his voice.

"I do not know, but there is a goblin out on the lose," said Aragorn.
"A goblin! You think one goblin, one measly goblin got them!" shouted the king, "They are trained warriors and you think a goblin got them!"

"I did not say that, my Lord. I was merely stating the facts," said Aragorn. The king sighed. "But they do contain magical powers. And they do have a grudge against you and your forest"

"Yes, well so do the spiders," said the king.

"Someone get me the guards that were on watch at the edge of the forest yesterday!" ordered the king.

"Sir is there anything I can do?" asked Aragorn.

"No Aragorn. I shall send a message to tell the Lord and Lady what happened to Haldir," said the king.

"Do you mind if I look around the forest?" asked Aragorn.

"Not at all," said the king.

Aragorn went searching through out the forest. The whole forest was in an uproar, especially the girls. They were running around looking for Legolas and Haldir like there was no tomorrow. The male elves just watched and laughed, so did Aragorn (with some). Aragorn was worried, even though he didn't show it, he was.

America 2004

It was about five in the morning and all fifteen alarms were about to go off. They were all set to one station, a rock station. It was 4:59 and everyone was asleep, when it came five it went off in a roar. The two elves jumped and fell out of their bed. They found their knives and took them out. Everyone laughed at them.

Lori came and stood right in front of them. They had a bunk bed and Haldir was in the top. He tried not to show that he had been hurt, but it did. Lori was dressed for the training that morning.

"We aren't under attack."

"How so you know you couldn't hear anything with this... racket," said Haldir.

Whit came over to see what was going on. Once she saw that they had fallen out of the bunk bed she laughed and said,

"What happened to you two?"

Haldir went into his staring mode. Whit was wearing a tight yellow tank top that said 'Killer' on it, long navy blue pajama pants, and her hair was a mess. When Whit realized that he was staring at her she stopped laughing.

"Haldir."

"Yes," he said coming out of staring mode.

"No staring!"

"This is the first problem you've had with guys staring at you," said Lori.

"Only when it is people from another... what do you call it... relm," said Whit.

"Okay then," said Lori, "Let get dressed and go train."

Everyone was dressed and out running. She had to explain to Haldir and Legolas how to do everything. She had to admit, they caught on quickly. They went through the whole thing and you couldn't even tell that they had done it when they were done. They were spotless! This impressed Lori. The day went on; the teachers accepted them into their classes without a question, except about their ears and long, nicely kept hair.

"They just transferred from a drama school," was their excuse.

Lunch came and the two girls were relived. The four of them sat together.

"So Legolas, what kind of food do you have where you come from..." started Whit.

"And where do you come from?" ended Lori.

"I come from Mirkwood and as Lori found out I am also a prince there," said Legolas.

Lori raised her hand,

"Is it a big forest?"

"Yes."

"Any monsters?" asked Lori.

"We have spiders that could kill you if you aren't careful," said Legolas.

"I hate spiders!" said Whit as she put her knees up to her chest and started rocking back and forth.

The elves just stared at her.

"Is she going to be all right?" asked Haldir.

"Eventually," said Lori.

"So is this who you have a Co-Captain?" asked T as he was stuffing his face with a doughnut, "She's insane."

Whit snapped out of it really quick and said,

"Well you know at least I try not to be a big hypocrite like you."

"I am never a hypocrite."

"Remember those times you said to run so we wouldn't get fat?" said Lori.

There was a pause so he might remember a little, then Lori came back and said,

"I'd say you got a lot of running to do."

They turned around and resumed eating.

"I can't believe you are doing this to me!" said T.

"You know what is so funny?" said Lori as she stood up, " Is the fact that we voted you out, and so did the rest of the facility." Lori sat back down and tried to eat, but T wouldn't quit.

"Your mother would be ashamed of you," said T.

"Okay tubby," said Lori as she stood up, "You went a little too far." She was getting ready to beat the crap out of him when Whit pushed her back. Legolas stood up and went over to T.

"It has come to my attention that you do not like to respect these girls." T didn't want to get touched by Legolas, but Legolas kept walking and looking down on T.

"What was your first clue?" said T. Legolas had him pushed up against the wall. The whole lunchroom was watching what would happen next.

"I will make myself very clear on this matter. You so much as speak to these girls and I will personally come and have a little talk with you, do you understand?"

T tried to throw a punch, but Legolas caught his fist and started crushing his fist and said,

"Do you understand?"

"YES!" he yelped.

Legolas let him go and T ran out of the lunchroom as fast as he could, which wasn't very fast. Whit let go of Lori, who had calmed down by now, and said,

"Thanks Legolas. I would have just beaten him up."

"No problem." They all sat back down.

"Show off," Haldir muttered to Legolas.

A/N I am having soooooo much fun with all of the characters. Tell me what you think. :)