Disclaimer: Lori is mine; Legolas and Haldir are Tolkiens, savvy?

This is my first story. Please tell me if you like

America 2004

Classes were all done and everyone was headed back to their cabins to do homework. Legolas and Haldir were loaded down with books and homework as were the rest of them. Legolas and Haldir didn't know how to write or read in English.

"Is it okay if we write in our own language?" asked Legolas.

"Uh... no," said Lori.

"No one could read it but you guys," said Whit.

"You know what, we should just tell the teachers that they can't read or write in English because they can't speak English," said Lori.

"How come you always come up with the good ideas?" asked Whit.

"You came up with the last one, remember?" said Lori.

"So have you guys heard of Arwen?" asked Whit.

"Whit, you are the epitome of the American Dumb Blonde, you know that," said Lori.

"Of coarse I've heard of Lady Arwen. I've known her my whole life, as for Haldir," said Legolas.

"How old are you, Legolas?" asked Lori.

"2,527," he said.

The girls just looked at him in amazement. Whit fainted after hearing how old he was.

"Some how now I'm scared to tell them how old I am," Haldir muttered tot Legolas.

"How old are you Haldir?" Lori asked finally breaking the silence.

Haldir paused for a moment and then said,

"2,627."

This caused even more amazement. So much more that Chris fainted. Whit was still on the ground.

"Shouldn't you help those that have fainted," asked Legolas.

Lori wasn't paying attention to what he was saying, but she snapped out of it and said,

"I'm sorry, what?"

Lori could tell that Haldir was worried about Whit. He kept staring at her. Finally he got up and went over to her. He looked at her and he put her up on a bed to make sure that she didn't seriously hurt herself. Chris woke up and looked at Haldir and Whit.

"Hey! Where's my elf?" asked Chris.

"He's not available right now, but if you want I can take a message," said Taylor.

"Ha ha, very funny ya rookie," said Chris.

Whit was waking up and the first person she saw was Haldir.

"Okay this is just a little too weird and creepy at the same time," she said trying to get up, "Okay, oww, oww."

"Don't try to get up, just lay down," said Haldir.

"Why do you do this to me?" asked Whit.

"Because I am attracted to you, that's why!" said Haldir.

Everyone was so stunned that they couldn't move.

"You just come straight out with that kind of stuff don't you?" said Whit.

"Only with you," said Haldir as he looked into Whit's hazel eyes.

Haldir made it clear that he was attracted to Whit. Deep down inside Whit knew that she was attracted to Haldir, but she was too stubborn to admit it.

"I think I'll get some ice to put on their head," said Lori.

"Finally someone cares about Chris," said Chris.

"I have to admit, you are hard to forget about," said Lori.

Lori came back with the ice and just remembered it was movie night.

"Hey guys, guess what night it is," said Lori.

"Butt muncher night?" said Chris.

"No you butt munch, movie night. What movie are we going to watch?" asked Lori.

"What about Pirates of the Caribbean?" asked Whit.

"I think we could go for that. Anyone have any other movies in mind?"

"What about Lord..." asked Taylor, but was interrupted by Lori.

"NO!" she snapped.

"What was she going to say?" asked Legolas.

Lori had to come up with something quick or else she had to explain.

"Lord of the... Dance," she said.

"What is that?" asked Haldir, who by this time wasn't staring into Whit's eyes.

"Its where Irish people dance to their music," said Whit.

Before anyone could get another word in Lori said,

"So Pirates of the Caribbean it is."

"What is it about?" asked Legolas.

"Legolas let's use context clues with this. I know it has probably been two thousand years since you were at school, but lets think back. In the title it say 'Pirates', do you understand what that is?" asked Lori.

Legolas nodded

"Do you understand what 'of the' means," continued Lori.

Legolas nodded.

"Do you know what the Caribbean is?"

"That I do not know," said Legolas.

"It's an ocean," concluded Lori.

"I understand now," said Legolas.

Now that they understood what it was about, they all were ready to watch the movie.

A/N Thanks guys for all of the reviews. It really means a lot to me!