Disclaimer: Lori is mine; Legolas and Haldir are Tolkiens, savvy?
This is my first story. Please tell me if you like
America 2004... or did you forget?
Lunch came and went (thankfully without T), homework came, but didn't ever seem that it was going to go, and dinner came. Dinner was the best part of the day. It was pizza night. The elves were having a hard time understanding the roundness of it.
"Is it a pie?" asked Haldir.
"How do you know what a pie is and no," said Whit.
"It is not a pie?" said Legolas.
"No. What kind of pie do you have, lembas pie?" said Lori.
"You know what lembas is," said Haldir as they moved down the line.
"Sure I do, it'll fill the stomach of a grown man," said Lori. The two elves looked at each other in amazement of what they heard. They found their seats and guess who walks up, none other than T.
"What do you want now tubby?" said Whit.
"I would appreciate it if you didn't call me that, seeing how I'm in better shape than any of you," said T.
"Really how do you figure that?" asked Lori.
He was speechless to this matter.
"Mr. T," said Legolas, "Do you not remember what I said yesterday?"
"It is okay Legolas," said Lori, "This time I'll beat the crap out of him."
"You come anywhere near me and I'll court marshal you," said T with some fear in his voice, "and your father won't be happy about that will he."
Lori looked at him thinking of her father then started backing down.
"Why is she backing down?" asked Legolas.
"Just wait for it," said Whit.
All of a sudden, Lori spun around and hit T in the eye.
"YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY FATHER LIKE THAT AGAIN I WILL MAKES SURE IT WILL HURT WORSE THAN THAT DID!" screamed Lori.
T was on the ground not moving. Everyone was clapping, even the teachers. Lori had a lot of rage in her, when he said that and she took a really hard punch at him. Principle Kline came over and looked at T.
"Miss. Breck, why did you do such a thing," said the principle.
The real Miss. Breck came over and said,
"Principle Kline, I'm Miss. Breck."
The principle looked at Lori and then Miss. Breck, Lori then Miss. Breck, he finally said,
"AHHHHH, TWINS!" Obviously he was intimated by twins. The two didn't look that much a like.
"Lori," said Miss Breck, "I'd like to see you in my office, now."
"Whit, take them back to the cabin, I'll be there in a minute," Lori said to Whit.
Lori followed Miss Breck to her office. Her office had a lot of pink in it. Lori didn't like it.
"There seems to be a problem between you and T," she said.
Nice one Einstein. Lori thought.
"Yes," said Lori in a calm manner.
"Would you like to share your problems?" she said.
"Not really... no," said Lori.
"That wasn't a choice," said Miss Breck.
"Then why did you put it in choice format?" asked Lori.
Miss Breck was holding herself back from not going ballistic on Lori. Lori was just sitting there with a smile on her face waiting for the next question. Miss Breck didn't' like this.
"Lori, ever since T was, shall we say, kicked off of your squad, you have been rather violent toward him, why?" she asked looking Lori in the eye.
Lori was sitting and smiling at her.
"Well, he comes over to where we are, threatens us, then when we tell him off, he runs to you," she was still smiling.
"It was all your idea to kick T off of the squad," said Miss. Breck.
"No it was the squads idea. I think it really improved our squad," said Lori, "And plus we don't want hypocrites on our squad."
"How is he a hypocrite?" she asked.
"He told us to run so we won't get fat when he is stuffing his face with doughnuts," said Lori.
Before Miss. Breck could say another word, Mrs. Hallie O'Brien came to save the day. Hallie, that is what they called her, was Lori's favorite teacher in the world. She was another girl to talk to, also. She swung open the door and stormed in. She was about twenty- seven, so she could still storm in with heels on.
"What do you think you are doing?" she said.
"Talking to Lori, here," said Miss Breck.
"About what exactly?" Hallie asked.
"Noth..." started Miss. Breck.
" T," said Lori.
"I would advise you to stop, come on Lori," said Hallie.
"Well what are you going to do about it?" she asked.
Miss Breck grabbed Lori's wrist.
"Okay, you know what, BACK OFF BARBIE!" ordered Hallie. Barbie, Miss. Breck did as she was told. The two left and headed back to the cabin.
"Thanks Hallie," said Lori.
"Any time. Hey, I need to really talk to you and Whit tomorrow after lunch. Meet me in my office. It is really important you two be there," she said as she turned into a different hallway.
Lori went back to the cabin. Everyone wanted to know what happened. She told them the whole story. Legolas came up to her and said,
"That was one hard punch you threw."
Lori looked down at her fist. It was all bruised and purple. All this time she had thought she just thought she was gripping her fist too hard the whole time.
"What happened to T after I left," asked Lori.
"Shall we say, clean up on aisle one?" said Whit.
"T was revived by someone and ran off," said Legolas.
"Then, guess who walked by?" said Chris, "Coach Canoe."
After Chris made the comment, all of the girls sighed (except Lori and Whit). Legolas and Haldir looked at each other with confusion.
"So what movie shall we watch tonight?" asked Lori.
"But it's not movie night," said Taylor.
"I'm well aware of that, but I'm in a good mood."
Everyone went into a group to figure out what to watch.
"Whit can you come here for a sec?" said Lori.
"What is it?" she asked.
"Hallie wanted to see us after lunch tomorrow," said Lori.
"Okay, is that all," said Whit.
"Yep."
The girls decided that the movie that they were going to watch was going to be 'Maverick'. It was about a cowboy that is trying to win a poker tournament. Getting there was the big problem for him though.
"What is the 'Old West' in this movie," asked Legolas.
"You just don't get anything about movies do you? How 'bout you watch the movie and then ask the questions," said Lori.
He did just that; he got in a comfortable position and watched the whole movie. The part where Maverick almost gets killed kind of frightened him and he grabbed Lori's hand. Lori kind of liked this. He didn't let go until the end and the lights came up. They were all getting ready for bed, brushing their teeth when Whit came up to Lori and said,
"Some one has a crush on Legolas."
"So? Someone has a crush on Haldir," said Lori.
"I never said that," she said.
"I never said I had a crush on Legolas," said Lori.
"But do you?" asked Whit.
Lori nodded at Whit then asked,
"Do you with the other one?"
Whit nodded.
"I just don't like how he stares at me," said Whit.
"He does that because he thinks you beautiful, if you know what I mean," said Lori.
A/N MTV movie awards are on tonight!!!!!! I'm so excited! Thank you for reviewing. I'd like to thank all of the storms that kept me in all day to write this story that defies all of the rules! Okay, maybe it's not defiant, but let's pretend it's close!
This is my first story. Please tell me if you like
America 2004... or did you forget?
Lunch came and went (thankfully without T), homework came, but didn't ever seem that it was going to go, and dinner came. Dinner was the best part of the day. It was pizza night. The elves were having a hard time understanding the roundness of it.
"Is it a pie?" asked Haldir.
"How do you know what a pie is and no," said Whit.
"It is not a pie?" said Legolas.
"No. What kind of pie do you have, lembas pie?" said Lori.
"You know what lembas is," said Haldir as they moved down the line.
"Sure I do, it'll fill the stomach of a grown man," said Lori. The two elves looked at each other in amazement of what they heard. They found their seats and guess who walks up, none other than T.
"What do you want now tubby?" said Whit.
"I would appreciate it if you didn't call me that, seeing how I'm in better shape than any of you," said T.
"Really how do you figure that?" asked Lori.
He was speechless to this matter.
"Mr. T," said Legolas, "Do you not remember what I said yesterday?"
"It is okay Legolas," said Lori, "This time I'll beat the crap out of him."
"You come anywhere near me and I'll court marshal you," said T with some fear in his voice, "and your father won't be happy about that will he."
Lori looked at him thinking of her father then started backing down.
"Why is she backing down?" asked Legolas.
"Just wait for it," said Whit.
All of a sudden, Lori spun around and hit T in the eye.
"YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY FATHER LIKE THAT AGAIN I WILL MAKES SURE IT WILL HURT WORSE THAN THAT DID!" screamed Lori.
T was on the ground not moving. Everyone was clapping, even the teachers. Lori had a lot of rage in her, when he said that and she took a really hard punch at him. Principle Kline came over and looked at T.
"Miss. Breck, why did you do such a thing," said the principle.
The real Miss. Breck came over and said,
"Principle Kline, I'm Miss. Breck."
The principle looked at Lori and then Miss. Breck, Lori then Miss. Breck, he finally said,
"AHHHHH, TWINS!" Obviously he was intimated by twins. The two didn't look that much a like.
"Lori," said Miss Breck, "I'd like to see you in my office, now."
"Whit, take them back to the cabin, I'll be there in a minute," Lori said to Whit.
Lori followed Miss Breck to her office. Her office had a lot of pink in it. Lori didn't like it.
"There seems to be a problem between you and T," she said.
Nice one Einstein. Lori thought.
"Yes," said Lori in a calm manner.
"Would you like to share your problems?" she said.
"Not really... no," said Lori.
"That wasn't a choice," said Miss Breck.
"Then why did you put it in choice format?" asked Lori.
Miss Breck was holding herself back from not going ballistic on Lori. Lori was just sitting there with a smile on her face waiting for the next question. Miss Breck didn't' like this.
"Lori, ever since T was, shall we say, kicked off of your squad, you have been rather violent toward him, why?" she asked looking Lori in the eye.
Lori was sitting and smiling at her.
"Well, he comes over to where we are, threatens us, then when we tell him off, he runs to you," she was still smiling.
"It was all your idea to kick T off of the squad," said Miss. Breck.
"No it was the squads idea. I think it really improved our squad," said Lori, "And plus we don't want hypocrites on our squad."
"How is he a hypocrite?" she asked.
"He told us to run so we won't get fat when he is stuffing his face with doughnuts," said Lori.
Before Miss. Breck could say another word, Mrs. Hallie O'Brien came to save the day. Hallie, that is what they called her, was Lori's favorite teacher in the world. She was another girl to talk to, also. She swung open the door and stormed in. She was about twenty- seven, so she could still storm in with heels on.
"What do you think you are doing?" she said.
"Talking to Lori, here," said Miss Breck.
"About what exactly?" Hallie asked.
"Noth..." started Miss. Breck.
" T," said Lori.
"I would advise you to stop, come on Lori," said Hallie.
"Well what are you going to do about it?" she asked.
Miss Breck grabbed Lori's wrist.
"Okay, you know what, BACK OFF BARBIE!" ordered Hallie. Barbie, Miss. Breck did as she was told. The two left and headed back to the cabin.
"Thanks Hallie," said Lori.
"Any time. Hey, I need to really talk to you and Whit tomorrow after lunch. Meet me in my office. It is really important you two be there," she said as she turned into a different hallway.
Lori went back to the cabin. Everyone wanted to know what happened. She told them the whole story. Legolas came up to her and said,
"That was one hard punch you threw."
Lori looked down at her fist. It was all bruised and purple. All this time she had thought she just thought she was gripping her fist too hard the whole time.
"What happened to T after I left," asked Lori.
"Shall we say, clean up on aisle one?" said Whit.
"T was revived by someone and ran off," said Legolas.
"Then, guess who walked by?" said Chris, "Coach Canoe."
After Chris made the comment, all of the girls sighed (except Lori and Whit). Legolas and Haldir looked at each other with confusion.
"So what movie shall we watch tonight?" asked Lori.
"But it's not movie night," said Taylor.
"I'm well aware of that, but I'm in a good mood."
Everyone went into a group to figure out what to watch.
"Whit can you come here for a sec?" said Lori.
"What is it?" she asked.
"Hallie wanted to see us after lunch tomorrow," said Lori.
"Okay, is that all," said Whit.
"Yep."
The girls decided that the movie that they were going to watch was going to be 'Maverick'. It was about a cowboy that is trying to win a poker tournament. Getting there was the big problem for him though.
"What is the 'Old West' in this movie," asked Legolas.
"You just don't get anything about movies do you? How 'bout you watch the movie and then ask the questions," said Lori.
He did just that; he got in a comfortable position and watched the whole movie. The part where Maverick almost gets killed kind of frightened him and he grabbed Lori's hand. Lori kind of liked this. He didn't let go until the end and the lights came up. They were all getting ready for bed, brushing their teeth when Whit came up to Lori and said,
"Some one has a crush on Legolas."
"So? Someone has a crush on Haldir," said Lori.
"I never said that," she said.
"I never said I had a crush on Legolas," said Lori.
"But do you?" asked Whit.
Lori nodded at Whit then asked,
"Do you with the other one?"
Whit nodded.
"I just don't like how he stares at me," said Whit.
"He does that because he thinks you beautiful, if you know what I mean," said Lori.
A/N MTV movie awards are on tonight!!!!!! I'm so excited! Thank you for reviewing. I'd like to thank all of the storms that kept me in all day to write this story that defies all of the rules! Okay, maybe it's not defiant, but let's pretend it's close!
