Disclaimer: Lori is mine; Legolas and Haldir are Tolkiens, savvy?
This is my first story. Please tell me if you like
Middle Earth 1236... for a change.
Aragorn was walking through Mirkwood, looking for any sign of Legolas and Haldir. Then he thought about retracing his steps. He went back to where he saw them go back into the forest and started walking. The leaves had been disturbed. When elves walked on leaves or snow they rarely ever left a trace (which is why they are so hard to track). Aragorn looked at the area where it was disturbed. He could see two figures of bodies and very unusual feet prints.
'A goblin,' he thought.
Just then he heard a voice in the distance saying,
"He, he, he, they're gone, all gone. What is Mirkwood going to do with out their prince? And Lorien, how are they going to go to war without their Marchwarden?"
Aragorn looked around for the strange creature. It was sitting near a waterfall drinking the water. Aragorn took out his sword and snuck up behind him. The creature looked behind him and saw Aragorn.
"What did you do with my friends?" asked Aragorn.
"What friends? I see no friends around here, except you," said the creature with fear in his voice.
"I am not your friend. Now, tell me where the Marchwarden and the Prince is and I might spare your life," said Aragorn in a stern voice.
"Far, far, far away. No where around here," it said.
"TELL ME," said Aragorn griping the creature's neck with his sword pointed at it. Aragorn was strangling him to death.
"AMERICA...2004," it confessed.
"Your coming with me," said Aragorn carrying it all the way back to the palace. The king was in an important meeting with the other elven leaders to discuss what they were going to do about Legolas and Haldir.
"What is this?!" he shouted at Aragorn.
"It is the creature that knows where Haldir and you son is," he said.
"Guards!" said the king. Guards came and took the creature from Aragorn. "Take him to the dungeon, I will be there shortly."
"Estel, how did you find him?" asked Lord Elrond giving his angry face.
"I retraced my... their steps and it lead me to that creature," said Estel or Aragorn (which ever you choose).
The king came over to Aragorn and said to him,
"Thank you for finding him."
"Sir, I have a question," said Aragorn. The king nodded the go- a- head, "Well, how do we know it is a he or a she? For all we know it could be both or none. I prefer to call the creature 'it'."
"Very well then," said the king.
Lord Elrond rolled his eyes and shaked his head. The king headed down to the dungeon to question the creature.
"Where is my son?" asked the king. Aragorn was with the king.
The creature didn't answer his question.
"It said America 2004," said Aragorn.
"What is America?" asked the king.
"It is a country made up of all the race of men," it said.
"So that is what the world is coming to," the king muttered. The king rolled his eyes and his rage caught up with him. He grabbed the creature's neck and pushed it up against the wall. It was trying to loosen the king's grip, but it didn't work.
"You bring my son back!" said the king.
"It may take some time to do that again," it said.
"You will bring him back if it is the last thing you do!" said the king as he left the dungeon.
"I will need some ingredients," it said.
Aragorn looked at it and then the guards and said,
"Bring him the ingredients, but keep a close eye on it."
America 2004
Lori and Whit were in Hallie's office. Hallie wasn't there yet. They were talking about Legolas and Haldir.
"I can't believe that we happen to be the ones who have the crushes," said Whit.
"Yeah, only problem is that we won't admit it," said Lori.
"Yes you did," said Whit.
"Only to you! I'm just not sure I can admit it to myself," said Lori looking down.
"What is that supposed to mean?" asked Whit as Hallie walked through the doors.
"I'll tell you later," whispered Lori.
Hallie went around to sit at her desk.
"I'm glad you two are here."
"Wouldn't miss it for the world," said Whit.
"There is something I have to tell you guys and it is pretty important. Like life changing, important," said Hallie.
"What happened," said Lori very concerned.
"No, no. Nothing happened to your father," said Hallie, "It is about just you two." Hallie paused for a moment then resumed, "Your parents aren't exactly humans."
Whit let out a light chuckle then said,
"Then what are they?"
"They are Elves."
"You've got to be kidding me," said Lori.
"I'm afraid not," said Hallie.
"Well, we can't exactly say that there is no such things as elves, can we," said Whit.
"But we don't have the ears, the gracefulness of them, or anything like that," said Lori.
"They were just raised like that, and Lori, you are pretty graceful yourself," said Hallie.
"Then what happened to Whit?"
"Hey, I'm right here!" said Whit.
"Sorry."
"Whit seems to be pretty calm about it," said Hallie.
"Can't help who I am, might as well accept it," said Whit, "Plus, Lori's freaking out enough for the both of us."
Lori looked at Whit. She had one hand on her forehead and the other on her hip as she paced back and forth in the office.
"So when do we start growing the ears?" asked Lori, finally somewhat admitting that she was an elf. Hallie smiled at this.
"Probably when you get back to Middle Earth," said Hallie.
"What makes you so sure were going back to Middle Earth?" asked Lori.
"It is where you're from, where your parents are," said Hallie.
"What do you mean where your parents are?" asked Lori. Now new information was just agitating her.
"Your dad didn't explain?" asked Hallie. Lori shook her head. "Your father didn't actually go to war."
"WHAT!"
"He went back to Middle Earth."
"Do you know what happened to us?" asked Whit.
"Yes I was there. Lori and your father went out on a strole because you just learned to walk. Someone came up to you two and sent you here. As for Whit, You your mother were in the same house and the same thing happened. I was there with you Whit. I'm really your aunt," said Hallie. You could tell this was hard for everyone in that office. "Did you guys ever find out how you were related?"
"Wait a minute, we're related?" asked Whit.
Hallie rolled her eyes and said,
"Yes, you two are sisters."
This was a shock for Lori and Whit. Lori sat back down.
"By mother or father?" Lori choked out.
"Father."
"I guess we should be happy, Lori," said Whit.
"How do we get back to Middle Earth?" asked Lori.
"Say a few words and your there," said Hallie.
"Come on Whit, we have to see our father," said Lori.
They stormed out of the office into the cabin. They went over to where the elves were sitting.
"I need you to tell us everything you know about being an elf," said Lori.
"Why do you need to know?" asked Legolas.
"Because apparently we are elves," said Whit.
Everyone was in shock when they heard this. They knew that they weren't lying. The two guys sat there, wide-eyed.
"Also were going back to Middle Earth if you two have a problem with that," said Lori.
They explained everything to everyone, and everything was clear to everyone.
The next day they missed classes and spent the whole day learning how to be an elf. Haldir went with Whit and Legolas went with Lori. They learned important elfish words and thing that they needed to know. Hallie had made them dresses so they won't look weird when they arrive there. They were all set to go to Middle Earth except; Lori didn't choose a new captain. She raced back and appointed Chris the new captain.
A/N What did ya'll think? It might have been a bit too long, but I think it's worth it. (GASP) I saw the MTV Movie Awards and JOHNNY DEPP WON!!!!!!!!! Sorry, but I love Johnny Depp. Lord of the Rings won best picture... as always. I love it when people know what a good movie is. Like Top Gun. I'm a military fanatic, can't get enough of it, and I'm obsessed w/ Legolas, so I put them together and I get Military Elves! Thanks for reviewing!
This is my first story. Please tell me if you like
Middle Earth 1236... for a change.
Aragorn was walking through Mirkwood, looking for any sign of Legolas and Haldir. Then he thought about retracing his steps. He went back to where he saw them go back into the forest and started walking. The leaves had been disturbed. When elves walked on leaves or snow they rarely ever left a trace (which is why they are so hard to track). Aragorn looked at the area where it was disturbed. He could see two figures of bodies and very unusual feet prints.
'A goblin,' he thought.
Just then he heard a voice in the distance saying,
"He, he, he, they're gone, all gone. What is Mirkwood going to do with out their prince? And Lorien, how are they going to go to war without their Marchwarden?"
Aragorn looked around for the strange creature. It was sitting near a waterfall drinking the water. Aragorn took out his sword and snuck up behind him. The creature looked behind him and saw Aragorn.
"What did you do with my friends?" asked Aragorn.
"What friends? I see no friends around here, except you," said the creature with fear in his voice.
"I am not your friend. Now, tell me where the Marchwarden and the Prince is and I might spare your life," said Aragorn in a stern voice.
"Far, far, far away. No where around here," it said.
"TELL ME," said Aragorn griping the creature's neck with his sword pointed at it. Aragorn was strangling him to death.
"AMERICA...2004," it confessed.
"Your coming with me," said Aragorn carrying it all the way back to the palace. The king was in an important meeting with the other elven leaders to discuss what they were going to do about Legolas and Haldir.
"What is this?!" he shouted at Aragorn.
"It is the creature that knows where Haldir and you son is," he said.
"Guards!" said the king. Guards came and took the creature from Aragorn. "Take him to the dungeon, I will be there shortly."
"Estel, how did you find him?" asked Lord Elrond giving his angry face.
"I retraced my... their steps and it lead me to that creature," said Estel or Aragorn (which ever you choose).
The king came over to Aragorn and said to him,
"Thank you for finding him."
"Sir, I have a question," said Aragorn. The king nodded the go- a- head, "Well, how do we know it is a he or a she? For all we know it could be both or none. I prefer to call the creature 'it'."
"Very well then," said the king.
Lord Elrond rolled his eyes and shaked his head. The king headed down to the dungeon to question the creature.
"Where is my son?" asked the king. Aragorn was with the king.
The creature didn't answer his question.
"It said America 2004," said Aragorn.
"What is America?" asked the king.
"It is a country made up of all the race of men," it said.
"So that is what the world is coming to," the king muttered. The king rolled his eyes and his rage caught up with him. He grabbed the creature's neck and pushed it up against the wall. It was trying to loosen the king's grip, but it didn't work.
"You bring my son back!" said the king.
"It may take some time to do that again," it said.
"You will bring him back if it is the last thing you do!" said the king as he left the dungeon.
"I will need some ingredients," it said.
Aragorn looked at it and then the guards and said,
"Bring him the ingredients, but keep a close eye on it."
America 2004
Lori and Whit were in Hallie's office. Hallie wasn't there yet. They were talking about Legolas and Haldir.
"I can't believe that we happen to be the ones who have the crushes," said Whit.
"Yeah, only problem is that we won't admit it," said Lori.
"Yes you did," said Whit.
"Only to you! I'm just not sure I can admit it to myself," said Lori looking down.
"What is that supposed to mean?" asked Whit as Hallie walked through the doors.
"I'll tell you later," whispered Lori.
Hallie went around to sit at her desk.
"I'm glad you two are here."
"Wouldn't miss it for the world," said Whit.
"There is something I have to tell you guys and it is pretty important. Like life changing, important," said Hallie.
"What happened," said Lori very concerned.
"No, no. Nothing happened to your father," said Hallie, "It is about just you two." Hallie paused for a moment then resumed, "Your parents aren't exactly humans."
Whit let out a light chuckle then said,
"Then what are they?"
"They are Elves."
"You've got to be kidding me," said Lori.
"I'm afraid not," said Hallie.
"Well, we can't exactly say that there is no such things as elves, can we," said Whit.
"But we don't have the ears, the gracefulness of them, or anything like that," said Lori.
"They were just raised like that, and Lori, you are pretty graceful yourself," said Hallie.
"Then what happened to Whit?"
"Hey, I'm right here!" said Whit.
"Sorry."
"Whit seems to be pretty calm about it," said Hallie.
"Can't help who I am, might as well accept it," said Whit, "Plus, Lori's freaking out enough for the both of us."
Lori looked at Whit. She had one hand on her forehead and the other on her hip as she paced back and forth in the office.
"So when do we start growing the ears?" asked Lori, finally somewhat admitting that she was an elf. Hallie smiled at this.
"Probably when you get back to Middle Earth," said Hallie.
"What makes you so sure were going back to Middle Earth?" asked Lori.
"It is where you're from, where your parents are," said Hallie.
"What do you mean where your parents are?" asked Lori. Now new information was just agitating her.
"Your dad didn't explain?" asked Hallie. Lori shook her head. "Your father didn't actually go to war."
"WHAT!"
"He went back to Middle Earth."
"Do you know what happened to us?" asked Whit.
"Yes I was there. Lori and your father went out on a strole because you just learned to walk. Someone came up to you two and sent you here. As for Whit, You your mother were in the same house and the same thing happened. I was there with you Whit. I'm really your aunt," said Hallie. You could tell this was hard for everyone in that office. "Did you guys ever find out how you were related?"
"Wait a minute, we're related?" asked Whit.
Hallie rolled her eyes and said,
"Yes, you two are sisters."
This was a shock for Lori and Whit. Lori sat back down.
"By mother or father?" Lori choked out.
"Father."
"I guess we should be happy, Lori," said Whit.
"How do we get back to Middle Earth?" asked Lori.
"Say a few words and your there," said Hallie.
"Come on Whit, we have to see our father," said Lori.
They stormed out of the office into the cabin. They went over to where the elves were sitting.
"I need you to tell us everything you know about being an elf," said Lori.
"Why do you need to know?" asked Legolas.
"Because apparently we are elves," said Whit.
Everyone was in shock when they heard this. They knew that they weren't lying. The two guys sat there, wide-eyed.
"Also were going back to Middle Earth if you two have a problem with that," said Lori.
They explained everything to everyone, and everything was clear to everyone.
The next day they missed classes and spent the whole day learning how to be an elf. Haldir went with Whit and Legolas went with Lori. They learned important elfish words and thing that they needed to know. Hallie had made them dresses so they won't look weird when they arrive there. They were all set to go to Middle Earth except; Lori didn't choose a new captain. She raced back and appointed Chris the new captain.
A/N What did ya'll think? It might have been a bit too long, but I think it's worth it. (GASP) I saw the MTV Movie Awards and JOHNNY DEPP WON!!!!!!!!! Sorry, but I love Johnny Depp. Lord of the Rings won best picture... as always. I love it when people know what a good movie is. Like Top Gun. I'm a military fanatic, can't get enough of it, and I'm obsessed w/ Legolas, so I put them together and I get Military Elves! Thanks for reviewing!
