Disclaimer: I do not own DB/Z, and I do not intend on buying it from its rightful creator, the one and only, mighty, practically considered God in Manga, Akira Toriyama! I don't think the characters are ACTUALLY typing to you, but it SURE is FUN to dos!


Anyways, enjoy my Emaillys scarys-ness!
Dark Blue E-Mail

Dear Vegita

You have more power then Santa Clause. And you save the day ALOT! You are my hero! I want a scooter, and a basball bat, and a 1 star dragonball, and the whole 1st season of ducktales. You rule awsomcore. Becuz you are full of great Saiyan pride.

PS: Can you blow up all the schools? I just HATE school!

Swazy


Bejita's reply

Note: This letter has been edited for language.


Dear Swazy,

What kind of -bleepbleepingbleep- are you? Santa Clause? What's this all about? I save the day? I wasn't PLANNING on it, but it tends to happen that way. I wasn't TRYING to be anyone's hero, I just kicked butt. I'm NOT buying you anything! You're creepy! What's "Ducktales", anyway? Is it something that -bleep- Master Roshi watches? Yes, I know I am the best. You don't think I'm dumb, do you? Yes, I'll GLADLY blow up any pathetic human structures you want, especially that brain-washing building that Trunks goes to! They tried to tell him that 52 x X equalled squared! Hah hah hah! Dumb idiots!

Okay, I've kept my part of the deal, Woman, now can I stop sleeping on the couch?

Bulma: "NOT until you clean up your mess down there, Mr. Couch Potato!"

Grrr! -Bleep- woman! What ELSE am I supposed to do when there's no way to train?

Bulma: "Do WORK, of course!"

Woman, I am a PRINCE! I do NOT do menial labor!

Bulma: "Princes do WORK, not sit around on their sagging butts!"

WHY YOU-!

Bulma: "Will you just stop typing what you're saying before they think we're a REALLY crazy couple?"

ARG! You win this one, Woman, but you will NOT win the war!

Well? What are you staring at? Quit reading this already!

BADMAN,Vegeta

P.S.: Um, I was having a REALLY bad day! REALLY! -Bulma