Disclaimer: Lori is mine; Legolas and Haldir are Tolkiens, savvy?

This is my first story. Please tell me if you like

Middle Earth 1236

Lori and Whit were walking through the hall to go back to their rooms.

"Do you think that Haldir will let us wear pants?" asked Whit.

"I don't know, but I'm wearing my camo I brought with me," said Lori.

"Should we take our gun?"

"Paint ball gun or the real one?"

"Real one."

"Yes. There are huge spiders here that might attack," explained Lori.

"Spiders?" said Whit kind of freaking out. "I swear if I see a single spider, I'm shooting like crazy."

"I figured you might say that."

The two girls had to walk by the king's office and Legolas and his father hadn't stopped fighting. You could hear the yelling in elfish.

"Was I wrong in this matter?" Lori asked Whit.

"From my point of view: no. You can ask Haldir if you want to get an elf's point of view," said Whit.

"Whit, you are an elf," said Lori.

"I know, but an elf that has lived for a least a thousand years... or more."

They reached their rooms and went in to change into their camo and put bullets in their gun. They were pretty good with guns. They hardly ever missed their target. Lori and Whit were the two best shooters in the whole school (not including the teachers). Lori was all dressed and ready to kick some butt. She went out of her room to in front of Whit's.

"Whit! Come on!" shouted Lori.

Whit came out with all of her gear on. Then this other elf that looked really proper looked at them strangely.

"Just smile, it confuses people," Lori whispered to Whit.

The elf passed looking very scared. They ran to one of the lobbies to check if everything is on right.

"We have to fill up our canteens, don't we?" asked Whit.

"Yeah we'll do that in a minute. Do you have your hand gun?" asked Lori.

"Yeah, I just need some extra bullets though," said Whit.

Lori handed her another round of bullets. Whit put them in one of her many pockets.

"You got your bullet-proof thing on?" asked Lori.

"The thing that weighs you down 20 pounds?"

"Yes," said Lori.

"Yeah! I'm not going to let some spider try to eat me."

While the girls were preparing for their adventure, a figure came up behind them with his sword drawn. The girls had their helmets on, so no one could recognize them.

"Lori, do you feel like some one is hovering over us?" asked Whit.

They both turned around at the same time and saw Aragorn with his sword at the ready to fight.

"Who are you?" he asked in a very cold voice.

"Who do you think dumb-butt?" said Whit.

"Lori and Whit," said Lori.

"How do you know Lori and Whit?" he asked again in a very cold voice.

"Because we are Whit and Lori," said Whit.

"Whit, take off your helmet, slowly," said Lori.

The girls reached for their helmets and Aragorn stiffened up with his sword.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. We're just taking off our helmets," said Whit.

"How do I know that you are not going to unleash something?"

"Unless our hair became killer hair over night and it has just awakened, then your safe," said Lori.

"Fine, take your helmet off; slowly though," said Aragorn as he lowered his sword a little.

They slowly took their helmets off. When he discovered that it was truly Whit and Lori he said,

"Lori? Whit? What are you wearing?"

"Nice job, Einstein," Whit told Aragorn.

"This is our military outfit. It camouflages us as we roam around through the forest," clarified Lori.

"I have never seen anything like it. What is that on your back?" asked Aragorn as he pointed to Lori's gun.

"It's a gun." Aragorn just gave her a blank stare. "Okay, I don't have time to explain how it works, but I will tell you that it is more efficient than a sword," explained Lori.

"What are those round ball things?" he asked.

"These are grenades," said Whit. He gave them a blank stare again. "A little bomb," said Lori, still the blank stare from Aragorn. " Powder that explodes," said Lori. He finally seemed to understand a little.

"What are you going to do with those things?" he asked.

"We're going to get in our jet and fly over all of Middle Earth," Whit said sarcastically.

"Jet?" asked Aragorn.

"We're actually going to find our father and tell him off and or beat the crap out of him," said Lori.

"That's nice, but what about the jets?" he asked.

"You'll never believe us, but it is piece of metal that flies," explained Lori.

"You're right, I don't believe you," said Aragorn sheathing his sword.

"Yeah, okay, that's nice, but we have to go find Haldir and Legolas," said Lori.

"But isn't Legolas with his father?" asked Whit.

"I don't know, but I don't hear any yelling in elfish, so that must be a good sign," said Lori.

"Or a bad one," said Whit.

After Whit said that, immediately the thought of the king abusing his son popped into her head. Her heart started pounding at that thought.

"Don't scare me like that!" said Lori as she started walking to Legolas's room.

"What? It was just a joke," said Whit running after her.

Lori went straight to Legolas's room. She knocked on it and heard a grave 'come in.' She went in to see Legolas sitting on the corner of his bed, with his head in his hands, his arms were resting on his knees.

"You okay?" asked Lori as she walked over to Legolas.

"I don't know," said Legolas. He sounded as he were about to cry.

"I'll just leave you two alone then," said Whit as she shut the door and went to go find Haldir.

"You want to talk about it?" asked Lori.

"What is there to talk about? My father hates me," he said standing up and walking toward the window.

"You know as well as I do that your father does not hate you," said Lori walking over to Legolas.

"You haven't even known him for a week, how would you know?"

"Remember when your father said that he didn't want you with someone like me? Well that shows that he think you could do better, but I guess I was just in the right place at the right time," said Lori.

Legolas turned around to look into Lori's eyes and said,

"That only proves that he doesn't like you, but what I love about you is that you don't care about anything that anyone says."

Lori had to admit to herself that she didn't care what anyone said about her.

"I got a question, does you father know how much of an influence he is on you?" asked Lori.

"I guess so. I mean, he knows that I'm going to be the future king."

Legolas leaned up against the window seal and looked out the window. Lori came up behind him and wrapped her arms around him.

"You know what I love about you, you don't act a bit like your father, you don't care what other people say, you take advice from people even though you may not use it, you know who to trust with your life, and you always have a plan for everything. I don't go for many guys, in fact, I didn't go for any human guys. For me, that really says something."

"What? That I'm some pretty elf," he said with a smirk on his face.

"No, but that's probably why the other girly-elves like you," said Lori.

Legolas turned around and looked into Lori's eyes as said to her,

"So what are we waiting for? Let's go find you father."

"And kick his butt!" added Lori.

Legolas had to change his tunic really quick. Lori looked at his stomach, and oh my gosh, six pack baby! He put on his tunic and Lori put on her helmet. Legolas swung a quiver of arrows and his two beautiful knives. Lori almost forgot her knife that she puts around her ankle. It was a big knife and when Legolas saw it he doubted that she knew how to use it, but he didn't say anything. They were both ready and when Legolas opened the door he saw Haldir and Whit standing, ready. Whit was at attention to be checked. Lori said 'at ease' and they went on their way.

A/N What do ya'll think? REVIEW PLEASE. Okay, I know you probably don't care, but volleyball camp killed me! My butt is sore, my right arm and shoulder are also sore, actually everything but my fingers are sore. I don't know why my fingers aren't sore; I'm a setter, oh well. Thank you to Banana 422 or 224 or something with a 4 and a 2 in it. Thank you Slowness for reviewing. I greatly appreciate it from everyone! Even though insanity- is-my-friend reviews by e-mail, that's okay! Anyway wish me luck at volleyball camp and hope they don't kill me, cause I got to finish this story!