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Last time the group was heading back from seeing the girls father, Dill. They were walking and they found T. And so now we pick up where we left off.

Middle Earth... two seconds later

Lori was so mad that T had found a way to get here. They stopped and T just kept coming. When T came up to them he couldn't recognize who they were, which was probably a good thing.

"Do you speak English?" asked T.

Lori leaned toward Legolas and told him to only speak elfish to him.

"Lamanath od nere?" (who are you)asked Legolas. Haldir looked at him like why are we speaking elfish, but Legolas was like go with it and he did.

"I guess you don't," said T. "I am Manny."

It took all of Lori and Whit's strength to hold back from laughing.

"Nnoel la merina," (you have a funny name) said Haldir.

"Yes I am human, what are you?" asked T.

"Lets take him to the dungeon and let my father take care of him," said Legolas.

" Lets not," said T realizing that they do speak english.

Haldir and Legolas took T by the arm and took him to the dungeon for his father to deal with.

The girls went to Lori's room to change.

"His real name is Manny!" said Whit.

"Sounds girly!" said Lori.

"How did he end up here?" asked Whit.

"He probably listened to Haldir and copied the words. I doubt he even knows what they mean," said Lori.

"We don't either," reminded Whit.

"Hey, I know two words," said Lori.

"Oh yeah, what?"

"Havo dad," said Lori.

"Oh yeah! It means sit down, right?" asked Whit.

Lori nodded and slipped on her dress. They went out side and went to go find something to do. They went outside in the back. They saw all of these elves shooting bow and arrows. All of them hit the bull- eye every time. The two girls were standing there in amazement. Haldir came up behind Whit and asked,

"What are you doing?" He put his arms around her neck and she held his arms.

"Watching how they do it," said Whit.

"What? Archery?" said Haldir.

"Yeah," said Whit.

"It's not that hard," said Haldir.

"Not for you. You've been around for what, 2,000 years, and had many practices. Us, well, we've been trained on how to assemble guns and take them apart again," said Whit.

"You can take apart a gun?" he asked.

The girls gave him a look that said what do you think? They went back to watching the archers shoot when Legolas came up behind Lori. Right before he was about to cover her eyes she said,

"Hey elf boy."

He came around to her side and said,

"I hope that's not my nickname for now on."

"We'll see," said Lori with an evil grin.

"Hey Legolas!" said an elf on the field.

"Kalinm!" said Legolas as he went over to greet him. "What have you been doing?"

"This and that. I just got back from Rivendell," he said. " So who is this lovely lady?" he asked, implying to Lori.

"Oh sorry. Lori this is my brother Kalinm. Kalimn this is Lori," said Legolas.

"Nice to meet you," said Lori.

"Same here, my lady," said Kalinm. "How do you know each other?"

"Have you heard the story about me and a girl on the balcony?" asked Legolas.

"That's her!" he asked in amazement. Legolas nodded. " She's so much different than what everyone says."

"And what would that be?" asked Lori.

"That you were a warrior that stole the heart of my little brother," he said.

"You got the first part right; I am a warrior. And if I stole his heart, well, I'm not giving it back," said Lori.

"But a lady so dignified such as yourself would not do anything such a hit a person," he said.

Lori quirked an eyebrow and said,

"I'll take that as a rhetorical comment."

"LEGOLAS," said another elf that ran up to hug him.

"Oh, Lori this is my other older brother, Calid," said Legolas.

"Wait if they are older than you how are you going to be king?" asked Lori.

"My father decided that the youngest would be king a long time ago," explained Legolas.

"Is this your girlfriend?" asked Calid.

"If I said yes would that be a problem?" asked Legolas.

"LADY LORI! LADY LORI!" called someone on the balcony. " THERE IS A STRANGE TICKING FROM THE CELL A T IS IN."

"Awe, crap!" said Lori as she started running up the stairs toward the dungeon. Whit followed, so did Haldir, Legolas, and his brothers.

They reached the dungeon cell that T was in and looked inside. There was a bomb inside of the cell that was ticking.

"SOMEONE LET ME IN!" ordered Lori.

Someone came up and opened the cell. Lori and Whit went in and examined the bomb. They saw four wires, green, blue, red, and yellow, in that order. They knew it couldn't be green or yellow.

"Red or blue?" Lori asked Whit.

"What do you think red leads to?" asked Whit.

"Probably nothing, so blue?"

"Yes."

"Legolas, give me one of your knives!" ordered Lori.

Legolas took out one of his knives and handed it to Lori. Lori took the blue wire in her hand. 'Oh please let this work,' prayed Lori. She put the knife up to the blue wire and cut it. She instinctively closed her eyes as if she were waiting for it to explode, but it didn't. She had successively turned off the bomb! She sighed with relief. She got back up and handed Legolas his knife.

"How did you know which wire to cut?" asked Legolas.

"I took a class on bombs. The one T made is very simple to make, but very simple to set off. And I know how to make that type of bomb," said Lori.

"What is a bomb?" asked Calid.

"Lets just put it this way, it would kill us, everyone in this palace, and some of the people in the village," explained Whit.

Lori looked around the cell for the prisoner, but couldn't see him. In fact he wasn't there at all!

"Whit were is T?" asked Lori.

"Is he not in here?" Whit asked.

"He's with my father," said Legolas.

"Don't scare me like that!" said Lori.

"Sorry," said Legolas as he came up to embrace Lori.

"Whit should we let T figure us out on his own?" asked Lori.

"Do we want to be nice or do we want to be mean?" asked Whit with a grin.

Lori thought about it with a grin and said,

"Mean!"

"Excuse me ladies, the king would like to see you now," said an elf.

"What did I do this time?" asked Lori.

"I'll go with you," said Legolas. They went out of the dungeon and up to the king's office. When they went into the office she saw T sitting down looking helpless.

"Oh, you've got to be kidding me," Lori said to herself.

"Legolas you may leave," said the king.

"I'm staying with Lori."

"No you're leaving," said the king.

"NO... I'm staying with the one I love," insisted Legolas.

The king didn't look too happy about that last comment.

"Fine, you may stay."

T looked at Lori and finally realized that it was Lori. He went over to her and looked at her closely. Lori scooted closer to Legolas, but T kept on looking at her and then said,

"LORI SMITH," right in her ear.

"What do you want?" she asked.

"So you know each other?" asked the king.

"Yeah, but the thing is I hate him," said Lori.

"She is under my command!" said T.

"No she's not," said Legolas.

"Yes she is, how would you know?" he asked.

"DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO HIT YOU AGAIN?" asked Lori.

T backed down and shut up.

"I wonder what your mother would say," he asked in a soft voice, but loud enough for Lori, Legolas, and the king to hear.

Lori spun around and pushed him up against the wall, had her hand around his neck to where he couldn't breath and said,

"YOU EVER INSULT MY MOTHER AGAIN, I WILL KILL YOU... LITERALLY!" screamed Lori. Legolas had to pull her back from not killing him then and there.

"Well now I see who is the victim and who is the criminal," said the king.

"What are you talking about father?" asked Legolas while hugging Lori tightly.

"Lori is the criminal and this T... is the victim."

"Father you don't even know the half of it. Her mother died in the most horrible way you could imagine. It is probably worse than our mother," said Legolas sticking up for Lori. There was a tear coming down Lori's face when he brought up how her mother died.

The king looked pretty offended with what Legolas said.

"Father, if anyone insulted naneth would you just let it go? You wouldn't because you love her too much. Lori loved her mother more than anything in the world and T was insulting that love for her mother. Lori did what she thought she could to make him stop and he never does stop or learn his lesson," explained Legolas.

His father took this into deep consideration. He looked at Lori, who was now crying because of all this that went on, and the Legolas. Then he said,

"You two may leave, I will figure out what to do with this human."

"Thank you father," said Legolas as he lead Lori out the door.

A/N What do ya'll think? REVIEW!!!!!! Okay you know how you get reviews on you e-mail thingy? Well I opened up my e-mail thinking that some of my friends might be missing me and I was like who is it this time, but instead it's reviews from you guys! And someone was saying please update, and then something about an ice cream sandwich... yum! Sorry if the ending is too sappy. It is 9:00 in the morning and this is too early for me. Good news, volleyball camp is over! But I still have one more to go and it is an over night camp. I'll tell you ore later! In the mean time... REVIEW!!!!!!