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This is my first story. Please tell me if you like
Middle Earth 1236... in the pond with the waterfall
The group had thought of the great idea of jumping off the top of the waterfall (which was about ten to twenty feet up). Haldir and Legolas were being daring and doing flips. Lori was scared that she would hurt herself and Legolas wouldn't let her jump.
"Lori since you can't jump, I'll do what ever you say," said Whit being really sweet.
"Awe, that is so sweet Whit," said Lori.
"I know," said Whit with a big grin on her face.
"Hmmm, let me think... what do I want you to do... I know! BELLY FLOP! BELLY FLOP!" chanted Lori.
"Oh no!" said Whit who wasn't smiling anymore.
"What is a belly flop?" asked Haldir.
"It's very painful, that's what it is!" said Whit making her angry face.
"It is where you land completely on your stomach and you hear a flop sound," explained Lori.
"I know what that is!" Legolas said with excitement. "My brothers do it all the time!"
"Do they come up in pain?" asked Whit.
"They don't admit it, but I know they are."
"Okay Whit, do a swan dive," ordered Lori.
"Yes ma'am," Whit said as she saluted and got out of the pond to the top of the waterfall.
Whit got on top of the waterfall and did a very pretty swan dive. She landed in the middle of the pond and came up. The group was clapping.
"Very graceful," said Lori.
"Thank you, Lori," said Whit.
Legolas heard something and perked up to see if he heard it again.
"Quiet!" he snapped.
He went over to where his bow and arrows were and then he heard the sound again, this time the whole group heard it and went somewhere to protect themselves. The two guys had their bows at the ready and the two girls pulled out their guns and put a round in them. The group heard the sound again the two guys went to see what it was. They went past some plants that covered the girl's view of what was going on.
The girls looked at each other thinking that the guys had the whole thing under control. When they heard shouts in elfish they worried.
"I wonder what is going on out there," whispered Whit.
"I just hope they have it under control," Lori whispered back.
The girls listened to what was going on, and then they heard something very strange, yelling in Iraqi.
"What the heck?" said Lori as she hobbled to a tree to see the Legolas and Haldir surrounded by a bunch of Iraqi's.
"Whit were being invaded by a bunch of Iraqi's," said Lori.
"What do we do?" asked Whit in fear.
"Go get dad and the king, but put your dress on first. When your at the palace, get our guns and grenades and any other weapon you think we might need," said Lori quietly.
"Lori and Whit dressed as quietly as they could in their camo that they brought with them.
Lori went to see what was going on and what she should do about it. 'Remember when Legolas was telling me about how he rescued me? He asked a tree? Would it do the same if I did it?' thought Lori. She went near one of the nearest tree and asked,
"Okay, I know you don't know me and I don't know you, but will you help me?" The tree rustled its leaves. "I'll take that as a yes. Umm... could you by any chance help me up?"
The tree lowered a branch and Lori climbed up on it. It raised it branch right above Legolas and Haldir. ' All right Lori; a time for one of your plans that you always seem to have... is that Sadam? No, what am I saying? They all look alike, and Sadam is in an American prison waiting for the death penalty... I hope,' thought Lori. Lori quickly spotted which one was the leader, the one with the longest beard. They had a lot of guns with a lot of bullets, the thing that almost made Lori fall out of the tree because it was so hilarious, was that they all had their guns on safety. 'Wait what if they are good guys instead of the bad guys?' Lori asked herself. One of them started waving a gun around at the guys and Lori quickly thought, 'Okay, no one is allowed to point a nine millimeter gun at my elf.'
"What the heck do you think you're doing?" asked Lori.
The people looked around, they couldn't see Lori. 'This is a plus,' Lori thought.
"Who said that?" one of them asked.
"Captain Lori Smith of the United States Army," she said. She had her gun at the ready incase anything happened.
"An American," another one yelled.
"FIND HER!" said the leader.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you," said Lori, "See you're surrounded completely by men and elves. The men are part of the United States to come capture and hopefully put you on death row, if your people already haven't and the elves, they just want their people back."
"How do you know if were good or bad?" asked one of them.
"Well you're holding a gun to the really nice and hot elves, and you're on the deck of the Most Wanted cards that I got for Christmas," said Lori.
Legolas and Haldir knew where Lori was and knew that they weren't surrounded.
"Are you sure she knows what she is doing?" Haldir asked in elfish.
"I trust her," Legolas said back in elfish.
Then they heard some rustling that weren't the people that were holding them captive. Legolas and Haldir recognized them as elves.
Lori looked down to see the king, Legolas's brothers, Whit, their dad (in his camo), and an army of elves. The king climbed the tree to see what was going on and to speak with Lori.
"What is going on?" he asked her.
"Legolas and Haldir are being held captive by a bunch of Iraqi's. Anything else you need to know?" asked Lori.
"Yes," he said, "how did you get up here?"
"The tree moved!" said Lori quietly.
"Really, well I think that your father would like to know what is going on and give you your weapon, so lets go down," he said calmly.
Lori went down first and her father caught her and set her down gently on the ground.
"Hey dad," she called out.
"Make sure that he knows that more Americans are here, and he is one of the guys on the Most Wanted deck of cards you gave me for Christmas," explained Lori.
"Which one?" he asked.
"How should I know?" said Lori as she gave him her angry face. "Just go get him."
The king said something in elfish and the army of elves and the girl's father went in to go and get the bad guys. Whit was with Lori and they heard their dad yelling at them to get on the ground with their hands behind their head. Whit helped Lori up and the next thing they saw was Haldir and Legolas. Lori hobbled over to give Legolas a hug. When Whit made sure that Lori wasn't going to fall, she went over to Haldir and gave him a huge hug.
"That was scary," said Lori.
"It's okay," said Legolas comforting her. "It's over. We can go home." He gave her a big kiss on the lips.
"No more getting captured by wanted terrorists, got it?" said Lori.
"I'll try my best," said Legolas.
Legolas and Haldir put their shirt and boots back on (darn) and they all went back to the palace. Lori had to be checked up on again, since she wasn't supposed to go out of the palace in the first place.
"You know what, if I have to stay here because I'm hurt, I would jump off the balcony," said Lori as one of the healers rewrapped her.
"Let's not do that," said Legolas.
"Well here's something for future reference: don't ever keep me locked away in a very big palace, because I will go more insane than I already am," said Lori.
"You mean white padded room with a big rubber ducky in it?" asked Whit.
"I don't know do you like rubber duckys?" asked Lori.
"YEAH!" said Whit overexcited.
"Then no. There's going to be a fluffy monkey in it," said Lori looking as serious as could be.
"No ducky, you have to be kidding me," said Whit in disbelief.
"Well believe it, 'cause it's my white padded room," said Lori.
"You know what I'm going to make my own padded room!" said Whit as she went off into another room to design her padded room.
"Do you really have a padded room," asked Legolas.
"Only in my imagination," said Lori with a big smile.
A/N What do you think? I was watching the news and that's where I got the idea for the terrorists. Any comment? Just review! (Oh No! I'm starting to sound like a commercial. Which then again can be a good thing, because I do like the Traveling Gnome commercial). Oh well, I can sound as corny as I want. This is my Authors Note and I can put what I want in it! HE! HE! HE! HE! Slowness... you are like... the most devoted fan I have ever had. I'm sure I have others... I hope, but I'll keep writing for you slowness!
This is my first story. Please tell me if you like
Middle Earth 1236... in the pond with the waterfall
The group had thought of the great idea of jumping off the top of the waterfall (which was about ten to twenty feet up). Haldir and Legolas were being daring and doing flips. Lori was scared that she would hurt herself and Legolas wouldn't let her jump.
"Lori since you can't jump, I'll do what ever you say," said Whit being really sweet.
"Awe, that is so sweet Whit," said Lori.
"I know," said Whit with a big grin on her face.
"Hmmm, let me think... what do I want you to do... I know! BELLY FLOP! BELLY FLOP!" chanted Lori.
"Oh no!" said Whit who wasn't smiling anymore.
"What is a belly flop?" asked Haldir.
"It's very painful, that's what it is!" said Whit making her angry face.
"It is where you land completely on your stomach and you hear a flop sound," explained Lori.
"I know what that is!" Legolas said with excitement. "My brothers do it all the time!"
"Do they come up in pain?" asked Whit.
"They don't admit it, but I know they are."
"Okay Whit, do a swan dive," ordered Lori.
"Yes ma'am," Whit said as she saluted and got out of the pond to the top of the waterfall.
Whit got on top of the waterfall and did a very pretty swan dive. She landed in the middle of the pond and came up. The group was clapping.
"Very graceful," said Lori.
"Thank you, Lori," said Whit.
Legolas heard something and perked up to see if he heard it again.
"Quiet!" he snapped.
He went over to where his bow and arrows were and then he heard the sound again, this time the whole group heard it and went somewhere to protect themselves. The two guys had their bows at the ready and the two girls pulled out their guns and put a round in them. The group heard the sound again the two guys went to see what it was. They went past some plants that covered the girl's view of what was going on.
The girls looked at each other thinking that the guys had the whole thing under control. When they heard shouts in elfish they worried.
"I wonder what is going on out there," whispered Whit.
"I just hope they have it under control," Lori whispered back.
The girls listened to what was going on, and then they heard something very strange, yelling in Iraqi.
"What the heck?" said Lori as she hobbled to a tree to see the Legolas and Haldir surrounded by a bunch of Iraqi's.
"Whit were being invaded by a bunch of Iraqi's," said Lori.
"What do we do?" asked Whit in fear.
"Go get dad and the king, but put your dress on first. When your at the palace, get our guns and grenades and any other weapon you think we might need," said Lori quietly.
"Lori and Whit dressed as quietly as they could in their camo that they brought with them.
Lori went to see what was going on and what she should do about it. 'Remember when Legolas was telling me about how he rescued me? He asked a tree? Would it do the same if I did it?' thought Lori. She went near one of the nearest tree and asked,
"Okay, I know you don't know me and I don't know you, but will you help me?" The tree rustled its leaves. "I'll take that as a yes. Umm... could you by any chance help me up?"
The tree lowered a branch and Lori climbed up on it. It raised it branch right above Legolas and Haldir. ' All right Lori; a time for one of your plans that you always seem to have... is that Sadam? No, what am I saying? They all look alike, and Sadam is in an American prison waiting for the death penalty... I hope,' thought Lori. Lori quickly spotted which one was the leader, the one with the longest beard. They had a lot of guns with a lot of bullets, the thing that almost made Lori fall out of the tree because it was so hilarious, was that they all had their guns on safety. 'Wait what if they are good guys instead of the bad guys?' Lori asked herself. One of them started waving a gun around at the guys and Lori quickly thought, 'Okay, no one is allowed to point a nine millimeter gun at my elf.'
"What the heck do you think you're doing?" asked Lori.
The people looked around, they couldn't see Lori. 'This is a plus,' Lori thought.
"Who said that?" one of them asked.
"Captain Lori Smith of the United States Army," she said. She had her gun at the ready incase anything happened.
"An American," another one yelled.
"FIND HER!" said the leader.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you," said Lori, "See you're surrounded completely by men and elves. The men are part of the United States to come capture and hopefully put you on death row, if your people already haven't and the elves, they just want their people back."
"How do you know if were good or bad?" asked one of them.
"Well you're holding a gun to the really nice and hot elves, and you're on the deck of the Most Wanted cards that I got for Christmas," said Lori.
Legolas and Haldir knew where Lori was and knew that they weren't surrounded.
"Are you sure she knows what she is doing?" Haldir asked in elfish.
"I trust her," Legolas said back in elfish.
Then they heard some rustling that weren't the people that were holding them captive. Legolas and Haldir recognized them as elves.
Lori looked down to see the king, Legolas's brothers, Whit, their dad (in his camo), and an army of elves. The king climbed the tree to see what was going on and to speak with Lori.
"What is going on?" he asked her.
"Legolas and Haldir are being held captive by a bunch of Iraqi's. Anything else you need to know?" asked Lori.
"Yes," he said, "how did you get up here?"
"The tree moved!" said Lori quietly.
"Really, well I think that your father would like to know what is going on and give you your weapon, so lets go down," he said calmly.
Lori went down first and her father caught her and set her down gently on the ground.
"Hey dad," she called out.
"Make sure that he knows that more Americans are here, and he is one of the guys on the Most Wanted deck of cards you gave me for Christmas," explained Lori.
"Which one?" he asked.
"How should I know?" said Lori as she gave him her angry face. "Just go get him."
The king said something in elfish and the army of elves and the girl's father went in to go and get the bad guys. Whit was with Lori and they heard their dad yelling at them to get on the ground with their hands behind their head. Whit helped Lori up and the next thing they saw was Haldir and Legolas. Lori hobbled over to give Legolas a hug. When Whit made sure that Lori wasn't going to fall, she went over to Haldir and gave him a huge hug.
"That was scary," said Lori.
"It's okay," said Legolas comforting her. "It's over. We can go home." He gave her a big kiss on the lips.
"No more getting captured by wanted terrorists, got it?" said Lori.
"I'll try my best," said Legolas.
Legolas and Haldir put their shirt and boots back on (darn) and they all went back to the palace. Lori had to be checked up on again, since she wasn't supposed to go out of the palace in the first place.
"You know what, if I have to stay here because I'm hurt, I would jump off the balcony," said Lori as one of the healers rewrapped her.
"Let's not do that," said Legolas.
"Well here's something for future reference: don't ever keep me locked away in a very big palace, because I will go more insane than I already am," said Lori.
"You mean white padded room with a big rubber ducky in it?" asked Whit.
"I don't know do you like rubber duckys?" asked Lori.
"YEAH!" said Whit overexcited.
"Then no. There's going to be a fluffy monkey in it," said Lori looking as serious as could be.
"No ducky, you have to be kidding me," said Whit in disbelief.
"Well believe it, 'cause it's my white padded room," said Lori.
"You know what I'm going to make my own padded room!" said Whit as she went off into another room to design her padded room.
"Do you really have a padded room," asked Legolas.
"Only in my imagination," said Lori with a big smile.
A/N What do you think? I was watching the news and that's where I got the idea for the terrorists. Any comment? Just review! (Oh No! I'm starting to sound like a commercial. Which then again can be a good thing, because I do like the Traveling Gnome commercial). Oh well, I can sound as corny as I want. This is my Authors Note and I can put what I want in it! HE! HE! HE! HE! Slowness... you are like... the most devoted fan I have ever had. I'm sure I have others... I hope, but I'll keep writing for you slowness!
