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This is my first story. Please tell me if you like
Middle Earth 1236... Legolas's room (don't make any accusations... this is still PG)
Lori and Legolas had been talking about all sorts of things like, how to play volleyball (Lori's favorite sport) and Legolas talked about the beauty of Middle Earth and the whole thing about Saroman.
"What about the 'One Ring'," asked Lori.
"How do you know about that?" he asked seriously.
"I heard it through the grapevine, now speak up," said Lori.
"The Ring is a deadly force when in the hands of the wrong master, who can only wield it," explained Legolas, "It was made in Mt. Doom and can only be destroyed there. It has been hidden for many years and no one knows where it is."
"The Shire," Lori whispered to herself.
"What was that?" asked Legolas.
"What if I told you that I know where it and what will happen to it and the people that try to destroy it?" asked Lori with complete optimism.
"I'd say you were insane," he said. "But then again you did come from the future, and do know a great deal about the past, to that I'd say: start telling."
Lori didn't know what to say. She was happy with the insane comment and didn't want to go any further, but he did.
"Uh..." she said as she was looking for the right words to say, " in time I will tell, but not now. It's like ten o'clock at night and I got to go check up on Whit. Okay got to go, bye," she said really fast. She gave Legolas a kiss on the check and rushed out of the room.
When she exited his room she closed the door and gave a sigh of relief then made her way on over to Whit's room. She knocked on the door and heard a weak 'come in.' She went inside and saw Whit on her bed and her face looked like she was love struck.
"How'd it go," asked Lori.
"How do you know what happened?" she asked sitting up.
"Word travels fast when you're with the March Warden of Lorien," said Lori.
"Legolas told you didn't he?" she asked.
"Yeah, that too."
"He tells you everything doesn't he?"
"Like all elfish men, you have to dig it out of them. With Legolas it is a bit easier than most," said Lori.
Whit shot her a yeah-right look and Lori said,
"All right the guy hardly puts up a fight, but you know I have to give him credit for keeping it from me for at least half a day."
"Half a day!" Whit said in amazement.
"Yeah he's really bad at it," commented Lori.
"No kidding!"
"Okay well I'm going to go to bed. Sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite, or in your case the bed monsters," said Lori as she exited the room. She heard a 'Hey!' when she left.
Lori was about ready to hit the sheets. She loved going to bed, it's a favorite past time of hers (if you can call it a past time).
She opened the door to her room, it was dark so she had to light some candles. When she lit a candle and went to go light some more she heard some rustling in her closet. She quickly took out her gun from under her bed and headed slowly over to her closet. She cocked her gun when she was close to her closet and held it at shoulder length. She quickly opened the door to the closet to find one of the five girls that hated her.
"What are you doing in my closet?" Lori asked.
"I hoped nothing, but they made me do it," said the elf.
"What?"
The little elf pointed to another elf that was standing right behind Lori with a silver candlestick holder over her head. The elf took a swing at her, but Lori easily ducked it. Lori grabbed the candlestick and took it away from her. Then Lori took a really hard swing at her and hit her right in the eye. The elf fell to the ground, unconscious.
"She a friend of yours?" Lori asked the little elf in the closet.
"My sister," she said.
"Were you forced to do this?"
The little elf nodded and added,
"The other three are supposedly taking the prince."
Lori ran to the door and called for Whit.
"What?" asked Whit as she stuck her head out the door.
"Get your gun and get Haldir and meet me in Legolas's room, A.S.A.P.!" said Lori as she ran out of her room and toward Legolas's.
She pulled at the handle and noticed that it was locked. 'What can undo a lock without the key?' thought Lori. ' A bobby pin would work.'
"Whit get a bobby pin!" ordered Lori.
Whit and Haldir came running to Legolas's room.
"Couldn't find a bobby pin," said Whit as she panted.
Lori took her gun and fired shots at the door hinges. The hinges fell off and then Lori kicked the door down to find three girls and trying do something, but obviously they interrupted.
"All right, I'm armed and I'm trigger happy, who wants to mess with me?" asked Lori as she entered the room and started pointing her gun at each one of the girls.
"Nicest entrance yet," Whit said to Lori.
"Thank you," she said back.
Haldir had his bow at the ready and Lori and Whit had their guns cocked and ready.
"So you honestly think we are going to be scared with that contraption in your hand?" asked one of the elves.
"Did you not just see how we took the door down?" asked Lori.
"With that thing?" another one asked.
"Duh!" Lori and Whit said together.
Lori saw Legolas tied up, gawked and blindfolded.
"You are just evil little people," said Lori.
"I'm going to go get... someone," said Whit as she ran out the door to go find someone to help.
Lori lowered her gun and went over to untie Legolas.
"Never had this happen to me before in my life," said Legolas as he got up.
"You mean your brothers never tied you up?" asked Lori.
"No, why?"
"Whit and I didn't even know we were sisters and we would tie each other up all the time," said Lori as Whit came running through the door with the king, Legolas's brothers, and a few guards.
"What is going on!" asked the king. "And what happened to the door?"
"Remember the girls that hate Lori," said Haldir. " That's them, or half of them."
"One is unconscious in my room and the other is in my closet," said Lori.
The group saw a little elfling pulling an older elf down the hall. Lori recognized them as the elf that she knocked out and the little elf in her closet. Lori went out to the door and asked,
"Ya trying to make a great escape, there?"
"I...I...I," she stuttered.
"How 'bout you drop her feet and back away slowly," said Lori.
She dropped her feet and started backing away. She turned and jumped out the window. Lori, the king, Whit, Haldir, and Legolas went to go see what happened to the elfling. The window that she jumped out of was a window to one of the many balconies, so really she just jumped out on to the balcony.
"Oh, Valar!" she said.
A/N Hey guys! Here is another fun, fun, chapter. Hope you enjoy! Well in volleyball we had to roll. Incase none of you know what it is: when you roll you get low to the floor fall on your butt, without using your hands or knees to break your fall, then lay on your side and roll over your shoulder, all while trying to get a ball that someone hit at you really hard. So, needless to say, I'm bruised on my hips, butt, and elbows. It really hurt at the moment, but as my friend would say: Life goes on (in my case with many bruises). Well after tomorrow it will all be over. Well, I hope you like this chapter; I spent most of my lunch break on it, after dad took me to Sonic! (He! He! He! He! He!)
Little Crazy person... I really don't know what I was thinking at the moment. I think it was 10:00 at night and I really wanted to go to sleep, but I promised I wouldn't until I satisfied myself with that chapter. No I am no in military school of any sort, but I am in ROTC. I am truly fascinated with the military, mostly air force. Tell me if anything is inaccurate. Your e-mail didn't show up so next review give me your e-mail and I will surely e-mail you. Please don't be mad!
Slowness... I Won't Die! I love my fans too much!!!! DON'T LET ME GIVE UP!!! (Not like I was going to, but that was my dramatic moment)
This is my first story. Please tell me if you like
Middle Earth 1236... Legolas's room (don't make any accusations... this is still PG)
Lori and Legolas had been talking about all sorts of things like, how to play volleyball (Lori's favorite sport) and Legolas talked about the beauty of Middle Earth and the whole thing about Saroman.
"What about the 'One Ring'," asked Lori.
"How do you know about that?" he asked seriously.
"I heard it through the grapevine, now speak up," said Lori.
"The Ring is a deadly force when in the hands of the wrong master, who can only wield it," explained Legolas, "It was made in Mt. Doom and can only be destroyed there. It has been hidden for many years and no one knows where it is."
"The Shire," Lori whispered to herself.
"What was that?" asked Legolas.
"What if I told you that I know where it and what will happen to it and the people that try to destroy it?" asked Lori with complete optimism.
"I'd say you were insane," he said. "But then again you did come from the future, and do know a great deal about the past, to that I'd say: start telling."
Lori didn't know what to say. She was happy with the insane comment and didn't want to go any further, but he did.
"Uh..." she said as she was looking for the right words to say, " in time I will tell, but not now. It's like ten o'clock at night and I got to go check up on Whit. Okay got to go, bye," she said really fast. She gave Legolas a kiss on the check and rushed out of the room.
When she exited his room she closed the door and gave a sigh of relief then made her way on over to Whit's room. She knocked on the door and heard a weak 'come in.' She went inside and saw Whit on her bed and her face looked like she was love struck.
"How'd it go," asked Lori.
"How do you know what happened?" she asked sitting up.
"Word travels fast when you're with the March Warden of Lorien," said Lori.
"Legolas told you didn't he?" she asked.
"Yeah, that too."
"He tells you everything doesn't he?"
"Like all elfish men, you have to dig it out of them. With Legolas it is a bit easier than most," said Lori.
Whit shot her a yeah-right look and Lori said,
"All right the guy hardly puts up a fight, but you know I have to give him credit for keeping it from me for at least half a day."
"Half a day!" Whit said in amazement.
"Yeah he's really bad at it," commented Lori.
"No kidding!"
"Okay well I'm going to go to bed. Sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite, or in your case the bed monsters," said Lori as she exited the room. She heard a 'Hey!' when she left.
Lori was about ready to hit the sheets. She loved going to bed, it's a favorite past time of hers (if you can call it a past time).
She opened the door to her room, it was dark so she had to light some candles. When she lit a candle and went to go light some more she heard some rustling in her closet. She quickly took out her gun from under her bed and headed slowly over to her closet. She cocked her gun when she was close to her closet and held it at shoulder length. She quickly opened the door to the closet to find one of the five girls that hated her.
"What are you doing in my closet?" Lori asked.
"I hoped nothing, but they made me do it," said the elf.
"What?"
The little elf pointed to another elf that was standing right behind Lori with a silver candlestick holder over her head. The elf took a swing at her, but Lori easily ducked it. Lori grabbed the candlestick and took it away from her. Then Lori took a really hard swing at her and hit her right in the eye. The elf fell to the ground, unconscious.
"She a friend of yours?" Lori asked the little elf in the closet.
"My sister," she said.
"Were you forced to do this?"
The little elf nodded and added,
"The other three are supposedly taking the prince."
Lori ran to the door and called for Whit.
"What?" asked Whit as she stuck her head out the door.
"Get your gun and get Haldir and meet me in Legolas's room, A.S.A.P.!" said Lori as she ran out of her room and toward Legolas's.
She pulled at the handle and noticed that it was locked. 'What can undo a lock without the key?' thought Lori. ' A bobby pin would work.'
"Whit get a bobby pin!" ordered Lori.
Whit and Haldir came running to Legolas's room.
"Couldn't find a bobby pin," said Whit as she panted.
Lori took her gun and fired shots at the door hinges. The hinges fell off and then Lori kicked the door down to find three girls and trying do something, but obviously they interrupted.
"All right, I'm armed and I'm trigger happy, who wants to mess with me?" asked Lori as she entered the room and started pointing her gun at each one of the girls.
"Nicest entrance yet," Whit said to Lori.
"Thank you," she said back.
Haldir had his bow at the ready and Lori and Whit had their guns cocked and ready.
"So you honestly think we are going to be scared with that contraption in your hand?" asked one of the elves.
"Did you not just see how we took the door down?" asked Lori.
"With that thing?" another one asked.
"Duh!" Lori and Whit said together.
Lori saw Legolas tied up, gawked and blindfolded.
"You are just evil little people," said Lori.
"I'm going to go get... someone," said Whit as she ran out the door to go find someone to help.
Lori lowered her gun and went over to untie Legolas.
"Never had this happen to me before in my life," said Legolas as he got up.
"You mean your brothers never tied you up?" asked Lori.
"No, why?"
"Whit and I didn't even know we were sisters and we would tie each other up all the time," said Lori as Whit came running through the door with the king, Legolas's brothers, and a few guards.
"What is going on!" asked the king. "And what happened to the door?"
"Remember the girls that hate Lori," said Haldir. " That's them, or half of them."
"One is unconscious in my room and the other is in my closet," said Lori.
The group saw a little elfling pulling an older elf down the hall. Lori recognized them as the elf that she knocked out and the little elf in her closet. Lori went out to the door and asked,
"Ya trying to make a great escape, there?"
"I...I...I," she stuttered.
"How 'bout you drop her feet and back away slowly," said Lori.
She dropped her feet and started backing away. She turned and jumped out the window. Lori, the king, Whit, Haldir, and Legolas went to go see what happened to the elfling. The window that she jumped out of was a window to one of the many balconies, so really she just jumped out on to the balcony.
"Oh, Valar!" she said.
A/N Hey guys! Here is another fun, fun, chapter. Hope you enjoy! Well in volleyball we had to roll. Incase none of you know what it is: when you roll you get low to the floor fall on your butt, without using your hands or knees to break your fall, then lay on your side and roll over your shoulder, all while trying to get a ball that someone hit at you really hard. So, needless to say, I'm bruised on my hips, butt, and elbows. It really hurt at the moment, but as my friend would say: Life goes on (in my case with many bruises). Well after tomorrow it will all be over. Well, I hope you like this chapter; I spent most of my lunch break on it, after dad took me to Sonic! (He! He! He! He! He!)
Little Crazy person... I really don't know what I was thinking at the moment. I think it was 10:00 at night and I really wanted to go to sleep, but I promised I wouldn't until I satisfied myself with that chapter. No I am no in military school of any sort, but I am in ROTC. I am truly fascinated with the military, mostly air force. Tell me if anything is inaccurate. Your e-mail didn't show up so next review give me your e-mail and I will surely e-mail you. Please don't be mad!
Slowness... I Won't Die! I love my fans too much!!!! DON'T LET ME GIVE UP!!! (Not like I was going to, but that was my dramatic moment)
