Disclaimer: Lori is mine; Legolas and Haldir are Tolkiens, savvy?
This is my first story. Please tell me if you like
America 2004
Lori and Whit were on their way to lunch when the John sisters and their friends suddenly surrounded them. In the past the John Clan (as they call it) had a history of violent ness. They are the kids who had a choice of going to military school or juvenile. To say the least they weren't very nice to anyone who hand gone to juvenile once before. They try to think that they are tougher than everyone else because they had stolen something. As they surrounded Lori and Whit, they had very smug looks, as if they were about kill them, which I'm sure they were.
"What are you doing, Smith?" asked large and in charge; Kasey Bringham, but everyone called her Killer.
"Trying to get past your fat head," said Lori looking from side to side, but not finding a way out, "Well, that's not working."
Killer looked as appalled as she could.
"What did you call me?" she asked sternly.
"Huh?"
"What did you call my head?"
"Fat?"
"For that I'm going to crush you!" shouted Killer.
"Hey that could also be a complement," said Whit as she stepped in.
"Why would she do that?" asked Killer.
"Because she thinks you're smart," Whit said with much sarcasm.
"No she doesn't!" shouted Killer.
"Wow, you never miss a beat do you?" said Lori.
"Would you get out of my way!!!" shouted Killer knowing she would never win the battle.
"You and your minions are the ones who got in my way," said Lori smiling.
"LETS GO GUYS!" she said out of frustration.
As they left Lori and Whit looked back on the group of really dumb convicts and Whit said,
"Why didn't they let her stay in jail? She's too dumb to be in school."
"Because," said Lori as they turned and started walking, "Martha Stewart would have had a fit because she didn't fit in with the new surroundings of her ten-by-ten cell decorated in a Old English theme."
They laughed and went to lunch.
At lunch they sat with their squad.
"So did you and Legolas kiss?" asked one of the rookies.
"Really that is none of your business," said Lori in a serious tone. The girls were disappointed that they didn't know, so Lori then added, "Yeah we did!!!"
"What was it like?"
"Was there any tongue?"
"You must tell us!" they all said in a flash.
Lori looked at Whit; she was laughing her head off at the questions she was getting.
"Well, why don't you ask Whit? You know she did kiss Haldir," Lori said directing all the questions over to Whit.
"That was not right Lori!" shouted Whit.
"So what happened today in the hallway with those Killer Sisters or whatever?" asked another rookie.
"Lori told them off like always," said Whit.
"What is it with the nick- names that make them sound stupid?"
"What do you mean?" asked Taylor.
"Well, like T, Killer that kind of things."
"Maybe they just want to be stupid?" suggested Whit.
"Well they don't have to work for that," said Lori.
Middle Earth 1236
Lorien was finally in sight for the two elves. Legolas could see the smile on Haldir's face that told him he was home. They entered the forest and the two of them could hear whisperings in the trees.
"Do not fear. It is I, your Marchwarden; Haldir," said Haldir.
All of a sudden an elf jumped down from the tree and landed on his feet in front of them. He stared at Haldir and then said,
"Welcome back, brother."
"It is good to be back Rumil."
"I see you brought back the prince as well," said another elf as he jumped down form the tree and landed behind them.
"Yes I did, Orophin," said Haldir.
"So, after being missing one week, and being in Mirkwood the week after that, what have you been doing?" asked Rumil.
"You wouldn't believe me if I told you," said Haldir getting off his horse and walking over toward Rumil.
"I don't care if I believe you, I want to know," insisted Rumil.
"Alright, I went to the future," Haldir bluntly.
Rumil and Orophin laughed at Haldir and then Rumil said,
"You're right, I don't believe you!"
Haldir looked to the side at Legolas and said,
"Why do I tell them anything?"
"Because you know they won't believe you," responded Legolas.
Haldir thought about it for a minute and said,
"That makes no since what so ever."
Once his brothers settled down they lead them to Lady Galadriel where she waited at the top of a 350-stair climb.
A/N- Okay someone pointed this out to me. Why don't Lori and Whit go back to Middle Earth and see their hottie elves? Well ya see I kind of thought of this in my head, but I kind of forgot to put it on the story. Lori and Whit can't go back until they stand trial at the two court dates that they have to go to. So in the mean time they are trying to make the best of it even though it is killing them being away from Legolas and Haldir; Lori more than Whit. Sorry I forgot to put that in there, it slipped!
SOOO SORRY ABOUT THE DELAY IN UPDATE!!!! In between volleyball, school, and studying for ROTC promotion, I've barley had time to do anything! I absolutely love sleep more than ever now that I'm getting up at 5 am!!! It really stinks!!!!! Again, so sorry!!! Wish me luck on my promotion!!!
