Hiei In Wonderland
Chapter 2: Dragon in Wonderland
"DRAGON OF THE DARKNESS FLAME!" Hiei cried as his shirt suddenly ripped into nothingness from the intense pressure of the summoning. He used his spirit energy to lure the dragon out and focused it on his enemies, who were still dancing and singing. Hiei half-wondered why none of them had noticed the entire room had gone dark, Hiei was gleaming with spirit energy, and why there was a dragon suddenly in the room.
As the dragon came out from what seemed to be Hiei's hand, it rushed at a great speed toward the Maddhatter and the Mole. As it came only a few feet away, it stopped. Hiei blinked a few times, seeing the dragon of the darkness flame talking with the party.
"Oh yes, it's quite dark and horrible in the underworld," Hiei overheard the dragon say. "Oh, but I'm like the boss down there. And all the female dragons love me! They think I'm so bad. It makes me feel so evil on the inside. I absolutely love it!"
Hiei managed to comment on his view of what was happening. "W-what's going on! This is all crazy! Why did you stop dragon? And what are you doing now?" The dragon politely responded, "Oh not now demon. I'm talking with my friends. I'll destroy them later. Just give me a min."
This was too unusual. Hiei composed himself. He could not look bad in front of everyone. He had to stay serious. He pictured in his mind, a picture of his sister. How Kuabara would start dating her if he didn't get out! He almost shuddered at the thought and was brought back to his usual seriousness. Then he looked back at the party which was chatting like girls at a sleep-over. Deciding that he would find out how to get out of this crazy world if he had to kill him with his own fists, he walked to the dragon. But first, he unsheathed his sword.
"I demand a way out. You won't live another day if you don't tell me how to in ten seconds." Hiei called out, full of anger. He mentally counted ten seconds in his head. But when he got to around five, he lost count because everyone was giving him dumb looks. "I said-"
"We heard you the first time," the Madhatter responded. "We just chose to ignore you."
This was the last straw. First the dragon, then the singing, now this! He was sick of this world. Sick of these people. And sick of no one listening to him. He looked at all of the peolpe and judged the Mole as the weakest and lunged at him with his sword. He swung his sword vertically down on the mole, trying to slice him into two. The mole was not suprised, and stepped to the right of Hiei. Hiei noticed hisright side was open! He prepared for the incoming blow, closing his eyes....
Preparing for the blow.....Waiting......Preparing.....Still waiting....He almost coughed an "ahem."
"Nice try," the Mole taunted as he bounced back to the rest of the party. Hieineeded to calm down. He took a few deep breaths and sat at the tea table.
"How good of you to join us. Would you like some tea?" the Madhatter asked.
"No," Hiei stubbornly responded. The Madhatter poured some and gave it to Hiei anyways. Hiei decided he needed to eat something and grabbed a few biscuts.
"Let us hear a story,"declared the Madhatter, who couldn't stand the two seconds of quiet. "Mole, why don't you tell us one."
"Well there were two little children. One boy, and one girl. They lived in a well-"
Hiei didn't understand this so he interuppted. "How could two ordinary children live in a well? They would drown themsleves," Hiei argued with a smirk.
"Shhhh!" Everyone told him, including the dragon who seemed very interested in the story.
"Well the well was full of moleasses and-"
"What? This makes no sense!" Hiei got out of his chair in anger.
Then suddenly, the Madhatter yelled out, "Switch!" and the rabbit, the Madhatter, and the Mole started running around the tea party table. Hiei and the dragon looked at eachother blankly, then back to the frantic creatrures. They all took new seats. The dragon, seeing nothing else to do but sit, sat. Hiei saw he would not get his answers like this. He left the scene with the Mole talking about the children living in a well of sugar....
