OMG IT CAN'T BE! BUT IT IS! IT'S THE RETURN OF……

Hiei In Wonderland

Chapter 5: Kingdom Hiei

Hiei had been wandering around for a while now. Lost in the forest. He saw nothing but trees, and more trees, with the very occasional wood. Finally he saw a light.

"SALVATION!" Hiei cried, unintentionally. But he was so sick of the woods, he ignored his pride. He ran toward the opening in the forest with immense speed. He came closer…closer….CLOSER! He stood in the middle of the light….He looked up, seeing a flashlight. The world caved in. It was all coming to an end! The rage, the rage! Fire built up inside Hiei, and he snapped. His third eye opened and he held a flaming sword surrounded with spirit energy. He ran like mad in a straight line, cutting down hundreds of trees. He never stopped until he saw another figure. But this time, it seemed like a rectangular object with hands and feet. He slowed down, and breathed deep. Was he finally out? He stepped forward a bit. Yes! He was! But where was he?

"Off with his head!" a quite round lady yelled. "Off with his head for intruding on royal grounds.

"Hiei saw his opponents too be….playing cards? No matter, he would deal with them all.

Hiei saw the queen sitting in a large seat that looked like a courtroom. He started to walk over there, enjoying the scenery. The cards charged at him. Hiei used his sword and slashed to his right without bothering a glance. His face was filled with curiosity. The other cards charged at him and he slashed each one, as if he never even noticed them. The queen looked at him, shocked. She continued to scream and yell, "Off with his head!" But to no avail, for the cards were unable to even get near him. Finally Hiei reached the stand where the queen sat almost 20 feet up higher. The queen laughed, thinking it was impossible for Hiei to reach her. Hiei got serious, and jumped. Up up up he went. 10 feet. 20 feet. 30 feet and he landed in front of the queen sword to her throat.

"Ok ningen, you can either tell me where I am, what I'm doing here, and how to get out of here, or you can die. You have 2 seconds to decide."

She stared at him. "Wonderland! How could you not know that?" She boomed in anger! "This is my Kingdom! I don't' know how you got here, but I know you're getting out. You're the 5th person here today!"

"5th? Who were the other four?"

"An woman named Alice came here first. She was runining my Kingdom. Then when I put her for trial and sentenced her to have her head off, some other people intruded on my grounds! My Grounds! One carried a large key. A boy! Anotehr was some sort of bear who had a sword. The last was a duck who wore a magician's hat. They kidnapped Alice! I'm sure of it! They came here in that ship over there.

She pointed to a odd looking ship some distance away. She turned in anger and frustration, being threatened by a man less than 5 foot 5! But she had no choice. Meanwhile, Hiei investigated the ship. It had a label inside that said "Gumbee ship." Whatever that meant. As long as it could get him out of there.

Then suddenly, the three people the queen described came in.

"Hey! Waht hare you dohing to our ship?" Cried the duck.

The boy with the keyblade called out, "Relax you guys, I don't think he's one of the heartless. He looks human."

Human…Human! How dare he compare himself with a human? He was a proud demon! "Who are you three?" Hiei called out. This situation just got more and more confusing.

"Oh, I'm Sora." The boy with the blade responded pleasantly. "This is Donald," He pointed to the duck, "and this is Goofy," he pointed to the Bear. "What's you're name?"

"Ahhh, I ont truhst him!" Donald yelled. "He looks evhil to me. And he's soh shorht!"

"I'm Hiei. And I'm a demon you fool." Hiei coldly responded. Then he turned to Donald. "As for you, I could kill you if that would make you feel better." Suddenly Hiei was standing behind Donald with a sword to his throat.

Donald quacked. "AHelp. He's gohnna Kihll meh!"

Hiei put his sword down. "You obviously got here on this ship. You can either get me back to my world, or you can die here and now, along with everyone else."

"Errr…We'll help you. But what world are you from?" Sora quickly asked.

Hiei paused and thought…What world? Earth? No, that wouldn't really work. Damn it, what would they call his world?

"Oh shit…." He mummbeled.

"Well, if you don't know, why don't you join us. We're trying to find out where Alice is. She's been kidnapped by some creatures named the heartless. They've been terrorizing all of us and destroying worlds. Why don't you join us?"

"I don't have much of a choice now….Fine, I'll help you if I can get back home with that contraption."

End of Chapter 5

JOY TO THE WORLD! IT'S BACK! Lol, I had to do a lot of research on Kingdom hearts and all. But I finally decided against it . It's going to be a bit different from the normal kingdom hearts. Mainly, just different worlds. Anime lovers, prepare for a long adventure staring Hiei! And don't forget to get more people to read this is they like it! Or else I feel it's a pointless existence :( and that's no fun. But welcome back to the world of Kingdom Hiei! I'm going to rename it that now. Enjoy!