Shout outs!!!
InnoscenTorn- THANK YOU SO INCREDIBLY MUCH!!! That review made me so happy!!! I'm sorry if the story disappoints you a bit!!! I had intended it to be a one shot, but everybody who reviewed wanted a full story, and I thought it would be fun!!! Here I am now, and I have no plot!!! Yeah, yeah, I know excuses, excuses, but this is serious, I HAVE NO PLOT?!!! I hope this chapter is better; I'm just getting over a major bout of writers block...so...yeah!!!
Also major THANKS to:
cherry-star-aus
Sorry if I didn't write your name!!! I really am!!! My stupid internet isn't working right!!! Stupid thing!!! GAH!!! Oh man!!! It shut off a second ago!!! Thank god I saved this!!!
OK here I'm going to try to do better in this chapter!!!
Have No Fear, for Seto Kaiba is Here
'I had no idea where to start looking for her. How should I go about finding her? The person could have taken her anywhere. . .THAT'S IT!!! I will start my search at the abandoned place called anywhere!!! Crud, this is going to be harder than I thought. Anywhere is on the other side of town. Crud.'
So Kaiba started walking to Anywhere. (Man they say he is smart, why didn't he just call his limo? Oh yeah so that I can make this a bit funnier!)
'Greasy grimy gofer guts,
Mutilated monkey's meat,
All wrapped up in pig's eyes,
Mm and I forgot my spoon!
Darn Mokuba, getting that awful disgusting song stuck in my head! Ahhhhhh make it stop!!!'
So Kaiba kept walking humming to the tune of the rhyme stuck in his head when he saw Bakura singing. He was coming out of an artillery store.
"This is my land, it isn't your land!
I've got a shotgun, and you ain't got one!
I'll blow your head off, and you can't run away!
This land was made for only ME!"
'Oh man, his voice is awesome! He should be on American Idol! Although the song wouldn't get him too many points. Hey I'm almost to Anywhere!
Kaiba stopped outside the warehouse that was called Anywhere. Taped to the outside of the burnt door was a note:
Kaiba,
Yes I knew you would come looking for your girlie friend. Well we aren't inside. I would like to play a game with you. I will leave these little notes with clues, and if you find me, you can have your girl back. However, if you don't find me by the Wednesday, the day after tomorrow. . .I get her, as mine! Mwhahahahahah!
Clue: I am a big danger,
But I can do you no harm.
The guy inside used to be a ranger,
Careful, don't blow up your arm!
'This guy sucks at riddles. I'm not saying it's obvious, because it isn't. He just doesn't know how to rhyme. Oh well I will figure it out. Let's see...'
Hey if you can solve my atrocious riddle, then I will put you in my story!!! Listen it was mentioned some time in the story!!! If you think about it really hard you can get it, I hope!!! Please tell me these things:
Name
Eye color
Hair color
Height
Outfit you would like to wear
And anything else that I'm too tired to add!!!
Don't ever laugh when a hearse goes by or you will be the next to die!!! Sorry random song!!!
