This really isn't the best fic ever… But, it is the first one I have deemed suitable for public display, plus, I wanted to help spread around some terms that my friends and I have thought up: Yaoi is now referred to, (by my friends at least.) as orange, (you know like lemon, lime…etc.) and Yuri is tangerine muhahahahah Yeah in case you are wondering, we WERE indeed high when we fabricated this scheme. We want YOU! Yes, you to help us spread the orangey and tangeriney goodness! So use the term if you please, but remember, the ones who thought it up were: PoeticIndigo, (moi!) and SailorMSoldier, (Jessi!) ok…fine… the story! This contains shonen-ai! Don't like, don't read! All flames will be laughed at and exploited, before being used to heat the candle wax! Muhahahahah!


"Come on, you sissy rat boy! Fight me!" Kyo yelled, anger apparent in his voice.

"I do not fight at school." Yuki stated simply, "besides, you are causing a scene." He acknowledged for the first time the growing crowd.

The chants of "fight, fight!" were growing louder by the minute. It was getting on his last nerve. He really disliked pretending to fight.

"Come on, Prince Charming, you don't wanna disappoint your adoring public, do you?" Kyo shouted above the chanting.

"You know, Kyo they're bound to be disappointed sooner or later", Yuki smirked.

"I think I know what you mean… unveil our cough secret?"

"That's just what I think…" Yuki smiled, then, taking everyone by surprise, he slammed Kyo into the locker, and kissed him chastely .

"What are you? A virgin!" Kyo said , half-jokingly. It was now his turn to slam Yuki into the lockers, they kissed, much more passionately.

"Stupid cat…" Yuki mumbled, as the chants of "Fight, fight!" died down , and were replaced by a smaller portion of the crowd (The Rabid Yaoi Fangirls) began to chant "DO IT DO IT!" The rest of the crowd was much to shocked to chant…anything. In particular was a certain Student Body President, Takei Mokoto-san, whose chin seemed stuck to the floor itself.

"Ummm…I think we should leave…now…" Yuki whispered into Kyo's ear.

"I heard that!" Takei-san exclaimed, seemingly recovered from his state of shock. He then launched himself into a long-winded speech about the sanctity of school, and how it shouldn't be defaced… and so on.

But Kyo had already taken hold of Yuki's hand and was leading him to the exit. All the while Mokoto-san's "Hey! Get back here! You can't skip out on last period!" being all but disregarded.


And God said: "Let there be fanfiction!" and he saw that this, too, was good… They forgot that part, right? Major OOC with Kyo and some with Yuki as well  But…Buh! It's real hard to keep 'em their serene little selves! Don't forget to spread around the Oranges, and Tangerines! This is most likely a one-shot… If you beg and plead and review though… I might consider lengthening it! SO umm… R&R! If I get 5 reviews…I will write another chapter! Muhahahahahahah!