Yes, it's short. SOORRY:) Longer chappie later!

I awoke in a room with Elvish furnishings and in a dress. Whee, it was swishy! Twin Elves came into the room. Crud, why did I only read the first book? I can't remember their names. Nor can I tell them apart. More crud. I can never tell twins apart.

"Afternoon. How are you feeling?" said brother number one.

"Like I've been attacked by squirrels and my brain impaled with knitting needles." I have a vivid imagination, ok? My shrink says it's a good thing. :)

Brother number two turned to brother number one. "Never been attacked by squirrels. Are they vicious where you come from?"

"Not really, my mind is just a scary place."

Brother number one snorted, though he managed to do it in a refined way. "You and the rest of 'em. Do you know a girl named Artemis?"

There is only one girl in the world crazy enough about ancient Greece to say her name. "NANET!" I jumped out of bed.

"Nanet?" questioned one of the brothers (can't remember who, not that it matters).

"Bizarre nickname. Where is she?"

Just then my friend Janet came into the room. "Um, Jess."

"Yeah?"

"Shelby, Hopper, and AJ are here too."

"What. The. Heck."

"Erm, yeah, you might want to sit-down for this one."

And this is the part of the fic where Nota Lone responds to her fantabulous reviewers:

Phyllis Nodrey: Nota-chan? Have I been anime-ized? Is this a good thing?What's a quarrel? What's wrong with unscared? AND what fool armed you with glue! (I'm so confused!)

Calliope Foster: AHH! Breath! Breath darn you! I've never lost a reviewer and I'm not about to do so now:)

LiL Pippin Padfoot: You don't like my name? I'm so hurt. So very hurt. :)

You all rock.

Mar-har! A cliffie! Muahahahahaha! There is nothing you can do but….review! Hahahaha! Ha! Ha-ha!