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A/N: Ok, this one is going to be really weird. Irvine and Seifer are gonna get drunk and go..well, just read and review.
Day 2
"Good morning!" said Selphie coming into the kitchen where Rinoa, Squall, and Seifer were sitting. All of them literally had a pot of coffee.
"Morning." Said Rinoa with a yawn.
"Murmn." Said Squall cracking an eye open.
Seifer was asleep and snoring in his coffee.
"WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD!" yelled Selphie.
"WHA-WHAT!?" exclaimed Seifer finally waking up. He looked at Selphie evilly.
"Why are you so tired anyway?" asked Selphie to them all. (If you haven't noticed, Selphie's wide awake.)
"Irvine was snoring *really* loud." Seifer replied. Squall halfway nodded in agreement.
"Couldn't sleep until two in the morning." Said Rinoa.
"Oh." Selphie replied while getting a chocolate bar from the cabinet.
"Is that breakfast?" asked Squall.
"YUP!" replied Selphie taking a huge bite out of it.
"It's gonna be a long day." Said Rinoa.
Suddenly, everyone heard a bid thud followed by an "OW!" and cursing. They saw Zell walk in rubbing his head with his face twisted in pain. They all looked at him in confusement.
"You don't wanna know." He said in reply to their faces.
"Oh, but I think we do." Said Seifer with a sneer.
"Fell off the damn bunk." He muttered.
"Figures. Only a Chicken-wuss could fall off the bed." Said Seifer.
They all heard another thud. Irvine came in with the same look on his face as Zell's.
"Fell outta the bed."
Everyone looked at Seifer.
"Shut up."
********************************************************************* Later That Day
"Good morning everyone." Said Quistis as she walked into the living area.
Everyone looked at her in wonderment.
"What?" she asked. Then she looked at the clock. It was 12:30. "Oh. Good afternoon then."
"I am soooooo bored!" exclaimed Rinoa.
"Why don't you turn on the TV then?" asked Quistis.
"Ok guys, let's watch TV!" replied Rinoa sarcastically and turning it on.
"And if you buy this product for the low low price of $59.95, then we'll include this cheese grater! We'll be showing this number for the rest of the infomercial which ends in two and a half hours!" says a voice on the screen.
Rinoa changes the channel.
"I love you, you love me, we're a happy family. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you. Won't you say you love me too? This is the first episode of the 6 hour Barney marithon!"
"NO!" they all say. Rinoa changes the channel.
All they see is static.
"See what I mean?" asks Rinoa.
"Oh." Replies Quistis.
"Well, I'm gonna listen to my walkman." Says Selphie.
"I think I'll read the book I brought." Rinoa says getting up.
"Same here." Says Seifer and Squall.
"I'm going to take a nap." Replies Quistis. Everyone looks at her. "Shut up."
"I brought my Playstation 2." Says Zell. "Wanna play Techan 3? (sorry I don't know how to spell it.)
"Sure, nothin' better to do." He replies.
******************************************************************* A Few Hours Later
"BOOYAKA!!! I WIN AGAIN!!!" screams Zell while running around the room leaving a very angry Irvine behind. Irvine sticks out his leg and Zell trips on it, colliding into the wall.
"HAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" laughs Irvine. Quistis walks out of the girls' room with a very angry look on her face. She goes into the kitchen. She comes back with a pan and a big serving spoon. She puts the pot on Irvine's head and bangs the spoon against the pot. She then goes up to Zell and just whacks him with the spoon.
"SHUT THE HELL UP WHEN I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!!" she yells. Zell and Irvine are now unconscious. Seifer walks in and has the best idea (he thinks) in the world. He puts Irvine on top of Zell with both their shirts off and starts taking polaroids.
"These will come in handy when the two weeks are up." He says to himself while waving the pictures so that they'll dry. "Nah! I have a better idea." He then gets everyone to come into the living area. Zell wakes up and finds Irvine on top of him and to see the rest of the gang looking at him trying to hide their faces of amusement/ disgust.
"OH MY GOD!!!" he yells while pushing Irvine off of him.
*************************************************************************** That Night
"Hehe. Now I'll get my revenge on Seifer and Irvine." Zell said as he brought in a 12-pack of beer from the fridge. "Hey Seifer, Irvine. Those were some pretty funny jokes you played on me. So to let you know I'm a good sport, I got ya'll some beer."
"Cool, thanks man." Said Irvine already opening one up.
"Hmph. Fine, may as well." Seifer said. As they drink the whole case, everyone starts to go into the living area. Irvine and Seifer are also starting to get quite drunk.
"Hey man hic." Irvine says putting his hand on Seifer's shoulder. "You're pretty damn hot now that I think about it."
"Hic! So are you!" Seifer says. They start to make out on the couch with everyone looking at them. Zell then takes polaroids himself of them. However, Selphie is just looking at Irvine in awe with her mouth hanging open.
"IRVY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!" she screams.
"Hey guys. I think I'm going to go to bed." Says Squall who is starting to look green just staring at them.
"Same here." Everyone else says except Selphie who is still trying to get Irvine to stop kissing Seifer.
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HEHEHEHE!!! Sorry all Irvine and Seifer fans for the bashings but I'm running out of ideas. Please R&R!!!!! Thanks to all of my reviewers!!! Shinimegami, thugstra, Rinoa's Best Friend, and Savanah Bakura!!!!!!
A/N: Ok, this one is going to be really weird. Irvine and Seifer are gonna get drunk and go..well, just read and review.
Day 2
"Good morning!" said Selphie coming into the kitchen where Rinoa, Squall, and Seifer were sitting. All of them literally had a pot of coffee.
"Morning." Said Rinoa with a yawn.
"Murmn." Said Squall cracking an eye open.
Seifer was asleep and snoring in his coffee.
"WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD!" yelled Selphie.
"WHA-WHAT!?" exclaimed Seifer finally waking up. He looked at Selphie evilly.
"Why are you so tired anyway?" asked Selphie to them all. (If you haven't noticed, Selphie's wide awake.)
"Irvine was snoring *really* loud." Seifer replied. Squall halfway nodded in agreement.
"Couldn't sleep until two in the morning." Said Rinoa.
"Oh." Selphie replied while getting a chocolate bar from the cabinet.
"Is that breakfast?" asked Squall.
"YUP!" replied Selphie taking a huge bite out of it.
"It's gonna be a long day." Said Rinoa.
Suddenly, everyone heard a bid thud followed by an "OW!" and cursing. They saw Zell walk in rubbing his head with his face twisted in pain. They all looked at him in confusement.
"You don't wanna know." He said in reply to their faces.
"Oh, but I think we do." Said Seifer with a sneer.
"Fell off the damn bunk." He muttered.
"Figures. Only a Chicken-wuss could fall off the bed." Said Seifer.
They all heard another thud. Irvine came in with the same look on his face as Zell's.
"Fell outta the bed."
Everyone looked at Seifer.
"Shut up."
********************************************************************* Later That Day
"Good morning everyone." Said Quistis as she walked into the living area.
Everyone looked at her in wonderment.
"What?" she asked. Then she looked at the clock. It was 12:30. "Oh. Good afternoon then."
"I am soooooo bored!" exclaimed Rinoa.
"Why don't you turn on the TV then?" asked Quistis.
"Ok guys, let's watch TV!" replied Rinoa sarcastically and turning it on.
"And if you buy this product for the low low price of $59.95, then we'll include this cheese grater! We'll be showing this number for the rest of the infomercial which ends in two and a half hours!" says a voice on the screen.
Rinoa changes the channel.
"I love you, you love me, we're a happy family. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you. Won't you say you love me too? This is the first episode of the 6 hour Barney marithon!"
"NO!" they all say. Rinoa changes the channel.
All they see is static.
"See what I mean?" asks Rinoa.
"Oh." Replies Quistis.
"Well, I'm gonna listen to my walkman." Says Selphie.
"I think I'll read the book I brought." Rinoa says getting up.
"Same here." Says Seifer and Squall.
"I'm going to take a nap." Replies Quistis. Everyone looks at her. "Shut up."
"I brought my Playstation 2." Says Zell. "Wanna play Techan 3? (sorry I don't know how to spell it.)
"Sure, nothin' better to do." He replies.
******************************************************************* A Few Hours Later
"BOOYAKA!!! I WIN AGAIN!!!" screams Zell while running around the room leaving a very angry Irvine behind. Irvine sticks out his leg and Zell trips on it, colliding into the wall.
"HAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" laughs Irvine. Quistis walks out of the girls' room with a very angry look on her face. She goes into the kitchen. She comes back with a pan and a big serving spoon. She puts the pot on Irvine's head and bangs the spoon against the pot. She then goes up to Zell and just whacks him with the spoon.
"SHUT THE HELL UP WHEN I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!!" she yells. Zell and Irvine are now unconscious. Seifer walks in and has the best idea (he thinks) in the world. He puts Irvine on top of Zell with both their shirts off and starts taking polaroids.
"These will come in handy when the two weeks are up." He says to himself while waving the pictures so that they'll dry. "Nah! I have a better idea." He then gets everyone to come into the living area. Zell wakes up and finds Irvine on top of him and to see the rest of the gang looking at him trying to hide their faces of amusement/ disgust.
"OH MY GOD!!!" he yells while pushing Irvine off of him.
*************************************************************************** That Night
"Hehe. Now I'll get my revenge on Seifer and Irvine." Zell said as he brought in a 12-pack of beer from the fridge. "Hey Seifer, Irvine. Those were some pretty funny jokes you played on me. So to let you know I'm a good sport, I got ya'll some beer."
"Cool, thanks man." Said Irvine already opening one up.
"Hmph. Fine, may as well." Seifer said. As they drink the whole case, everyone starts to go into the living area. Irvine and Seifer are also starting to get quite drunk.
"Hey man hic." Irvine says putting his hand on Seifer's shoulder. "You're pretty damn hot now that I think about it."
"Hic! So are you!" Seifer says. They start to make out on the couch with everyone looking at them. Zell then takes polaroids himself of them. However, Selphie is just looking at Irvine in awe with her mouth hanging open.
"IRVY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!" she screams.
"Hey guys. I think I'm going to go to bed." Says Squall who is starting to look green just staring at them.
"Same here." Everyone else says except Selphie who is still trying to get Irvine to stop kissing Seifer.
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HEHEHEHE!!! Sorry all Irvine and Seifer fans for the bashings but I'm running out of ideas. Please R&R!!!!! Thanks to all of my reviewers!!! Shinimegami, thugstra, Rinoa's Best Friend, and Savanah Bakura!!!!!!
