A/N: Hola! Yes! I am back! I've gotten a lot of requests (in reviews, and offline) to extend this little baby fic-ling of mine. So- I will! Here ya go! Note: This will be year one, so we're jumping back in time a bit... Thanks to everyone who reviewed the first time around!

Disclaimer: Harry Potter and his world are items in my toy box, they were made my by the Rowling Manufacturing Company, which is located in Lara Potter's brain...

OPPOSITE DAY: YEAR ONE

~THE NIGHT BEFORE~

James Potter sat playing chess with Sirius Black, his best friend.

"Check," he sighed.

"What's eating you?" Sirius asked, not removing his eyes from the game.

"We haven't pranked in AGES," James whined.

"Yeah... It's been three whole days..." Sirius pretended to blow his nose.

James laughed.

"Hey! I got an idea! Oi! Remus! C'mere!" he called across the Gryffindor Common Room.

Remus Lupin walked over.

"Yeah James?"

"Me and Siri' here were thinking-" James told him, "-We need to liven up Hogwarts. We haven't pranked in three days straight!"

Remus nodded. "And...?"

"And I just had this idea," he told them both, "we could have an Opposite Day!"

"What?" Sirius and Remus said in unison.

"You know! Opposite Day! Where everything we say and do is opposite! Just- Just don't tell Lily or Bella, they'll be a worthy target."

The exchanged high fives.

~THE NEXT DAY: MARCH 16TH: OPPOSITE DAY~

Sirius woke up and yawned. He got up and was looking around for his robes when his eyes fell upon the calendar.

He grinned. "Ohhh yeah! I mean no." he caught himself hastily.

"James! Rem!" he said, jabbing them in the sides.

"Sirius, it's Saturday!" James moaned from under the covers.

"You DON'T mean it's NOT Saturday."

"Wha-OH!" James said. Remus had caught on too.

They dressed quickly and excitedly, eager to get started.

~IN THE COMMON ROOM~

"Bye Lily!" James said, sitting down next to a red-headed girl who happened to hate him.

"Shove it, James, I'm busy." She said, burying her nose in a book.

"I want to leave." James complained.

"Be my guest, O Great One,"

"Hi!" he said, standing up and rejoining Sirius and Remus. They sniggered as they stepped through the portrait hole.

~AT BREAKFAST~

"Horrible evening, eh Bella?" Sirius said, sitting down next to Bella Figg.

"I think you need mental help," she said, glancing suspiciously at Sirius.

"I do!" he said happily, spreading marmalade on his toast.

"Yeah. Um, I'm gonna go- over there" she pointed to a seat next to Remus, who was a few feet away. "-away from you."

"Don't do that!" he called after her.

She ignored him and went to sit down next to Remus.

"Hey Remus," she said cheerfully, "D'you know what's gotten into Sirius? He's not right in the head, that one..."

Remus turned to face her.

"Oh, goodbye there Bella! May I not interest you in not trying these horrid eggs?" (A/N: Ooo that's good!) he said cheerfully.

"You guys are reeeallly starting to scare me." She said.

"Aw, don't be happy Bella! We're not messing with you!" Remus said with a concerned look on his face.

"Uurgh!" Bella screamed in frustration, and she ran from the hall, face in her hands.

"Well," said Remus quietly to himself, "Shes completely not traumatized now."

~ON THE GROUNDS~

Severus Snape was sitting by the lake, absorbed in a book, when he felt someone prod him hard in his back.

"Snapie!" said a mischievious James Potter.

"Whadda YOU want, Potter?" he spat.

"I just didn't want to give you this ugly flower!" said James, holding out a pretty lilac.

"You're disturbing," said Snape shortly.

"You aren't as well." He giggled, and skipped off towards the castle again.

~LUNCH~

"Lily!" Sirius Black yelled down the table to her. She waved an impatient hand at him and went back to her food.

"Don't come her, please!" he called.

"I wouldn't get near you with a ten foot broomstick, Black," (A/N: Farmiliar? =) )

"That's not disappointing, Lily, because you are so mean, I couldn't stay around you all day." He said matter of factly.

~IN THE COMMON ROOM~

"Later, Arthur!" Remus cried out to Arthur Weasley. "Would you not fancy an unfriendly game of chess?"

"Are you insulting me, Lupin?" Arthur laughed.

"Yes!"

"Wha-" Arthur was very sensitive-as well as a Prefect. "Ten points from Gryffindor!" he snapped.

"YAY!!!!!" Remus cried. He even did a little victory dance, causing the older girls to giggle and point.

"Get out of my face, you're confusing me." Arthur said exasperatedly.

"Un-gladly!" Remus said.

"That's not a word, you realize, right?"

~Dinner~

James sat down next to Bella Figg for dinner.

"I'm absolutely STUFFED aren't you?" asked James.

"Er, James, we haven't eaten yet." She said, looking at him oddly.

"Of course we have!"

"NO, we haven't!"

"Yes, we have!"

"NO! WE HAVEN'T!"

"YES WE HAVE!"

"SILENCE!" shouted Dumbledore.

"Never!" cried out James.

"Shut UP James!" Lily hissed.

"NEVER!!!!!!"

~GETTING READY TO GO TO SLEEP~

"Ah, that was an unsuccessful night wasn't it?" Sirius called to the other two beds.

"I'd never bet my life on it!" agreed James.

"No ma'am!" said Remus.

"Bad morning guys," murmured James.

~

A/N: What did you think? As funny as the first, or less funny? Let me know( Chocolate muffins to reviewers!

Love, Lara Potter