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"Don't worry Selph! I'm sure he'll forgive you!" said Quistis reassuringly.
"I hope so.." Selphie replied unhappily. "I've told him I'm sorry a million times!"
"Stop exaggerating." Quistis told her.
"Who says I was?"
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Rinoa ran into the girl's room where Quistis and Selphie were reading. "Hey! I've got the funniest idea in the world!"
"What is it?" asked Selphie jumping off her bunk.
"I've got this stuff that will make people's dreams totally bizarre. I was thinking we could use it on the guys."
"That sounds hilarious!!!!" exclaimed Quistis.
"Shhhhhh! Any way, I was thinking I'd put it in their drinks tonight."
Quistis and Selphie looked at each other. "Okay, let's do it!" replied Selphie.
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"Hey guys! Lunch is ready!" yelled Rinoa.
"FINALLY!" said Seifer.
"......What's there to eat?....." asked Squall.
"Meat lasanga, (I think I spelled that wrong.) salad, rolls, and tirimisu (Same there.) for desert."
"Wow, I'm impressed but for..lunch?" asked Zell.
Rinoa winked at Selphie and Quistis and put a bunch of salt on the boys' plates before giving it to them.
"Umm..this is a bit salty..." said Irvine.
"Oh! Well why don't I get you something to drink?" asked Rinoa.
"Okay..."
As the boys were eating, their eyelids started to droop.
"Man, I'm tired." Said Zell with a yawn. "I think I'll go take a nap..."
"Same here." Said Irvine and Seifer.
".......yawn....whatever..." said Squall getting up from his chair and going to bed.
"Now the fun begins.." Said Rinoa with a gleam in her eyes.
SQUALL'S DREAM
Squall was on a stage at a café. All he had on was a very, very tight pair of black leather underwear. He was doing that weird performing poetry thingy. It looked like that scene from "She's All That."
"I have a scar. A very scarry scar. It's in a diagonal line, Across my head." He recited as he crawled around on stage. "COME MY MUNCHKINS!"
Suddenly, five or six munchkins with blue faces, red eyes, and white spandex body suits came running in with green hankies and forming a circle around Squall. Then they started waving the hankie with both hands and jumping up and down saying, "I am his man servant" in a high scratchy voice. Squall then started dragging himself around on the ground and going, "My life.is a like a grape...rotten.."
IRVINE'S DREAM
Irvine was on the edge of swamp. Only he wasn't Irvine anymore. He was a mongoose with long hair and a cowboy hat. He tried to talk but all that was coming out were quacks. That's right. He was a quacking mongoose. He stood up on his hind legs and he suddenly got the urge to dance. Some music came on from overhead. "Quack quack quack?" (That means "Hyne, thank you for music.) "QUUUUUUACK!!!!!" (That means "NOOOOOO NOT THIS!") It was the Pokemon Theme Song.
"I want to be the very best, That no one ever was. To catch them is my real test To train them is my cause! I will travel across the land, Searching far and wide. These pokemon to understand, The power that's inside. POKEMON!"
While the song was playing, Irvine had started to the macarana. "Quack quack quak quak quak quak quak quak quak quak quak quak quak quak quak quak quak quak quak quuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaack quak quak quak quak." (Tune of the macarana song.)
SEIFER'S AND ZELL'S DREAM
Seifer and Zell were sitting on a couch watching "Steel Magnolias". They started to inch closer to each other and make out. Then Headmaster Cid joined them.
*ends all dreams*
Squall woke up screaming. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! WAIT....whatever....." He falls back asleep.
Irvine wakes up screaming. 'QUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAACKKKKK!!!!!!" He hits his head on the ceiling and is knocked unconscious.
Seifer and Zell wake up screaming. They look at each other with huge eyes and cast spells on each other at the same time. They are also both knocked unconscious.
That Afternoon
"That was hilarious!!!" screamed Quistis gasping for breath....((Sorry didn't write there for about five minutes...in shock..mom told me....go on.....DIET! must...stop..for...the night..........)) ((OKAY I'M BACK TO WRITING!))
"OH I KNOW!!!! You recorded it with the sound recorder, right?" Selphie asked Rinoa.
"Yup. Good thing they talked in their sleep!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" laughed all the girls.
"What's so funny?" asked Zell coming in with a frown his face.
"Nothing!" said the girls quickly.
".............!!!!!" Squall came into the room.
Irvine comes into the room doing the macarana. The girls burst out laughing all over again. Seifer comes out and sees Zell. He turns around and walks right back into his room.
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That Evening
"GUESS WHAT GUYS!" exclaimed Rinoa as she came into the living room to all of her friends watching Arthur the Anteater.
"What?" asked Squall in a bored voice.
"I just remembered that I brought my portable DVD player!"
Everyone looked at her evilly.
"Well SOOOOOORRRY! But it was at the very bottom of my suitcase!"
"Which one?" muttered Seifer.
"What was that!?" Rinoa said holding up a picture of Seifer with pink hair.
"NOTHING!" he said quickly realizing what would happen if he disagreed with her.
"Good. Anyway, the only video I brought is "The Ring".
"WHO CARES! Just put it in." said Quistis turning off the TV so they could hook up the DVD player.
"Ummm..I think I'll just go read." Selphie said getting up.
"What? Are you scared?" Irvine scoffed.
"NO! It's just that....."
"Thought so." Irvine said indignantly.
"Fine! I'll watch it!"
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Ten Minutes Into the Movie
"AHHHHHHHHHHH! HER FACE! WHAT HAPPENED TO HER FACE!?" screamed Selphie jumping behind the couch.
"It's just a movie Selph!" said Zell.
"I DON'T CARE! IT'S SCARY!"
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Near the End of the Movie
"OH MY HYNE! SHE'S WALKING OUT OF THE TV! NOAH! GET OUT! PUNCH HER! DO SOMETHING!" Selphie starts to cry.
Irvine finally sees how sensitive she is. "Hey, don't worry." He says in a soothing voice.
"Irvine?" Selphie says questioningly as she sits right next to him and snuggles.
"AWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Quistis and Rinoa say looking over in their direction.
Squall blinks. "Whatever....."
"What time is it?" asks Seifer when the movie is finally over.
"Uhhh.." Says Zell looking at his watch. "11: 30 PM. Time for me to go to bed. Night ya'll!"
Everyone yawns and gets up except for Irvine and Selphie who are fast asleep in each other's arms.
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YAY! That one's finally done! Please R&R!!!!
"Don't worry Selph! I'm sure he'll forgive you!" said Quistis reassuringly.
"I hope so.." Selphie replied unhappily. "I've told him I'm sorry a million times!"
"Stop exaggerating." Quistis told her.
"Who says I was?"
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Rinoa ran into the girl's room where Quistis and Selphie were reading. "Hey! I've got the funniest idea in the world!"
"What is it?" asked Selphie jumping off her bunk.
"I've got this stuff that will make people's dreams totally bizarre. I was thinking we could use it on the guys."
"That sounds hilarious!!!!" exclaimed Quistis.
"Shhhhhh! Any way, I was thinking I'd put it in their drinks tonight."
Quistis and Selphie looked at each other. "Okay, let's do it!" replied Selphie.
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"Hey guys! Lunch is ready!" yelled Rinoa.
"FINALLY!" said Seifer.
"......What's there to eat?....." asked Squall.
"Meat lasanga, (I think I spelled that wrong.) salad, rolls, and tirimisu (Same there.) for desert."
"Wow, I'm impressed but for..lunch?" asked Zell.
Rinoa winked at Selphie and Quistis and put a bunch of salt on the boys' plates before giving it to them.
"Umm..this is a bit salty..." said Irvine.
"Oh! Well why don't I get you something to drink?" asked Rinoa.
"Okay..."
As the boys were eating, their eyelids started to droop.
"Man, I'm tired." Said Zell with a yawn. "I think I'll go take a nap..."
"Same here." Said Irvine and Seifer.
".......yawn....whatever..." said Squall getting up from his chair and going to bed.
"Now the fun begins.." Said Rinoa with a gleam in her eyes.
SQUALL'S DREAM
Squall was on a stage at a café. All he had on was a very, very tight pair of black leather underwear. He was doing that weird performing poetry thingy. It looked like that scene from "She's All That."
"I have a scar. A very scarry scar. It's in a diagonal line, Across my head." He recited as he crawled around on stage. "COME MY MUNCHKINS!"
Suddenly, five or six munchkins with blue faces, red eyes, and white spandex body suits came running in with green hankies and forming a circle around Squall. Then they started waving the hankie with both hands and jumping up and down saying, "I am his man servant" in a high scratchy voice. Squall then started dragging himself around on the ground and going, "My life.is a like a grape...rotten.."
IRVINE'S DREAM
Irvine was on the edge of swamp. Only he wasn't Irvine anymore. He was a mongoose with long hair and a cowboy hat. He tried to talk but all that was coming out were quacks. That's right. He was a quacking mongoose. He stood up on his hind legs and he suddenly got the urge to dance. Some music came on from overhead. "Quack quack quack?" (That means "Hyne, thank you for music.) "QUUUUUUACK!!!!!" (That means "NOOOOOO NOT THIS!") It was the Pokemon Theme Song.
"I want to be the very best, That no one ever was. To catch them is my real test To train them is my cause! I will travel across the land, Searching far and wide. These pokemon to understand, The power that's inside. POKEMON!"
While the song was playing, Irvine had started to the macarana. "Quack quack quak quak quak quak quak quak quak quak quak quak quak quak quak quak quak quak quak quuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaack quak quak quak quak." (Tune of the macarana song.)
SEIFER'S AND ZELL'S DREAM
Seifer and Zell were sitting on a couch watching "Steel Magnolias". They started to inch closer to each other and make out. Then Headmaster Cid joined them.
*ends all dreams*
Squall woke up screaming. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! WAIT....whatever....." He falls back asleep.
Irvine wakes up screaming. 'QUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAACKKKKK!!!!!!" He hits his head on the ceiling and is knocked unconscious.
Seifer and Zell wake up screaming. They look at each other with huge eyes and cast spells on each other at the same time. They are also both knocked unconscious.
That Afternoon
"That was hilarious!!!" screamed Quistis gasping for breath....((Sorry didn't write there for about five minutes...in shock..mom told me....go on.....DIET! must...stop..for...the night..........)) ((OKAY I'M BACK TO WRITING!))
"OH I KNOW!!!! You recorded it with the sound recorder, right?" Selphie asked Rinoa.
"Yup. Good thing they talked in their sleep!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" laughed all the girls.
"What's so funny?" asked Zell coming in with a frown his face.
"Nothing!" said the girls quickly.
".............!!!!!" Squall came into the room.
Irvine comes into the room doing the macarana. The girls burst out laughing all over again. Seifer comes out and sees Zell. He turns around and walks right back into his room.
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That Evening
"GUESS WHAT GUYS!" exclaimed Rinoa as she came into the living room to all of her friends watching Arthur the Anteater.
"What?" asked Squall in a bored voice.
"I just remembered that I brought my portable DVD player!"
Everyone looked at her evilly.
"Well SOOOOOORRRY! But it was at the very bottom of my suitcase!"
"Which one?" muttered Seifer.
"What was that!?" Rinoa said holding up a picture of Seifer with pink hair.
"NOTHING!" he said quickly realizing what would happen if he disagreed with her.
"Good. Anyway, the only video I brought is "The Ring".
"WHO CARES! Just put it in." said Quistis turning off the TV so they could hook up the DVD player.
"Ummm..I think I'll just go read." Selphie said getting up.
"What? Are you scared?" Irvine scoffed.
"NO! It's just that....."
"Thought so." Irvine said indignantly.
"Fine! I'll watch it!"
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Ten Minutes Into the Movie
"AHHHHHHHHHHH! HER FACE! WHAT HAPPENED TO HER FACE!?" screamed Selphie jumping behind the couch.
"It's just a movie Selph!" said Zell.
"I DON'T CARE! IT'S SCARY!"
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Near the End of the Movie
"OH MY HYNE! SHE'S WALKING OUT OF THE TV! NOAH! GET OUT! PUNCH HER! DO SOMETHING!" Selphie starts to cry.
Irvine finally sees how sensitive she is. "Hey, don't worry." He says in a soothing voice.
"Irvine?" Selphie says questioningly as she sits right next to him and snuggles.
"AWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Quistis and Rinoa say looking over in their direction.
Squall blinks. "Whatever....."
"What time is it?" asks Seifer when the movie is finally over.
"Uhhh.." Says Zell looking at his watch. "11: 30 PM. Time for me to go to bed. Night ya'll!"
Everyone yawns and gets up except for Irvine and Selphie who are fast asleep in each other's arms.
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YAY! That one's finally done! Please R&R!!!!
