DISCLAIMER: I don't own Final Fantasy 8 nor the song "Stay on the Sunnyside."

A/N: I'm running out of ideas so please bear with me.

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DAY 6

Everyone but Selphie was in the living room watching "The Ring." Again. They were starting to get really bored.

"Just wondering." Said Rinoa, "What does a three-legged animal hopping into a barn have to do with any of the signs in this movie?"

"Actually, I was wondering that myself." Replied Irvine.

"I don't know either." Agreed everyone else.

"So what's the point?" asked Rinoa.

"That movie producers are stupid?" guessed Zell.

"......probably..." Said Squall.

"Hey. Where's Selphie?" asked Quistis.

"She's in the bedroom. She brought her laptop and is probably on the internet." Answered Irvine.

"Do you think she'll let me use it?" asked Seifer.

"What do you want it for?" asked Quistis.

"Ummm...nothing."

"coughporncough" said Zell.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY CHICKEN-WUSS!?"

"I HAVE TOLD YOU REPEATEDLY NOT TO CALL ME THAT!"

"Oh yeah, what are you going to do about it?"

"THIS!" yelled Zell pulling out his gloves and putting them on.

"Umm.Seifer?" Irvine started to say. "You might wanna stop because I've seen him kill T-Rexasaurs with one blow with those gloves..."

"That's only because they're too stupid to move out of the way." Seifer replied pulling out his gunblade.

"WELL! Time to go check on Selphie." Rinoa said running out of the room.

"Oh yeah!" Irvine said doing the same thing.

"I think I'll stay and watch." Said Squall with Cures at hand.

"Ummm..BYE!" exclaimed Quistis with a look that plainly said: It's your funeral.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" came a scream from the girls' bedroom.

"SELPHIE!!! WHAT'S WRONG?" Irvine yelled over her screams. As they're all running in, Selphie runs out and knocks them all down.

"H-HELP ME!!!"

"What's wrong?" asked Rinoa standing up.

"C-come h-here and l-look." Selphie stuttered. They all went in.

"I don't see anything." Said Zell looking around the room.

"It's on the computer screen." Selphie replied hiding behind Irvine, who was also looking scared at the moment. Quistis walked up to the laptop- which looked as if it had been thrown from one of the top bunks- straightened it up, and read: You're a @#$%^&*((*&&^%%$%)*)(%^$$ girl who is so @#@%#*$)&*^)^& weird and I'm gonna %%&^)^%#$%#* kill you!!!!!

"What in the world?" asked Zell.

"I dunno." Said Seifer.

".....Sounds like Cid Highwind...." Commented Squall. Everyone turned to look at him. "What?"

"That's probably the longest sentence you've said in the past week!" Rinoa exclaimed.

"WHO CARES!?" screamed Selphie, still afraid. "I just want him to stop cussing me out!"

"I though you were afraid of the death threats." Said Irvine with a look of wonderment on his face.

"Oh, no. I know no one would kill me!" Selpjie replied doing one of those anime posses. Everyone but Squall falls over anime style.

"Whatever." Said Squall.

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That Night

"I am sooooo bored!" Zell said for about the fiftieth time that night.

"Well, so are the rest of us, Chicken-wuss." Said Seifer draping his arm over Quistis' shoulders. Quistis sighed with contentment and melted into a happy Quistis puddle. ((Not literally folks.)) By now, Zell had started ignoring Seifer's comments and the Chicken-wuss jokes. "Yo, Zell. I said Chicken-wuss."

"I know." Zell replied calmly.

"But I said Chicken-wuss." Seifer said starting to get upset.

"Yeah, so?" asked Zell beginning to be amused.

"B-but, you hate that name."

"I've gotten used to it."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT WAS MY LAST INSULT!!!!! NOW WHAT DO I DO!? I KNOW!!! MOMMA'S BOY!!! ZELL'S A MOMMA'S BOY!"

Zell yawns. Everyone looks between the two. Seifer is still spitting out insults that are only making Zell laugh.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Seifer faints.

"Hmmm..too mush excitement for the little bugger I suppose." Zell said calmly. Everyone but Quistis start to clap. Quistis slaps Zell, hard.

"YOU BIG JERK!" she screams. Seifer wakes up. "SEIFER! You're awake!" Zell is still in shock from the outburst. Actually, so is everyone else. Including Seifer. "Oh, Seifer! I thought you were gone forever." Quistis said dramatically.

"But, he was only unconscious." Said Irvine.

"Stay out of it, Irvine." Zell replied to the cowboy. "You don't want another outburst from her."

"Hey babe. I would never leave ya." Seifer said in reply to Quistis, stroking her arm.

"I know." Quistis said seductively. They kissed.

"This has been a really weird day." Rinoa says rubbing her temples.

"BUT EVERYONE'S HAPPY!" Selphie screeched. In fact! I've gotta song about being happy!"

"NO!" screams Squall, Rinoa, Irvine, and Zell. Seifer and Quistis are still making out. However, she sings anyway.

((A/N: I hope this formats right.))

"Stay on the sunnyside.

Always on the sunnyside.

Stay on the sunnyside of life. Da da da da da!

You will feel the pain as I drive you all insane.

Stay on the sunnyside of life. KNOCK KNOCK!"

"Who's there?" asks Rinoa hesitantly.

"Ether." Selphie says.

"Ether who?"

"IT'S THE ETHER BUNNY! YAAAAAAY!"

"Stay on the sunnyside.

Always on the sunnyside.

Stay on the sunnyside of life. Da da da da da!

You will feel the pain as I drive you all insane.

Stay on the sunnyside of life. KNOCK KNOCK!"

"Who's there?" Rinoa asks deciding to go along with it. "Another."

"Another who?"

"It's another Easter Bunny! YAAAAAAYYYY!"

"Stay on the sunnyside.

Always on the sunnyside.

Stay on the sunnyside of life. Da da da da da!

You will feel the pain as I drive you all insane.

Stay on the sunnyside of life. KNOCK KNOCK!"

"Who's there?" Rinoa asks starting get annoyed.

"YET!"

"Yet who?"

"YET ANOTHER EASTER BUNNY!!! YAAAAAAYYYY!!!"

"Noooo." Zell says staring to fall to the floor.

"Stay on the sunnyside.

Always on the sunnyside.

Stay on the sunnyside of life. Da da da da da!

You will feel the pain as I drive you all insane.

Stay on the sunnyside of life. KNOCK KNOCK!"

"THIS BETTER BE IT! Who's there."

"Vroom vroom." Selphie says making a noise like a motorcycle.

"Vroom vroom who?

"Vroom vroom all over the Easter bunnies!!! YAAAAAYYY!"

"Stay on the sunnyside.

Always on the sunnyside.

Stay on the sunnyside of life. Da da da da da!

You will feel the pain as I drive you all insane.

Stay on the sunnyside of life. KNOCK KNOCK!"

"GAAAAARRRRRRR!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!" screams Rinoa.

Zell takes over only because he wants it to end. "Who's there?"

"Boo."

"Boo who?"

"DON'T CRY! EASTER BUNNIES WILL COME NEXT YEAR!!! YAAAAAYYY!!!!

Seifer and Quistis have stopped making out because of the annoyance of the song. Squall and Seifer look at each other, nod, and take out their gunblades making a silent agreement to hurt Selphie VERY badly if she sings one more time. Selphie, unaware of this however, keeps singing.

"Stay on the sunnyside.

Always on the sunnyside.

Stay on the sunnyside of life. Da da da da da!

You will feel the pain as I drive you all insane.

Stay on the sunnyside of life. KNOCK KNOCK!"

"Who's there?" Zell says robotically.

"Orange!"

"Orange who?"

"ORANGE SELPHIE BETTER STOP IN 3 SECONDS OR WE KILL HER!" screams Seifer.

"What!? That's not how the song goes!" yells Selphie still totally oblivious to what's going on. However, Irvine takes the hint and goes up to Seifer and Squall and starts making wussy attempts to punch them.

"LEAVE MY GIRLFRIEND ALONE!" Squall knocks Irvine off but puts his gunblade away. Seifer does the same.

"Just hurry up and finish Selphie." Squall says defeatedly.

"Okay! Knock knock!"

"Who's there?" They all say.

"Orange."

"Orange who?"

"Orange you glad I didn't say Easter Bunny!? YAAAAYYY!"

"Stay on the sunnyside.

Always on the sunnyside.

Stay on the sunnyside of life. Da da da da da!

You will feel the pain as I drive you all insane.

Stay on the sunnyside of life."

"GAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR...." everyone says.

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