THE DAY THEMARY SUE STRUCK
AN- I got tired of having Mary Sue's dominatefics so here's a nice, super short one-shot on some Mary Sue bashing. Slight SasuNaru.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto. If I did… Let's just say some things would be…different… xD
A female ninja jumped in a graceful arch over the Uchiha manor gates. She went galloping off, gracefully (of course), to the door. The ninja collided face-first with the paper-framed door. A rather annoyed looking Sasuke found her bleeding all over his floor. He kicked her, sending her flying back to the gate with a loud THUMP.
"SASUKEEE MY DEAR SWEET LOVE! I, YOUR CHILDHOOD GIRLFRIEND HATH COME BACK!"
Sasuke twitched, not bothering to hide his disgust at her obvious lie.
"…I'm gay." Naruto suddenly peeked out from behind him with a bleary sleepy expression on his face.
"NOOO! BUT SASUKE, MY DEAREST!"
Naruto hit her over the head with his shoe.
"Back off. Sasuke is my luvvie huggle kinns!"
Naruto proceeded to hit her over the head with his shoe once more, successfully knocking her out cold. The two male ninjas began poking her with sticks towards the street, hoping she would be run over by Sasuke's herd of rabid fangirls.
Yayyyy! Stupid fic, I know. But I was bored and had nothing better to do.
Haha. Review, my "luvvie huggle kinns"!
