DISCLAIMER: I hate these things..I DON'T OWN IT!!!!!
A/N: Squall's gonna seem a little bit out of character...
THE SEVENTH DAY
"Wow, we've been here for a whole week!" exclaimed Selphie bouncing into the kitchen.
"Don't remind me.." Squall replied with his head on the table.
"We've only got one more week to go!" said Zell looking in the fridge for something to eat. Then, when he took out some stuff in tinfoil, he started grinning like a madman. He started throwing things out of the fridge, accidentally hitting Rinoa, Squall, and Selphie in the process.
"Hey everyone." Irvine said entering the room, promptly getting hit with an egg. "GEEZ! Soooooorrry for entering!"
"Sorry!" came a muffled cry from the fridge.
"What's up with Zell?" asked Irvine.
"Dunno, he started doing that about 10 seconds ago." Rinoa replied.
"MY PREEEEEEECCCCCIIIOOOOOSSSSSSSS!!!!" Zell yelled finally coming out of the fridge.
"What?" asked Squall who was now totally confused.
"I-I-I f-found a h-h-h-h-h-h-h..."
"SPIT IT OUT!" yelled Irvine.
"I FOUND A HOTDOG!!!!!!" screamed Zell with glee on his face.
"Wow..so exciting." Squall said sarcastically putting his head back down on the table. Yet little did he know that Rinoa had set very cold cereal and milk in front of him. Let's just say Squall was neither happy nor dry in the next few seconds. "RINOA!"
"Hey! It's not my fault!" By the time all this had happened, everyone was in the kitchen, staring. Also, Selphie had gone over to Zell and a fight over the hotdog erupted.
"IT'S MINE!" screamed Selphie.
"NO IT'S NOT! I FOUND IT FIRST!!!" Zell screamed in reply. As he was about to eat it, Selphie grabbed it from him and tried to eat it herself. By this point, Squall was very very angry.
"SHUT UP!!!!" he screamed. Everyone was silent. There weren't even crickets chirping. "Okay, the only way we're ever going to settle it is to have a trial."
"Fine." Zell and Selphie agreed.
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"Okay, Irvine will be the judge," Squall started, "Seifer, Quistis, Rinoa, and I will be the jury, and Zell and Selphie will be the people.ummm..fighting over the hotdog.."
"Okay." Everyone said.
"Selphie, will you please come up to the bench?" asked Irvine.
"OK!" exclaimed Selphie.
"Now, where were you on the night of June 21, 1967?"
"Ummm..I wasn't born then." Selphie said confusidly. ((A/N: Doubt that's a word.))
"Oh, yeah.Okay, where were you when Zell found the hotdog?"
"I was sitting at the table about to get some chocolate."
"Now, do you have chocolate everyday for breakfast?"
"Yup!"
"Geez. Okay, Why do think the hotdog is yours?"
"Because I was supposed to use it for dinner that night I made the hotdog/ chocolate soup!"
"But you didn't.."
"SO!!!!!?????"
"S-sorry Selphie. You can go sit down now." Irvine said cowering in fear.
"Okiday!" she said skipping back to her seat."
"Now, Zell, will you come up to the bench?"
"Okay." Zell said walking up with the hotdog clutched to him.
"Sorry Zell, but we'll have to take that." Said Squall getting up.
"NO! YOU'LL HAVE TO TAKE IT FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!!!!!!" Zell screamed. Squall took out his gunblade.
"That can be arranged."
"Ummm, here ya go!" Zell said tossing the hotdog to him.
"Now Zell, why do you think the hotdog is yours?" asked Irvine.
"Because I found it and everyone knows I love hotdogs!"
"Who bought the hotdogs?"
"I dunno. Headmaster Cid I guess."
"Then it's Headmaster Cid's."
"B-but he bought it for us to h-have." Zell said close to tears.
"Okay, this is getting really old really fast!" said Squall. He took out his gunblade. "Okay, since Zell and Selphie can't decide whose hotdog it is, I'm going to split it in half. That way, you'll both get some."
"Fine. Give me my half." Selphie said.
"NO!!! DON'T CUT IN HALF!! GIVE THE WHOLE THING TO SELPHIE THEN!!" Zell screamed.
"Okay, Zell, the hotdog is yours." Said Squall throwing the hotdog to him.
"B-but why!" screamed Selphie.
"Because, if you had really wanted the hotdog, you would have not wanted to cut it in half. Zell would have willingly given the hotdog to you as long as we didn't cut it." Said Squall logically. "Right Zell?"
"Hmmm?" Zell asked with his mouth full. Everyone falls over anime-style.
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That Night
"I'm bored." (Zell)
"Me too." (Irvine)
"Me three." (Selphie)
"Shut up you three." (Seifer)
"Yeah, we're all bored." (Quistis)
"And there's nothing we can do about it." (Rinoa)
"........" (Guess who)
"WAIT! I KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO!!!" screamed Selphie. "Let's play team charades!" Everyone looks at each other and shrugs.
"Okay." Everyone replies.
"YAY! Okay, we need even teams so one of the boys can write down what we have to do, put them in a bowl, we pick one out, give it to the judge, we act it out, and he judges whether it's good enough, and then the other team guesses." Selphie said very fast. By now everyone's heads were swimming.
"I'll be the judge!" said Irvine quickly.
"Lucky bast-." Seifer started to say before Selphie pushed him towards Zell and Squall.
"BOYS AGAINST GIRLS!!!" Selphie screeched. "Boys will go first. Irvine, write out what they have to do."
"Okay, I've already got it ready!" Irvine said handing a slip of paper to the boys.
"Forget it." Squall said after reading the slip.
"Too bad. You have to!" replied Irvine with a look of evil in his eyes. "Come on, you'll rehearse and put on your costumes in our room." Irvine leads them away. The girls start talking about what the boys have to do. They hear some scuffling coming from the boys' room, but after a few shots, everything calms down. Then they come out. They're dressed in red sequin dresses, 3 feet blonde pompadours, and Squall has a tambourine.
"Is she coming 'round the bend?" asked Seifer while Squall is banging the tambourine on his right hip.
"Oh no, she's not." Said Zell.
"Is she comin' 'round the corner?" asked Seifer.
"Oh please, just stop." Replied Zell.
"Well then, where is she comin'?" asked Seifer. Music blasts from the stereo.
"She'll be comin' 'round the mountain when she comes. She'll be comin' 'round the mountain when she comes. She'll be comin' round the mountain, she'll be comin round the mountain, she'll be comin round the mountain when she comes!" The boys sang.
"OH I KNOW!!!" screamed Selphie. "You're Moose, Pepperann, and their mom from one of the episodes of 'Pepperann!'"
"YUP!" said Irvine. "Now it's your turn. Here you go." He said handing them a slip of paper.
"Oh, this is easy!" Rinoa said. "We don't even need to rehearse this."
"Okay, here we go." Quistis said.
"WEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Selphie screeched while punching and doing flips. Quistis walks up.
"Heychicken- wuss,watchmeI'msogreatwithmyhyperionoheylookherecomespubertyboyhuhuhIgavehim thatscar!!!" Rinoa walks up.
"WhateverWhateverWhateverWhateverWhateverWhateverWhateverWhatever."
"You're me, Seifer, and Squall on sugar highs!!!" Zell yelled.
"Darn." Selphie said disappointidly.
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"This is getting kinda boring." Seifer said.
"Oh, you're just mad because you couldn't figure out how to act out me on a sugar high!" Selphie said.
"Shut up."
"Oh well, I'm tired anyway." Rinoa said getting up and stretching.
"Same here..." everyone else replied.
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*does Zell's victory dance* YAY!!! I REACHED MY GOAL OF 50 REVIEWS!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS TO DEATH!!!!! LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU!!!!! *realizes everyone is now freaked out* Okay, anyway thank you soooooooo much!!! Guess what though..I'm half way through the fic..Anyway, a thanks to my current reviewers.
Jessica: Yeah, but the reason I called it Big Brother was because they had to be locked up together for awhile. Plus, the only other title I could think of was "Survival of the Weirdest." Thanks for your review anyway.
TsukiMegami: Oh I know! I learned that song last summer at camp.
taralockheart04: Thanks!!! You are now my official flame bodyguard!!! LOL! Luckily, I've only gotten one bad review but they didn't tell me what I did wrong..Eh, whatever. Thanks for your review!!!
CheriChicola: I already have an idea for the "Ring" thing in the upcoming chapters. But thanks for the idea anyway.
Choco-gal: LOL! I don't mind if you sing the song..my friends were about to kill me and my other friend cause we kept singing it...
Someone you know thats 2 lazy to sign in!!!!!!!!!!!!! : Garrrrr..WHO ARE YOU!!!! Thanks for the review..but do I know you personally or are you one of my reviewers?
inoaheartilly: Hehe!!! *tries to pose but falls over* Thanks!!!
MonkeyHood: Thanks for spelling it for me.
water-lily43: Believe me, that song is soooooo annoying! You should hear the tune of it!!!
Keda (DeathsPassion@Hotmail.com) : Thank you for your review but I would like to know why I should stop writing.
Hanh: I love that song too...WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!! LOL!!
shinji the good sharer: Hehe! When I fist sang that to my friends, I thought they would do the same thing!!! LOL!!
shinimegami: I'm glad you like it!!!! ^_^!!!!
A/N: Squall's gonna seem a little bit out of character...
THE SEVENTH DAY
"Wow, we've been here for a whole week!" exclaimed Selphie bouncing into the kitchen.
"Don't remind me.." Squall replied with his head on the table.
"We've only got one more week to go!" said Zell looking in the fridge for something to eat. Then, when he took out some stuff in tinfoil, he started grinning like a madman. He started throwing things out of the fridge, accidentally hitting Rinoa, Squall, and Selphie in the process.
"Hey everyone." Irvine said entering the room, promptly getting hit with an egg. "GEEZ! Soooooorrry for entering!"
"Sorry!" came a muffled cry from the fridge.
"What's up with Zell?" asked Irvine.
"Dunno, he started doing that about 10 seconds ago." Rinoa replied.
"MY PREEEEEEECCCCCIIIOOOOOSSSSSSSS!!!!" Zell yelled finally coming out of the fridge.
"What?" asked Squall who was now totally confused.
"I-I-I f-found a h-h-h-h-h-h-h..."
"SPIT IT OUT!" yelled Irvine.
"I FOUND A HOTDOG!!!!!!" screamed Zell with glee on his face.
"Wow..so exciting." Squall said sarcastically putting his head back down on the table. Yet little did he know that Rinoa had set very cold cereal and milk in front of him. Let's just say Squall was neither happy nor dry in the next few seconds. "RINOA!"
"Hey! It's not my fault!" By the time all this had happened, everyone was in the kitchen, staring. Also, Selphie had gone over to Zell and a fight over the hotdog erupted.
"IT'S MINE!" screamed Selphie.
"NO IT'S NOT! I FOUND IT FIRST!!!" Zell screamed in reply. As he was about to eat it, Selphie grabbed it from him and tried to eat it herself. By this point, Squall was very very angry.
"SHUT UP!!!!" he screamed. Everyone was silent. There weren't even crickets chirping. "Okay, the only way we're ever going to settle it is to have a trial."
"Fine." Zell and Selphie agreed.
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"Okay, Irvine will be the judge," Squall started, "Seifer, Quistis, Rinoa, and I will be the jury, and Zell and Selphie will be the people.ummm..fighting over the hotdog.."
"Okay." Everyone said.
"Selphie, will you please come up to the bench?" asked Irvine.
"OK!" exclaimed Selphie.
"Now, where were you on the night of June 21, 1967?"
"Ummm..I wasn't born then." Selphie said confusidly. ((A/N: Doubt that's a word.))
"Oh, yeah.Okay, where were you when Zell found the hotdog?"
"I was sitting at the table about to get some chocolate."
"Now, do you have chocolate everyday for breakfast?"
"Yup!"
"Geez. Okay, Why do think the hotdog is yours?"
"Because I was supposed to use it for dinner that night I made the hotdog/ chocolate soup!"
"But you didn't.."
"SO!!!!!?????"
"S-sorry Selphie. You can go sit down now." Irvine said cowering in fear.
"Okiday!" she said skipping back to her seat."
"Now, Zell, will you come up to the bench?"
"Okay." Zell said walking up with the hotdog clutched to him.
"Sorry Zell, but we'll have to take that." Said Squall getting up.
"NO! YOU'LL HAVE TO TAKE IT FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!!!!!!" Zell screamed. Squall took out his gunblade.
"That can be arranged."
"Ummm, here ya go!" Zell said tossing the hotdog to him.
"Now Zell, why do you think the hotdog is yours?" asked Irvine.
"Because I found it and everyone knows I love hotdogs!"
"Who bought the hotdogs?"
"I dunno. Headmaster Cid I guess."
"Then it's Headmaster Cid's."
"B-but he bought it for us to h-have." Zell said close to tears.
"Okay, this is getting really old really fast!" said Squall. He took out his gunblade. "Okay, since Zell and Selphie can't decide whose hotdog it is, I'm going to split it in half. That way, you'll both get some."
"Fine. Give me my half." Selphie said.
"NO!!! DON'T CUT IN HALF!! GIVE THE WHOLE THING TO SELPHIE THEN!!" Zell screamed.
"Okay, Zell, the hotdog is yours." Said Squall throwing the hotdog to him.
"B-but why!" screamed Selphie.
"Because, if you had really wanted the hotdog, you would have not wanted to cut it in half. Zell would have willingly given the hotdog to you as long as we didn't cut it." Said Squall logically. "Right Zell?"
"Hmmm?" Zell asked with his mouth full. Everyone falls over anime-style.
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That Night
"I'm bored." (Zell)
"Me too." (Irvine)
"Me three." (Selphie)
"Shut up you three." (Seifer)
"Yeah, we're all bored." (Quistis)
"And there's nothing we can do about it." (Rinoa)
"........" (Guess who)
"WAIT! I KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO!!!" screamed Selphie. "Let's play team charades!" Everyone looks at each other and shrugs.
"Okay." Everyone replies.
"YAY! Okay, we need even teams so one of the boys can write down what we have to do, put them in a bowl, we pick one out, give it to the judge, we act it out, and he judges whether it's good enough, and then the other team guesses." Selphie said very fast. By now everyone's heads were swimming.
"I'll be the judge!" said Irvine quickly.
"Lucky bast-." Seifer started to say before Selphie pushed him towards Zell and Squall.
"BOYS AGAINST GIRLS!!!" Selphie screeched. "Boys will go first. Irvine, write out what they have to do."
"Okay, I've already got it ready!" Irvine said handing a slip of paper to the boys.
"Forget it." Squall said after reading the slip.
"Too bad. You have to!" replied Irvine with a look of evil in his eyes. "Come on, you'll rehearse and put on your costumes in our room." Irvine leads them away. The girls start talking about what the boys have to do. They hear some scuffling coming from the boys' room, but after a few shots, everything calms down. Then they come out. They're dressed in red sequin dresses, 3 feet blonde pompadours, and Squall has a tambourine.
"Is she coming 'round the bend?" asked Seifer while Squall is banging the tambourine on his right hip.
"Oh no, she's not." Said Zell.
"Is she comin' 'round the corner?" asked Seifer.
"Oh please, just stop." Replied Zell.
"Well then, where is she comin'?" asked Seifer. Music blasts from the stereo.
"She'll be comin' 'round the mountain when she comes. She'll be comin' 'round the mountain when she comes. She'll be comin' round the mountain, she'll be comin round the mountain, she'll be comin round the mountain when she comes!" The boys sang.
"OH I KNOW!!!" screamed Selphie. "You're Moose, Pepperann, and their mom from one of the episodes of 'Pepperann!'"
"YUP!" said Irvine. "Now it's your turn. Here you go." He said handing them a slip of paper.
"Oh, this is easy!" Rinoa said. "We don't even need to rehearse this."
"Okay, here we go." Quistis said.
"WEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Selphie screeched while punching and doing flips. Quistis walks up.
"Heychicken- wuss,watchmeI'msogreatwithmyhyperionoheylookherecomespubertyboyhuhuhIgavehim thatscar!!!" Rinoa walks up.
"WhateverWhateverWhateverWhateverWhateverWhateverWhateverWhatever."
"You're me, Seifer, and Squall on sugar highs!!!" Zell yelled.
"Darn." Selphie said disappointidly.
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"This is getting kinda boring." Seifer said.
"Oh, you're just mad because you couldn't figure out how to act out me on a sugar high!" Selphie said.
"Shut up."
"Oh well, I'm tired anyway." Rinoa said getting up and stretching.
"Same here..." everyone else replied.
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*does Zell's victory dance* YAY!!! I REACHED MY GOAL OF 50 REVIEWS!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS TO DEATH!!!!! LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU!!!!! *realizes everyone is now freaked out* Okay, anyway thank you soooooooo much!!! Guess what though..I'm half way through the fic..Anyway, a thanks to my current reviewers.
Jessica: Yeah, but the reason I called it Big Brother was because they had to be locked up together for awhile. Plus, the only other title I could think of was "Survival of the Weirdest." Thanks for your review anyway.
TsukiMegami: Oh I know! I learned that song last summer at camp.
taralockheart04: Thanks!!! You are now my official flame bodyguard!!! LOL! Luckily, I've only gotten one bad review but they didn't tell me what I did wrong..Eh, whatever. Thanks for your review!!!
CheriChicola: I already have an idea for the "Ring" thing in the upcoming chapters. But thanks for the idea anyway.
Choco-gal: LOL! I don't mind if you sing the song..my friends were about to kill me and my other friend cause we kept singing it...
Someone you know thats 2 lazy to sign in!!!!!!!!!!!!! : Garrrrr..WHO ARE YOU!!!! Thanks for the review..but do I know you personally or are you one of my reviewers?
inoaheartilly: Hehe!!! *tries to pose but falls over* Thanks!!!
MonkeyHood: Thanks for spelling it for me.
water-lily43: Believe me, that song is soooooo annoying! You should hear the tune of it!!!
Keda (DeathsPassion@Hotmail.com) : Thank you for your review but I would like to know why I should stop writing.
Hanh: I love that song too...WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!! LOL!!
shinji the good sharer: Hehe! When I fist sang that to my friends, I thought they would do the same thing!!! LOL!!
shinimegami: I'm glad you like it!!!! ^_^!!!!
