What You Don't Want the TV. Crews to Catch

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Peter Parker was having a not so good day. He'd overslept, again, was late for his meeting with Jamerson, there was a new evil villain in town going by the name of ' Dr. Meanie' of all things, and to top it off, he'd had a television crew following him around all day. Peter thought he'd finally lost them and just in the nick of time.

After a few creative jumps and swings he landed upon an isolated rooftop, he took a quick glance around and let out a sigh of relief as he fixed what had been bothering him for over 2 hours. He stretched a little and then swung down off the rooftop to his next adventure. Poor Peter never noticed the small red light of a camera on the rooftop he'd just left.

Peter groaned as he settled into his favorite chair in front of the TV. Finally, finally the no so good day was at an end. He could now just sit back with a cup of coffee and relax. Quickly digging the remote from between the cushions, he turned on the set and turned to the evening news.

" and that's how our subway system is actually increasing in productivity. Now here's our own Martha Lewis with today's bit of humor." The screen showed a moderately attractive young lady with light brown hair. Peter sat up straight ' hey… wasn't that…'

She smiled wide " In today's bit of humor, it appears that New York's very own superhero should fire his tailor," a picture of him from today filled the screen " while the famous vigilante's costume may protect his identity it doesn't appear to protect him from wedgies. So, Spiderman if you're watching, a bit of advice, wait until you're in the restroom next time."

Peter just covered his eyes and groaned, it did not pay to get out of bed some days.