Author's Notes: Wow..it's been awhile hasn't it? I've got plenty of
excuses too! Camp and writer's block mainly...that and I've been
lazy..Anyway, here's the long awaited chapter: Truth or
Dare....MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Day 8
The next day, Selphie was gagged and tied to a chair because she had tried to sing another camp song. Even Irvine helped. Anyway, Selphie hadn't had her chocolate and so she was sleepy. Once she fell asleep, Seifer came up with an idea.
"How about we hide the chocolate so that we have some peace and quiet?"
Everyone looked at each other and agreed to do so. Zell volunteered to hide it. As Zell came back from hiding it, Selphie woke up and they untied her. She immediately went to the cabinet to get, of course, chocolate. When she couldn't find any, she turned around very slowly. Everyone stepped back because they saw they her eyes had become red and she had grown fangs.
"WHERE IS MY CHOCOLATE!?" she yelled in a demonic voice. Everyone looked at Zell with a scared look in their eyes.
"I-I can't remember." Zell said on the verge of tears. Selphie ran out of the room in her search for the chocolate. She tore open cusions and broke glasses. She threw clothes out everywhere and for some strange reason, sprayed water on everyone. ((Gar, the curse of writer's block.)) Everyone looked at Zell with murder in their eyes. Irvine loaded his shotgun, Squall and Seifer took out their gunblades, Quistis took out her whip, and Rinoa sprouted wings that were black instead of white. Zell gulped and decided there was nothing he could do but fight it out. He got into his ready stance. Squall came up to him with his Lionheart raised when suddenly they heard a yell.
"FOUND IT!" screamed Selphie who was now back to normal.
"Where'd you find it?" Quistis asked.
"That little tank thing behind the toilet."
"You mean the thing that had the rubber and metal stuff in it and when you flush the toilet, water flows?" Quistis asked again.
"YUP!"
Everyone then turned quite green.
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"I'm sooo bored!" Selphie screeched.
"Me too." Rinoa said.
"Haven't we had this conversation before?" Squall asked.
"Yeah it's starting to get really boring." Zell said.
"AGGGGGGGGGG!!!" everyone yelled. They sat there, bored. They played every board game they had, again. They would have watched TV but Selphie had busted it through when trying to look for the damn chocolate. Squall was now trying to fix it. He fixed it about an hour later. Everyone cheered. They turned it on..static. Next channel: the colorful lines saying that the station is experiencing technical difficulties. Next channel: dead air. AGGGGGGGGGGG!!!" everyone yelled.
"Well, I know what we *could* do." Rinoa said hesitantly.
"What?" everyone asked.
"Truth or Dare." She replied bluntly.
"No way." Squall said indignantly. ((I used a big word!))
"Aww come on Squall!" Selphie and Zell whined while Selphie put her arms around his neck and threw him to the floor. Zell started to kick him. "Come on Squall!" Seifer grinned and joined in on punching his face.
"Yeah Squall, let's play!" Seifer sneered.
"Stop it you guys!" Rinoa screamed.
"Owwww.FINE! I'll play!" Squall said nursing his badly bruised arm.
"YAY!!" Selphie, Zell, and Seifer said. They turned around to go to the couch but first Seifer came over and gave him one last punch in the face.
"SEIFER!" Rinoa yelled.
"Sowwy." Seifer said in a babyish voice. "I got's in twouble." he said to Quistis.
"That's 'cause you huwt Squally." She replied. "Too baaaaaad!" ((Think of Ellone and Laguna talking at the beginning of disk 2.))
"LEMME GO FIRST!" Selphie screeched. "Quisty, truth or dare?"
"Dare." She said with a smirk on her face.
"Okay, ummm.I dare you to French- kiss Seifer!"
"Gladly." She replied and starting to make out with Seifer. They continued to make out. Selphie looked at her watch.
"Okay, you can stop now...Hello?..GUYS!"
Quistis and Seifer stopped suddenly.
"It's your turn."
"Okay. Seifer, truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"I dare you to make out with me." They did.
"Garrr." Rinoa said. She looked at Squall, who nodded. Squall held out his hands and cast haste. They finally stopped thirty seconds later.
"Okay, Seifer, you had best not dare Quistis." Irvine said, with his shotgun over his shoulder.
"Fine." He said with a sigh. "Let's see.Zell, truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"What a Chicken-wuss.Okay, what is the Pig-tailed Library Girl's name?" Seifer asked.
"She promised me not to tell anyone." Zell said while starting to squirm uncomfortably.
"Tell me!" he said taking out his Hyperion.
"Okay! I-it's..rhgghah" he muttered.
"What was that?"
"Josie."
"Why would she be embarrassed by that name?" Rinoa asked.
"Because at Galbadia Garden, where she used to go, people made fun of her by cat-calling her. You know, because of Josie and the Pussycats?"
"Oh yeah." Rinoa said. Then she started to snicker.
"Rinoa!" Zell said.
"S-sorry." she laughed. But it is kinda funny.
"Hyne, she's gonna kill me when she finds out I told ya'll." He said laying his head into the palms of his hands. Anyway, Squall, truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Have you and Rinoa ever done it?"
"Yeah, whatever." Squall said. Rinoa burst into tears.
"I-it's j-just WHATEVER to you!? I thought what we had was special!" Rinoa yelled running into the bathroom.
"Crap." Squall said running to the bathroom but finding it locked. "Come on Rinoa! I'm sorry! It was special!"
"Leave me alone you big jerk!"
"Is there anyway I can make it up to you?" Squall asked. Rinoa opened the door a little bit and stuck her head out.
"Yeah, there is." She said. "Get in here." Squall went in and the rest of them heard moaning and stuff within the next five minutes.
"I bet they're faking it." Seifer said. "I bet if we were to go in there, they would be standing up, fully clothed, and making noises to scare us."
"I say we find out!" Selphie said.
"Okay." Everyone agreed. They opened the bathroom door and looked in. Everyone's mouth dropped and Selphie covered her eyes.
"MY VIRGIN EYES!" she yelled. Guess what folks? They weren't faking..
"Okay, let's just get back to our game." Quistis said quickly.
"Good idea." Everyone agreed. They closed the door to the oblivious Squall and Rinoa, leaving them to their *clears throat* business.
"Okay, I'll go for Squall." Irvine said. "Selphie, truth or dare?"
"Dare!"
"I dare you to..eat brussel sprouts!"
"NOOOOO!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!"
"Sorry, you have to."
"Fine." Selphie said defeated. "Can I cover them with chocolate?"
"No."
Selphie sniffles and goes into the kitchen. Everyone follows her as she gets the brussle sprouts from the fridge. She takes one and puts it in her mouth. She chews it with a weird face and swallows.
"Hmm.these are good!" Selphie asys taking the bag with her back in the living room.
"Uh-oh.." Irvine says.
"Well, at least they're healthy." Quistis said. ************************************************************************
That Night
Squall and Rinoa were sitting on the couch and everyone was staring awkwardly at them.
"Why are you looking at us like that?" Rinoa asked.
"N-no reason." Zell said quickly. Rinoa and Squall looked at each other and shrugged their shoulders.
"GUYS LOOK!" Quistis exclaimed. "Look what's on! 'Friends'!"
"Are you serious?" Rinoa asked.
"Yes!"
"FINALLY! A GOOD SHOW!" Squall yelled. Everyone looks at him in surprise. "What? My emotions escaped me, for once."
They turned around and watched 'Friends' and laughed when Joey said that they liked the trifle. ((It's the Thanksgiving episode where Racheal makes half a shepherds pie and half an English trifle.)) They actually had a good night. They went to bed and so ended the eighth day.
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That one was a tad longer. Guess what? I've decided to make a series where they do twisted version of the reality shows. When this one is over, which one would you like me to do? Survivor, FF8 Funniest Home Movies ((I know it ain't a reality show but it would still be funny.)), Temptation Island, or Married By Fanfiction? Vote now when you send in reviews! Speaking of reviews, here's a thanks to my currents.
mèèèèèèè - I'm sorry, I had a bad case of writer's block.
ChaosKittyn- LOL. Everyone who likes Kingdom Hearts should go read ChaosKittyn's fanfic: Thicker Than Blood. It's good. Make sure to send in a review to her!
shayne- I'm glad that you got a good first impression off of it. Hope you enjoy!
glasirt- They are a good yaoi couple but I don't write yaois, I just read 'em. Sorry. But thanks for the idea!
eddieteddy - Sorry for the long update! I love Kirby!
mariana-chan- Thanks for your review!
lifebringzdeath- Yeah, I know..it's gonna take awhile.I'm glad you like it!
me me me me me! - There's was a lot of snuggling in this chappy! Hehe.
anime-diva- Me love humors too!
water-lily43- I may do that.Thanks for the idea!!!
Seifer's Incarnate - Yeah I do..I love that story of King Solomon!
Rinoa's Best Friend- I'm glad that ya'll recognized that as King Solomon. I had to put that in! Thanks for the review!
RandomPerson - Hehe, I'm glad ya like it!
Kari Kamiya- Thank you!
Savanah Bakura- I absolutely love that song! It's fun to annoy people with!
Moirae- I thought it would be a good touch. Everyone else seemed to like it so yeah..Thanks for the review!
taralockheart04 - Yay! I've gots a bodyguard! Thanks for another review! From now on, flamers will be beaten up by taralockheart04!!!
Lord Agamus - I'm glad you like the idea of truth or dare and I'm glad you like the fic!
Hanh- You're welcome! I do hope you continue!
shinji the good sharer - LOTS OF IDEAS!!! Thank you! I didn't think this fic would be doing this good!
THANKS TO ALL OF MY REVIEWERS! EVEN THE FLAMERS!!!
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Day 8
The next day, Selphie was gagged and tied to a chair because she had tried to sing another camp song. Even Irvine helped. Anyway, Selphie hadn't had her chocolate and so she was sleepy. Once she fell asleep, Seifer came up with an idea.
"How about we hide the chocolate so that we have some peace and quiet?"
Everyone looked at each other and agreed to do so. Zell volunteered to hide it. As Zell came back from hiding it, Selphie woke up and they untied her. She immediately went to the cabinet to get, of course, chocolate. When she couldn't find any, she turned around very slowly. Everyone stepped back because they saw they her eyes had become red and she had grown fangs.
"WHERE IS MY CHOCOLATE!?" she yelled in a demonic voice. Everyone looked at Zell with a scared look in their eyes.
"I-I can't remember." Zell said on the verge of tears. Selphie ran out of the room in her search for the chocolate. She tore open cusions and broke glasses. She threw clothes out everywhere and for some strange reason, sprayed water on everyone. ((Gar, the curse of writer's block.)) Everyone looked at Zell with murder in their eyes. Irvine loaded his shotgun, Squall and Seifer took out their gunblades, Quistis took out her whip, and Rinoa sprouted wings that were black instead of white. Zell gulped and decided there was nothing he could do but fight it out. He got into his ready stance. Squall came up to him with his Lionheart raised when suddenly they heard a yell.
"FOUND IT!" screamed Selphie who was now back to normal.
"Where'd you find it?" Quistis asked.
"That little tank thing behind the toilet."
"You mean the thing that had the rubber and metal stuff in it and when you flush the toilet, water flows?" Quistis asked again.
"YUP!"
Everyone then turned quite green.
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"I'm sooo bored!" Selphie screeched.
"Me too." Rinoa said.
"Haven't we had this conversation before?" Squall asked.
"Yeah it's starting to get really boring." Zell said.
"AGGGGGGGGGG!!!" everyone yelled. They sat there, bored. They played every board game they had, again. They would have watched TV but Selphie had busted it through when trying to look for the damn chocolate. Squall was now trying to fix it. He fixed it about an hour later. Everyone cheered. They turned it on..static. Next channel: the colorful lines saying that the station is experiencing technical difficulties. Next channel: dead air. AGGGGGGGGGGG!!!" everyone yelled.
"Well, I know what we *could* do." Rinoa said hesitantly.
"What?" everyone asked.
"Truth or Dare." She replied bluntly.
"No way." Squall said indignantly. ((I used a big word!))
"Aww come on Squall!" Selphie and Zell whined while Selphie put her arms around his neck and threw him to the floor. Zell started to kick him. "Come on Squall!" Seifer grinned and joined in on punching his face.
"Yeah Squall, let's play!" Seifer sneered.
"Stop it you guys!" Rinoa screamed.
"Owwww.FINE! I'll play!" Squall said nursing his badly bruised arm.
"YAY!!" Selphie, Zell, and Seifer said. They turned around to go to the couch but first Seifer came over and gave him one last punch in the face.
"SEIFER!" Rinoa yelled.
"Sowwy." Seifer said in a babyish voice. "I got's in twouble." he said to Quistis.
"That's 'cause you huwt Squally." She replied. "Too baaaaaad!" ((Think of Ellone and Laguna talking at the beginning of disk 2.))
"LEMME GO FIRST!" Selphie screeched. "Quisty, truth or dare?"
"Dare." She said with a smirk on her face.
"Okay, ummm.I dare you to French- kiss Seifer!"
"Gladly." She replied and starting to make out with Seifer. They continued to make out. Selphie looked at her watch.
"Okay, you can stop now...Hello?..GUYS!"
Quistis and Seifer stopped suddenly.
"It's your turn."
"Okay. Seifer, truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"I dare you to make out with me." They did.
"Garrr." Rinoa said. She looked at Squall, who nodded. Squall held out his hands and cast haste. They finally stopped thirty seconds later.
"Okay, Seifer, you had best not dare Quistis." Irvine said, with his shotgun over his shoulder.
"Fine." He said with a sigh. "Let's see.Zell, truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"What a Chicken-wuss.Okay, what is the Pig-tailed Library Girl's name?" Seifer asked.
"She promised me not to tell anyone." Zell said while starting to squirm uncomfortably.
"Tell me!" he said taking out his Hyperion.
"Okay! I-it's..rhgghah" he muttered.
"What was that?"
"Josie."
"Why would she be embarrassed by that name?" Rinoa asked.
"Because at Galbadia Garden, where she used to go, people made fun of her by cat-calling her. You know, because of Josie and the Pussycats?"
"Oh yeah." Rinoa said. Then she started to snicker.
"Rinoa!" Zell said.
"S-sorry." she laughed. But it is kinda funny.
"Hyne, she's gonna kill me when she finds out I told ya'll." He said laying his head into the palms of his hands. Anyway, Squall, truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Have you and Rinoa ever done it?"
"Yeah, whatever." Squall said. Rinoa burst into tears.
"I-it's j-just WHATEVER to you!? I thought what we had was special!" Rinoa yelled running into the bathroom.
"Crap." Squall said running to the bathroom but finding it locked. "Come on Rinoa! I'm sorry! It was special!"
"Leave me alone you big jerk!"
"Is there anyway I can make it up to you?" Squall asked. Rinoa opened the door a little bit and stuck her head out.
"Yeah, there is." She said. "Get in here." Squall went in and the rest of them heard moaning and stuff within the next five minutes.
"I bet they're faking it." Seifer said. "I bet if we were to go in there, they would be standing up, fully clothed, and making noises to scare us."
"I say we find out!" Selphie said.
"Okay." Everyone agreed. They opened the bathroom door and looked in. Everyone's mouth dropped and Selphie covered her eyes.
"MY VIRGIN EYES!" she yelled. Guess what folks? They weren't faking..
"Okay, let's just get back to our game." Quistis said quickly.
"Good idea." Everyone agreed. They closed the door to the oblivious Squall and Rinoa, leaving them to their *clears throat* business.
"Okay, I'll go for Squall." Irvine said. "Selphie, truth or dare?"
"Dare!"
"I dare you to..eat brussel sprouts!"
"NOOOOO!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!"
"Sorry, you have to."
"Fine." Selphie said defeated. "Can I cover them with chocolate?"
"No."
Selphie sniffles and goes into the kitchen. Everyone follows her as she gets the brussle sprouts from the fridge. She takes one and puts it in her mouth. She chews it with a weird face and swallows.
"Hmm.these are good!" Selphie asys taking the bag with her back in the living room.
"Uh-oh.." Irvine says.
"Well, at least they're healthy." Quistis said. ************************************************************************
That Night
Squall and Rinoa were sitting on the couch and everyone was staring awkwardly at them.
"Why are you looking at us like that?" Rinoa asked.
"N-no reason." Zell said quickly. Rinoa and Squall looked at each other and shrugged their shoulders.
"GUYS LOOK!" Quistis exclaimed. "Look what's on! 'Friends'!"
"Are you serious?" Rinoa asked.
"Yes!"
"FINALLY! A GOOD SHOW!" Squall yelled. Everyone looks at him in surprise. "What? My emotions escaped me, for once."
They turned around and watched 'Friends' and laughed when Joey said that they liked the trifle. ((It's the Thanksgiving episode where Racheal makes half a shepherds pie and half an English trifle.)) They actually had a good night. They went to bed and so ended the eighth day.
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That one was a tad longer. Guess what? I've decided to make a series where they do twisted version of the reality shows. When this one is over, which one would you like me to do? Survivor, FF8 Funniest Home Movies ((I know it ain't a reality show but it would still be funny.)), Temptation Island, or Married By Fanfiction? Vote now when you send in reviews! Speaking of reviews, here's a thanks to my currents.
mèèèèèèè - I'm sorry, I had a bad case of writer's block.
ChaosKittyn- LOL. Everyone who likes Kingdom Hearts should go read ChaosKittyn's fanfic: Thicker Than Blood. It's good. Make sure to send in a review to her!
shayne- I'm glad that you got a good first impression off of it. Hope you enjoy!
glasirt- They are a good yaoi couple but I don't write yaois, I just read 'em. Sorry. But thanks for the idea!
eddieteddy - Sorry for the long update! I love Kirby!
mariana-chan- Thanks for your review!
lifebringzdeath- Yeah, I know..it's gonna take awhile.I'm glad you like it!
me me me me me! - There's was a lot of snuggling in this chappy! Hehe.
anime-diva- Me love humors too!
water-lily43- I may do that.Thanks for the idea!!!
Seifer's Incarnate - Yeah I do..I love that story of King Solomon!
Rinoa's Best Friend- I'm glad that ya'll recognized that as King Solomon. I had to put that in! Thanks for the review!
RandomPerson - Hehe, I'm glad ya like it!
Kari Kamiya- Thank you!
Savanah Bakura- I absolutely love that song! It's fun to annoy people with!
Moirae- I thought it would be a good touch. Everyone else seemed to like it so yeah..Thanks for the review!
taralockheart04 - Yay! I've gots a bodyguard! Thanks for another review! From now on, flamers will be beaten up by taralockheart04!!!
Lord Agamus - I'm glad you like the idea of truth or dare and I'm glad you like the fic!
Hanh- You're welcome! I do hope you continue!
shinji the good sharer - LOTS OF IDEAS!!! Thank you! I didn't think this fic would be doing this good!
THANKS TO ALL OF MY REVIEWERS! EVEN THE FLAMERS!!!
