DISCLAIMER: I don't own it but I'm about to write to Squaresoft and ask them for a bunch of cardboard cutouts of the characters!!! Actually, my birthday is coming up so maybe...*hint hint* ^_^ Also, I don't own any songs I used in this chapter!

A/N: I'm just going to write this as I go along because I'm completely out of ideas. :(

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Day 9

"LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAAAAAAAAAA!" Selphie sang as she entered the kitchen on that beautiful morning. Only, no one knew it was a beautiful day because they were cooped up inside a room with no windows and ratty furniture.

"Shut up Selphie." Rinoa said irritably. "I'm not in the mood today."

"Hmph!" Selphie pouted as she got, of course, chocolate from the cabinet. As she was eating it, Seifer came into the room with his shirt off. ((All Seifer fans now have permission to drool.)) He went to the fridge and got some leftover stew from the night before and sat down to eat.

"You're going to eat that for breakfast?" Zell asked with a disgusted look on his face.

"Yeah what's it to you?" Seifer said taking a huge spoonful and eating it. He turned green and spit it back into the bowl.

"Mainly because it started to mold." Zell said. Seifer looked closer and realized that there was some mold.

"Hyne, wish I knew that EARLIER!" he said looking at Zell.

"Well soooooorry!"

"Chicken-wuss."

"Whatever."

"So now you're copying Squall?"

"No."

"Sounds like it."

"Shut up you two!" Rinoa yelled setting out cereal and fruit. Seifer got up from the table.

"I lost my appetite looking at Zell's face anyway." Seifer muttered.

"I HEARD THAT!" Zell yelled.

"I meant for you to!"

"DIE!" Zell screamed lunging for Seifer. They got into YET ANOTHER fist fight before Rinoa could stop them. Selphie and Rinoa looked at each other and shook their heads. Quistis came in and, oblivious to the fight, tripped right over them and landing into the moldy stew.

"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!" she screamed picking carrots and peas out of her hair. "Geez you guys! Will you stop?"

When Seifer heard Quistis, he threw Zell off of him and stood next to her. "I'm sorry Quistis." he said lovingly. Zell was still dazed from when flying into the counter.

"What's going on in here?" Irvine asked. "Hey little lady." he said tipping his hat to Selphie. She giggled.

"Where's Squall?" Quistis asked. "He's usually up by now."

"Heheh..." Seifer laughed nervously.

"Seifer," Rinoa said trying to stay calm, "what did you do?"

"Umm...I put some sleeping gas up to his nose and mouth and he breathed it in." he answered trying to sound innocent.

"Why?" Rinoa asked, her irritation starting to show.

"Ummmmmmm........"

"I'll ask one more time. WHY!?" Rinoa asked while holding up a picture of Seifer with a serious acne problem.

"T-to make him have an "x" on his head." he replied afraid.

"Huh?" everyone asked, now very confused. They went into the guy's bedroom and looked at Squall. He had a cut in an opposite diagonal line, crossing his old scar, making it look like he had a "x" on his head. Rinoa took one look and screamed as loud as she could.

"WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?" she yelled at Seifer. Seifer looked at the floor sheepishly.

"Can't you fix it though?" he asked.

"NO!"

"Oops...."

"NOW MY BOYFRIEND LOOKS LIKE HE'S A FRIKIN' MORON!"

Squall opened his eyes. "Geez Rinoa! It was a joke! See!" he said rubbing the paint off of his head. Seifer looked furious.

"Great going, Puberty Boy! You were supposed to keep that a secret for the rest of the day!" Seifer said smacking Squall upside the head. Squall got a look of murder in his eyes as he pulled out his Lionheart. He stood in battle stance, as did Seifer with his Hyperion. Everyone else backed out slowly and let them have at it. For the next twenty minutes, they all heard blades crashing against each other. Then they heard a crash and the sound of wood cracking.

"There goes one of the bunkbeds..." Irvine said with a sigh. He loaded his shotgun with a blank and put it over his shoulder. He tipped his hat down in the front and said, "Guess it's time for this to end."

"Be careful Irvine!" Selphie cried lunging at him around the ankle.

"I'll try." he said in a 'heroic' voice. Everyone sighed and shook their heads. Irvine went into the guy's room and shut the door. They heard the gun go off and he came back with a very pale face. "What?" Quistis and Rinoa asked nervously.

"M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-my.." he stuttered, tears starting to run down his face.

"WHAT!?" Selphie screeched. She walked up to the door and kicked it in. She walked into the room to find both bunkbeds reduced to splinters and..the shrine she made Irvine full of pictures torn to shreds. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" she screamed as she ran past Squall and Seifer, who were completely oblivious to her. She held up the remainders of it and started to cry. She suddenly stopped and looked at the two with anger. She pulled out her nunchakas and hit each of them on the head, knocking them unconscious for the next five hours. During that five hours, Irvine comforted Selphie, Quistis fumed, Selphie cried, Zell was still dazed, and Rinoa just sat down on the couch and did nothing. Five hours later, Squall and Seifer woke up. They walked out of the bedroom.

"Who am I?" Squall asked, rubbing his head. Seifer stared at him in
shock.

"You don't know who you are?" Rinoa asked on the verge of tears.

"Noooo." Squall replied with a look of confusion on his face. Irvine
grinned evilly and looked at Zell. Zell had the same look on his face.
Rinoa ran into the bathroom crying, while everyone else gawked at Squall.
Seifer still had a look of shock on his face. When Rinoa was in the
bathroom, Seifer grinned and tried to keep from laughing.

"I think she believed us!" Seifer said happily.

"Why did I agree to do this?" Squall asked.

"Because of all the money you'll get if you keep it a secret for the next
three days."

"....Whatever..."

"Hey Squall. What you need to do is pretend that me and Irvine
influenced you to act like us!" Zell said.

"....Fine..."

Rinoa walked out of the bathroom. "Squall? Do you remember anything?"

"Who's Squall?" Zell asked. "His name is Zivine!"

"It is?" Squall asked. He shrugs his shoulders. "Okay."

Rinoa looks at Zell and Irvine evilly. "His name is not Zivine!"

"Yes it is." Quistis and Selphie say with a smirk on their face.

"Yeah. Duh Rinoa, how could you say his name is Squall? I mean, what
kind of name is 'Squall'?" Seifer replied with a smirk similer to the
girls'. Rinoa stomped off into her room. Squall looked at them all
evilly.

"Are you saying my name is stupid?"

"Yes." They all replied.

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Later that Day

"I'm bored." Selphie said.

"Let's not start this conversation again." Seifer replied. He wouldn't
admit he was bored too.

"What should we do then?" Rinoa asked.

"What do you usually do?" asked 'Zidane' (Squall)

"We usually come up with something.." Quistis said, leaning her head on
Seifer's shoulder. He started to stroke her hair. Selphie was sitting
in Irvine's lap, and took his cowboy hat and put it on her head.

"Heehee! I'm Cowgirl Selphie!" Selphie said. Irvine smiled sweetly and
hugged her. ((AWWWWW!)) Zell was minding his own business while shadow-
boxing. Rinoa looked at Squall sadly. She scooted next to him. Squall
looked at her. He knew he couldn't he keep this up anymore. He was
hurting his angel. All for money, which he already had. He put his arms
around Rinoa. Rinoa looked up at him and smiled. She pulled him down
and kissed him.

"AWWWWWWWWWW!" everyone except Seifer cooed. Seifer narrowed his eyes
and turned his head away. Quistis pulled Seifer down to her level and
kissed him while Selphie did the same to Irvine. Zell stopped shadow-
boxing.

"Well, I feel left out." Zell said. All the girls stopped kissing their
boyfriends and made a mad dash for Zell.

"Awww Zelly! You know we love you!" the girls said tackling him to the
ground and hugging him. Zell looked at the guys, who were in complete
shock, and smiled.

"Hey Selphie?" Irvine said with his puppy-dog face.

"Oops! Sorry Irvy!" Selphie said, getting up and tackling him to the
ground next to Zell.

"AHHHHHH!!! HELP ME!" Irvine yelled teasingly as the girls starting to
hug him tightly as with Zell. Zell was all smiles. Seifer and Squall
looked at each other with wide eyes. They were scared. They decided to
go to bed early.
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Yay! Another one done! I know this one was kinda short but.ya know.
Oh, I might go against my word and start writing yaois. I know who I
want paired up. But anyway, enough ranting. Thanks to all of my
reviewers!!

Choco-gal- You're welcome! I will read it, once I find out more about
the characters. I've never played the game before. I know most of the
names but not the personalities. ( I'll definitely read it!! ^_^

water-lily43- Seifer is just too cute in a baby voice! ^_^ My sister
gave me that idea!

mary- I was thinking about actually doing that but I thought it would be
good if they all had to put up with the same peoples everyday. I'm glad
you like it! ^_^

ChaosKittyn- Mwahahahahahaha..*evil grin* Expect more..EVERYONE MUST GO
READ CHAOSKITTYN'S FICS!!!!

Someone you know thats 2 lazy 2 sign in!!!!! - OMG! I'm sorry! The
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shinimegami- Believe me, I'm trying! ^_^ Thanks for the review!

inoaheartilly- I like that episode too! I'll try and put them in more in
the next chappy! Maybe even a dedication to them..

Angel Of Fantasies and FFX26- I never thought of having Selphie eating
brussel sprouts until after I wrote it!

Spincut- YOU'RE ALREADY IN SCHOOL!? Geez! Do you go to an all year
around school? I'm really glad you like it!