Disclaimer: Let's see, if I owned it: Quistis and Zell would be the main
characters, Rinoa would die, Squall would not care about Rinoa, Irvine
would get raped, and Selphie would more than likely try to kill Irvine
throughout the game...and Seifer would be gay. Oh yeah, I don't own Pokemon
either...
Verdanni: Woohoo! Lotsa reviews! I love da Seiftis too! Thanks for reviewing!
Ashley ( pyros_gal ): Heehee. I know what you're saying. Seiftis aren't my favorite pairings but I still loves em! I like Quells better...
MiNi SoRcErEsS: *narrows eyes* Grrr....haha! Just joking! *takes five pills* Let's hope they work!
U F P: Haha. No problem. My friends think I'm nuts for liking Zell too. I don't think I could think up enough stuff to do two months. Otherwise I would have.
DClick: That happens to me too. Especially when I promise to review every chapter and next time I check, there's 25 new chapters. It gave me a headache trying to think up all of them.
chococat2: Haha! No problem. I'll try and make it longer this time. I promise!
GalWivAGunblade: *cheesy smile* Thanks!
shinji the good sharer: Okiday! I'll definitely read it!
Spincut: *lip trembles* I'M SORRY!!!! Haha. Thank you so much! This should be better than last chapter, don't worry.
Anonymous: BOOYAKA!
DBZ Fanfiction Queen: That's fine by me. I'm not the first one to make an FF8 "Big Brother."
thugstra: Now I want cake....
Yori Kiri: Yup! You do. Yeah, I ended up sneaking onto my dad's computer to write this chappy.
A/N: Can it be? It's an update! THIS IS NOT A TEST THIS IS NOT A TEST! I actually have ideas! Thanks to those pills....
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Day 11
Everyone woke up to another dumb day in the dumb three rooms that were assigned by Dumbmaster Cid. Nobody was happy. Selphie and Irvine were not happy to have slept in a closet all night. Seifer wasn't happy because Quistis didn't put out the night before. Rinoa wasn't happy because Seifer kept trying to persuade Quistis to put out last night and he was really loud. Zell wasn't happy because there were no hotdogs left. And Squall wasn't happy because he just likes to piss people off. Well, as usual, Selphie didn't stay mad for long and she tried to make everyone happy again. Joy....
"Oh come on guys! It's a brand new day! Be happy!" Selphie said to the moping group in front of her. Everyone glares at her. She sighs with defeat and goes into the girls' room. She comes back a few seconds later with a huge binder. She opens it and Pokemon cards fall out everywhere. Zell's eyes go extremely wide.
"P-P-Pokemon...." Zell begins to drool. "I-I-I love Pokemon..."
Selphie smiles and pats the area in front of her. Zell slowly gets up and plops himself down in front of Selphie. She shuffles the cards and deals out fifty to each of them. They proceed to play, not knowing the weird looks they're getting from everyone else.
"I choose you, Pikachu!" Zell screams, slapping a Pikachu card down in front of him. Selphie narrows her eyes and then gets an evil look.
"I choose you, Geodude!" she screams.
"DAMMIT! NO!!! Pikachu, Body Slam!"
"Haha! Only ten HP! Geodude, Rockslide!" ((A/N: I don't know if this is an attack or not, I'm just guessing.))
Zell begins to cry as he puts the Pikachu card into his discard pile.
"He was so young, so carefree. Why did he have to go!?"
Selphie pities the crying blonde. She pats his shoulder. "It was for the best Zell." She says quietly. By now, the game has caught Rinoa's and Seifer's interest.
"I play winner!" Seifer yells. Rinoa looks at him.
"Then I play loser!" she sticks her tongue at him. "Booyaka!"
"That's my line bitch!" Selphie yells. They get into a catfight.
Seifer and Zell look at each other and shrug. They start a new game and start to play. Quistis is trying to separate the two screaming girls but it doesn't work. Finally, Quistis grabs one of the cards, a holographic Mew.
"I'll do it Selphie!" Quistis screams, holding the card by both ends. Selphie suddenly stops.
"You wouldn't..." Selphie says evilly.
"Oh, I would." She proceeds to bend the card.
"NOOOOOOOO!!!" Zell, Selphie, Rinoa, and Seifer yell, getting up and tackling Quistis to the ground, the card flying out of her hand. It floats to the kitchen and lands in the food processor, when a freak power outage turns it on, grinding the card into tiny bits. The four Pokemaniacs' jaws drop. Rinoa, Seifer, and Zell begin to cry but Selphie laughs.
"I-It's not funny!" Zell cries.
"Sure it is!" Selphie says.
"How!?" Seifer demands.
"Because I have five others!" Everyone sweatdrops. Squall, who hasn't said anything, palmfaces.
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Quistis finally decided to play Pokemon with the rest of the gang, excluding Squall. Selphie had lost against Rinoa so now she was trying persuade Squall to play.
"Come on Squally! It's soooo much fun!" she exclaimed.
"Whatever..." Squall said monotoneslly. ((My brand new word! ^_^))
Selphie started to pout and then got an idea. She went into her bedroom and got a watch that was on a gold chain. She came back out and sat in front of Squall. She started swinging the watch back and forth, trying to hypnotize him. Squall just rolled his eyes and ignored her. But after awhile, he couldn't help but watch the watch swinging, swinging, swinging. He stared intently.
"You will play Pokemon, won't you Squall?" Selphie said mysteriously. Squall nodded his head. Selphie smiled an evil smile and decided to have some fun. "Now Squall, in ten seconds you will start to act like a Chocobo..." Ten seconds later he 'warking' and running around the room, flapping his arms as if they were wings. Seifer looked up and decided to have some fun too. He took the watch from Selphie.
"Squall, when I snap my fingers you will have sex with Zell." Seifer said. Zell's head snapped up. Rinoa's jaw dropped.
"No he will not!" they both yelled. Seifer smirked at Zell and Rinoa and put his middle finger and thumb together. Zell and Rinoa flew at Seifer and tackled him to the ground. Selphie started to pout. She snapped her fingers.
"Darn, that would have been good too." She said, her head hanging. She looked up and saw Squall walking over to Zell, a seductive gleam in his eyes. She grabbed the watch from Seifer and said the first thing that came to her mind. "When I clap, you'll start saying 'Puu' a lot!" She clapped her hands. Squall stopped in his tracks, looked at Selphie quizzically, cocked his head to the side and muttered,
"Puu?" Rinoa got off of Seifer.
"Awww!" Rinoa cooed. "It's soooo cute! Leave him like that!"
"Are you sure about that, Rinoa?" Quistis asked. Rinoa nodded her head.
"Uh-huh! Just look at him!" Squall was walking around the room and saying "Puu" randomly.
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A few hours later, Squall was still walking around the room saying "Puu." Seifer had plugged up his ears and Zell had been winning the Pokemon Tournament for seven straight games. Selphie was having to hold Quistis back from murdering Squall and Rinoa. Finally, Selphie told Rinoa that Squall had to be put back to normal. Rinoa sighed.
"Oookay..."
"Thank Hyne!" Quistis said. Selphie put the watch in front of Squall's eyes.
"When I clap my hands you will go back to normal..." Selphie started, "butyouwillwanttoplayPokemonwithusandforeverhavearandomtendencytosayPuuevery nowandthen." She said quickly. Selphie clapped her hands and Squall finally snapped out of it. However, he sees the Pokemon cards.
"Pokemon! I wanna play!" he exclaimed.
"Yay!" Selphie said, pushing Zell out of the way and dealing Squall some cards.
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Two hours later, Squall was winning game after game. But now it was time to battle his rival. Zell. Zell sat down next to Squall and smiled. Squall glowered at him and dealed the cards.
"I choose you, Scyther." Squall said seriously.
"I choose you, Ninetales." Zell said just as seriously. Selphie flipped a coin.
"Heads." Squall called. It was tales. Zell got to go first. The battle began with Zell using Firewall. Then Squall used Slash. The battle continued until they were both down to their last card. Sweat dripped off of Squall's forehead. "Raichu, thundershock!"
"Dammit! Wheezing, smog!" Zell yelled.
"Raichu, Thunderwave!" Wheezing became confused. Raichu had ten HP left, if the coin would just fall on heads, Zell would win. He tossed the coin, it flipped half a dozen times before landing on........heads.
"YES!" Zell did his victory dance. Squall got up an, while Zell was turned around, Squall kicked him in the back of the knees. "Ow!"
Satisfied, Squall went to bed, leaving Zell screaming in pain and everyone else asleep in random spots in the room.
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Tada! Yay! Done with another chapter. Took me long enough, ni? Drop a review on down please!
Verdanni: Woohoo! Lotsa reviews! I love da Seiftis too! Thanks for reviewing!
Ashley ( pyros_gal ): Heehee. I know what you're saying. Seiftis aren't my favorite pairings but I still loves em! I like Quells better...
MiNi SoRcErEsS: *narrows eyes* Grrr....haha! Just joking! *takes five pills* Let's hope they work!
U F P: Haha. No problem. My friends think I'm nuts for liking Zell too. I don't think I could think up enough stuff to do two months. Otherwise I would have.
DClick: That happens to me too. Especially when I promise to review every chapter and next time I check, there's 25 new chapters. It gave me a headache trying to think up all of them.
chococat2: Haha! No problem. I'll try and make it longer this time. I promise!
GalWivAGunblade: *cheesy smile* Thanks!
shinji the good sharer: Okiday! I'll definitely read it!
Spincut: *lip trembles* I'M SORRY!!!! Haha. Thank you so much! This should be better than last chapter, don't worry.
Anonymous: BOOYAKA!
DBZ Fanfiction Queen: That's fine by me. I'm not the first one to make an FF8 "Big Brother."
thugstra: Now I want cake....
Yori Kiri: Yup! You do. Yeah, I ended up sneaking onto my dad's computer to write this chappy.
A/N: Can it be? It's an update! THIS IS NOT A TEST THIS IS NOT A TEST! I actually have ideas! Thanks to those pills....
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Day 11
Everyone woke up to another dumb day in the dumb three rooms that were assigned by Dumbmaster Cid. Nobody was happy. Selphie and Irvine were not happy to have slept in a closet all night. Seifer wasn't happy because Quistis didn't put out the night before. Rinoa wasn't happy because Seifer kept trying to persuade Quistis to put out last night and he was really loud. Zell wasn't happy because there were no hotdogs left. And Squall wasn't happy because he just likes to piss people off. Well, as usual, Selphie didn't stay mad for long and she tried to make everyone happy again. Joy....
"Oh come on guys! It's a brand new day! Be happy!" Selphie said to the moping group in front of her. Everyone glares at her. She sighs with defeat and goes into the girls' room. She comes back a few seconds later with a huge binder. She opens it and Pokemon cards fall out everywhere. Zell's eyes go extremely wide.
"P-P-Pokemon...." Zell begins to drool. "I-I-I love Pokemon..."
Selphie smiles and pats the area in front of her. Zell slowly gets up and plops himself down in front of Selphie. She shuffles the cards and deals out fifty to each of them. They proceed to play, not knowing the weird looks they're getting from everyone else.
"I choose you, Pikachu!" Zell screams, slapping a Pikachu card down in front of him. Selphie narrows her eyes and then gets an evil look.
"I choose you, Geodude!" she screams.
"DAMMIT! NO!!! Pikachu, Body Slam!"
"Haha! Only ten HP! Geodude, Rockslide!" ((A/N: I don't know if this is an attack or not, I'm just guessing.))
Zell begins to cry as he puts the Pikachu card into his discard pile.
"He was so young, so carefree. Why did he have to go!?"
Selphie pities the crying blonde. She pats his shoulder. "It was for the best Zell." She says quietly. By now, the game has caught Rinoa's and Seifer's interest.
"I play winner!" Seifer yells. Rinoa looks at him.
"Then I play loser!" she sticks her tongue at him. "Booyaka!"
"That's my line bitch!" Selphie yells. They get into a catfight.
Seifer and Zell look at each other and shrug. They start a new game and start to play. Quistis is trying to separate the two screaming girls but it doesn't work. Finally, Quistis grabs one of the cards, a holographic Mew.
"I'll do it Selphie!" Quistis screams, holding the card by both ends. Selphie suddenly stops.
"You wouldn't..." Selphie says evilly.
"Oh, I would." She proceeds to bend the card.
"NOOOOOOOO!!!" Zell, Selphie, Rinoa, and Seifer yell, getting up and tackling Quistis to the ground, the card flying out of her hand. It floats to the kitchen and lands in the food processor, when a freak power outage turns it on, grinding the card into tiny bits. The four Pokemaniacs' jaws drop. Rinoa, Seifer, and Zell begin to cry but Selphie laughs.
"I-It's not funny!" Zell cries.
"Sure it is!" Selphie says.
"How!?" Seifer demands.
"Because I have five others!" Everyone sweatdrops. Squall, who hasn't said anything, palmfaces.
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Quistis finally decided to play Pokemon with the rest of the gang, excluding Squall. Selphie had lost against Rinoa so now she was trying persuade Squall to play.
"Come on Squally! It's soooo much fun!" she exclaimed.
"Whatever..." Squall said monotoneslly. ((My brand new word! ^_^))
Selphie started to pout and then got an idea. She went into her bedroom and got a watch that was on a gold chain. She came back out and sat in front of Squall. She started swinging the watch back and forth, trying to hypnotize him. Squall just rolled his eyes and ignored her. But after awhile, he couldn't help but watch the watch swinging, swinging, swinging. He stared intently.
"You will play Pokemon, won't you Squall?" Selphie said mysteriously. Squall nodded his head. Selphie smiled an evil smile and decided to have some fun. "Now Squall, in ten seconds you will start to act like a Chocobo..." Ten seconds later he 'warking' and running around the room, flapping his arms as if they were wings. Seifer looked up and decided to have some fun too. He took the watch from Selphie.
"Squall, when I snap my fingers you will have sex with Zell." Seifer said. Zell's head snapped up. Rinoa's jaw dropped.
"No he will not!" they both yelled. Seifer smirked at Zell and Rinoa and put his middle finger and thumb together. Zell and Rinoa flew at Seifer and tackled him to the ground. Selphie started to pout. She snapped her fingers.
"Darn, that would have been good too." She said, her head hanging. She looked up and saw Squall walking over to Zell, a seductive gleam in his eyes. She grabbed the watch from Seifer and said the first thing that came to her mind. "When I clap, you'll start saying 'Puu' a lot!" She clapped her hands. Squall stopped in his tracks, looked at Selphie quizzically, cocked his head to the side and muttered,
"Puu?" Rinoa got off of Seifer.
"Awww!" Rinoa cooed. "It's soooo cute! Leave him like that!"
"Are you sure about that, Rinoa?" Quistis asked. Rinoa nodded her head.
"Uh-huh! Just look at him!" Squall was walking around the room and saying "Puu" randomly.
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A few hours later, Squall was still walking around the room saying "Puu." Seifer had plugged up his ears and Zell had been winning the Pokemon Tournament for seven straight games. Selphie was having to hold Quistis back from murdering Squall and Rinoa. Finally, Selphie told Rinoa that Squall had to be put back to normal. Rinoa sighed.
"Oookay..."
"Thank Hyne!" Quistis said. Selphie put the watch in front of Squall's eyes.
"When I clap my hands you will go back to normal..." Selphie started, "butyouwillwanttoplayPokemonwithusandforeverhavearandomtendencytosayPuuevery nowandthen." She said quickly. Selphie clapped her hands and Squall finally snapped out of it. However, he sees the Pokemon cards.
"Pokemon! I wanna play!" he exclaimed.
"Yay!" Selphie said, pushing Zell out of the way and dealing Squall some cards.
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Two hours later, Squall was winning game after game. But now it was time to battle his rival. Zell. Zell sat down next to Squall and smiled. Squall glowered at him and dealed the cards.
"I choose you, Scyther." Squall said seriously.
"I choose you, Ninetales." Zell said just as seriously. Selphie flipped a coin.
"Heads." Squall called. It was tales. Zell got to go first. The battle began with Zell using Firewall. Then Squall used Slash. The battle continued until they were both down to their last card. Sweat dripped off of Squall's forehead. "Raichu, thundershock!"
"Dammit! Wheezing, smog!" Zell yelled.
"Raichu, Thunderwave!" Wheezing became confused. Raichu had ten HP left, if the coin would just fall on heads, Zell would win. He tossed the coin, it flipped half a dozen times before landing on........heads.
"YES!" Zell did his victory dance. Squall got up an, while Zell was turned around, Squall kicked him in the back of the knees. "Ow!"
Satisfied, Squall went to bed, leaving Zell screaming in pain and everyone else asleep in random spots in the room.
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Tada! Yay! Done with another chapter. Took me long enough, ni? Drop a review on down please!
