(A/N; I really hate Umbridge among other charters so there will be more poems similar to this one)

You look like a toad

So jump on road

And get hit by a bus

To save us a lot of fuss

I'm sharpening my pitch-fork

You big fat dork

You'd better duck

Here comes the muck

You've tortured our Harry

You think you're big and scary

I bet you have lice

Your brain is like rice

You're such a prude

I bet you're a dude

You know it's tacky

To be Fudge's lackey

Your name should be Larry

I'll bet you never marry

You have a wart

It's as big a fort

You look like poo

I bet you can moo

You're a lousy witch

Lets throw you in a ditch

Why can't you die

You big fat fly

Bye-bye Umbridge

Go jump off a bridge

I can't believe

It took you so long to leave