Morton's Story
Chapter Three: Madness
When I was in my mid twenties I heard the mushroom king had recently had a baby daughter and he named her Princess Toadstool but everyone called her Peach. I started thinking if the mushroom king had a child to follow in his footsteps and rule after him then I figured maybe I should also have a child to follow in my footsteps and rule my kingdom after I died. But I wanted my child to be perfect like I thought I was, so I gathered all the healthy young koopa ladies in my kingdom and you know what happened, I gave them the one two. After I'd finished impregnating all of them I waited a while for the women to give birth. It took at least a year before they had their babies and had already planned what to do with them. Straight away I killed my daughters and ate them for lunch, I don't want to sound completely evil even though I am but they tasted nice, maybe not very filling but tasty, ha ha ha? Well I kept my sons, well for at least for a little while anyway.
The mothers raised my sons until they got at least a month older before I sent them all back to my castle. You see the babies are born without their spiky shells and horns and I had to wait a month for the horns and spiked shells to show beside giving the babies a small chance to adapt into the new world. I wanted the kid to have ten spikes on his shell and my eyes! I loved my eyes. Anyway I held each child and examined it thoroughly, putting the ones that approved on one side the others on the other side obviously! The faulty ones as I like to call them were eaten alive, they tasted crunchy since they were older and their shells were harder. Yum yum… Well the approved ones were sent to a nursery I'd had built specifically in the castle where I observed and watched all I think it was 43 kids I'm not sure? Anyway I studied their activities as they played together, and I would like to mention Bowser wasn't one of them, he comes into it later.
Later in time I eventually started to eliminate them one by one. The ones that I considered too weak or well behaved were killed and eaten like my daughters and the faulty kids were and I kept eliminating them until there was one child left. I immediately sent for the surviving child's mother, her name was Lena Koopa and she was brought to me immediately though I couldn't have remembered her because there were too many women involved in this mess. So the first thing I asked her was what the child's name was because I wouldn't know? There were too many kids to name so I just let the mothers name them and if I didn't like it I would change it. Easy enough? Well Lena told me his name and I though it was alright so I kept it. Wart? Had a nice or should I say evil ring to it.
After meeting Lena properly, things kind of changed about me, I started to think about me and her and stuff like that so I ordered her to stay at castle with me. Lena couldn't refuse because it was an order from her king and she could not bare departing with her half a year old child so she stayed with me. We started to do things together and enjoy ourselves, while I started to feel really happy around her and I suppose she began to feel the same. We even started doing stuff in the bedroom if you know what I mean? My life was very sexually involved but then again Bowser's a horn monster as well, he only has eight children! Then again Bowser wasn't even born before I'd fertilized fifty times as many babies as him. What! I'm trying to stick up for myself here!
"IT AIN'T WORKING"
SHUT UP BOWSER! But seriously where was I in the story? Um…? Yeah that's it. Anyway I never told Lena I loved her because I always tended to act the big, evil, tough king if you know what I mean?
"NOT EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE AN EVIL KING DAD!"
BOWSER I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS IN A MINUTE!
"YOU WANNA DO MORE THAN THAT WITH MY ASS! I HEARD THE END OF THE FIRST CHAPTER!"
YOU BETTER START RUNNING THEN! Hahaha that'll teach him. Guess I shouldn't have recorded this story on tape, whoops? Well carrying on, as for my relationship with Wart, it went very awkwardly to be precise. Wart never wanted to train with me or hang around with me, instead he was very independent and that's probably why I chose him over all his other brothers. Being independent meant that he was strong both physically and mentally and that's what I wanted but didn't want at the same time I guess?
We lived almost like a family for at least half a year until a younger koopa confronted me in my throne room claiming to be Lena's husband. We argued and argued until I just couldn't be bothered to argue any more and I got Lena to talk to the koopa. Lena walked in the room and looked at the man in shock and after she greeted him and they hugged. They then talked privately and the koopa left with the look of defeat. I asked Lena what was going on and she replied with simple words, he wanted her to come back but she answered no because she loved me. That kind of made me a bit uncomfortable and I couldn't figure out why?
Lena's husband started a revolution between my kingdom because he was the first of my people to confront me and live to tell the tale. So rumors spread saying I had turned soft and weak from the time I'd spent with Lena and things got worst until there was a war between me and the kingdom. But I eventually regained full control of the kingdom by slaughtering the leaders of the rebellion in front of my people outside the front gate of my castle. I never had another rebellion after my people saw the bloody mess of rebellion leaders since I killed them so sickly without using no instruments but my claws.
After the rebellion was over Lena told me she was pregnant again but I was a bit violent from the recent events so Lena left it at that and before too long she was giving birth to twins? This is where Bowser comes into it, and yes Bowser's got a twin. Hard to believe since he's so famous? But I was very shocked especially since everything was happening so fast. Then I stupidly began to thinking again. 'I'm raising a family? I don't want to raise a family? I can't raise a family? I'm evil?" I carried on and on in my head so I figured they had to go. I attempted killing Lena but I'd grown a passion for her and just couldn't no matter how many times I tried. So I decided to leave Lena for now and focus on my children, Wart I had no intention of getting rid of since he was my first born son so I focused on the twins Bowser and Scar. Scar is a nickname since his full name was Scarno.
I don't know why I wanted to keep both of them alive through the simple fact that I had never spent much time around them to form a bond and I'd killed so many children already but it seemed important to keep one get rid of the other one so I went with my instinct and thought about where to dump one of them twins. I needed somewhere where the look-alikes couldn't accidentally bump into each other in the future. That's when I thought of a brilliant idea, the kingdom I conquered in another DIMENSION of course. The twins couldn't possibly cross each other's paths then!
I decided to use that dimension thingy to go back to the dimension where I killed that sad excuse for being me and put one half of the twins in it. I also planned to keep it a secret even from Lena. So after planning it I just simply picked Scar to go to the other dimension without much thought and that was that. Eventually Lena noticed Scar was gone though and I stupidly explained how I killed him even though I didn't! Morton you idiot! But anyway if I told her the truth then she'd most likely try and get him back which I didn't want.
When I told Lena, she freaked and screamed and shouted at me. So we ended up having a really big argument and I threw her out with the click of a finger? Family issue solved for now. Well I told her she could never come back and that's it, she left and was gone forever. I started to train again after I had forgotten about her but then I figured I had another son now so I trained him up with me. Bowser wasn't like Wart he seemed to like training with me and spending time with me. So I ended up concentrated on Bowser's training more than my own and I kept pushed him and pushing him. I also added tortures and torments to force him hate me, turning him eviler and eviler but in the end it didn't work. He wasn't scared of me even from all that abuse and Bowser would come to me when he had a nightmare, if he got an injury or if he was scared of something besides me? It was confusing at first but then I realized I was his dad and he loved and cared for me no matter what I did to him.
I started thinking about Bowser a lot and eventually I started to think about his safety and his activities and finally after a while I realized I was obsessed with him. I then started to spend a lot of time with him and started doing the same things as him. I started to get confused, I was pure evil and I wasn't supposed to care about anything? I wasn't supposed to love anyone? So I started to argue with myself in my head until I had almost gone insane, so I decided to do something. After tons of thought I decided to have one last fight with that pesky mushroom king and this time he would kill me, I'd make sure of it.
So I wrote a letter to the king telling him to meet me at the border of our kingdoms. The king accepted and we met, I asked him if he was ready to fight and he replied yes, so I attacked him with my tail and surprisingly hit him. I asked him if he was sure he was ready to fight because I hardly expected him to get hit by my attack because it was slow and sloppy. The mushroom king replied by saying yes again and he got his sword out, then he charged me. I shut my eyes and waited for him to chop me but nothing happened so I looked at him and he was keeping his distance from me. I asked him why he didn't attack and he answered by saying that I was planning something.
I got annoyed and attacked him with full force knocking him into ground and kicking him in the stomach then I shouted, 'THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!'. The mushroom king stumbled up and said, 'but you're winning, this is what you wanted?' I growled back at him and sat on the ground, 'this isn't supposed to happened, maybe its true when they say evil can't win, I mean even when they want to lose!' I moaned to myself. 'You want to lose?' the mushroom king replied in confusion. 'I want to die!' I moaned back. 'But why?' the mushroom king asked as he sat next to me. 'Because I'm turning good!' I answered furiously, I really did want to cry but I didn't. 'Why do want me to kill you, why don't you just kill yourself?' the mushroom king asked. 'Because Bowser won't respect me when I'm gone!' I explained and punched the ground. 'Who's Bowser?' the mushroom king asked another annoying question. 'My son!' I answered and jumped up asked the mushroom if he would kill me but he answered no so I went back to my castle and tried to think of a plan to get the king angry enough so he'd want to kill me.
So from the beginning of chapter one I mentioned how the Koopa Empire thought that the evil blood would lead them to victory. Well I won, I could have taken the mushroom kingdom there and then! But I didn't? You see the koopas were kind of right about the evil blood thing. I did lead us to victory but I just didn't take it? Anyway one more chapter of my life to go, the part of my demise is soon! And the reason I'm alive and in a 40 year old's body as well!
