Ahhh... so the second chapt is up. Sorry if it's not as funny as the first. I was kinda not happy when I wrote it? OO" Anyways its again full of insanity, don't likt don't read. By the way THANKS FOR YOUR REVIEWS x3 I x3 love x3 you x3 so x3 much x3 so anyways... enjoy the chapter!! It was a bit funny to write...
Thanks to the following people..
Ro-Zu Crimson, kashisenshey, TheGreatAnimeFan, kaekeo... i love you lots
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The Revenge
Sasuke knew that he had to get back at Naruto for dissing his precious pink yogurt but the question was... how? He could easily kill him if needed. But Sasuke decided humiliating him was a much better idea. And he listed all his ideas in his Hello Kitty hot pink diary.
He could...
1.Find Naruto's weakness and expose it
2.Pick a fight with him and make him lose badly
3.Make up a perverted story about Naruto's ramen
4.Get a picture of Naruto to blackmail him with
5.Go to Naruto's house and find something embarrassing to tell everyone about.
6.Play a prank on Naruto (eg. Put hair dye in his shampoo)
Sasuke looked at his list. After much debating and deciding and weighing of choices, he decided to do all of the above... except make up a perverted story about Naruto's ramen and playing a prank on Naruto. "Better not tarnish my awesomely cool reputation and playing a prank is just so goddamn low. I'm just too good for that," he smirked. And so his plan went into action
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Sasuke sneaked towards Naruto's house the next morning with a camera and some toast (no, he didn't eat pink yogurt anymore, he wasn't a that much of a sick person) to find something to make Naruto all embarrassed about. Luckily, Naruto was at the ramen bar at that time (oh, how Sasuke hated the ramen bar where his reputation was dirtied. He hated that awful place and he will never go there again. EVER) and he never locked his door anyways, being the total dobe, baka, moron, fckhead he was.
Sasuke entered with stealth. He began with the inspection of Naruto's living room. It was quite messy and it smelled of clothes that were never washed (the orange shirts and pants were all over the sofa, thrown carelessly of course). Sasuke stepped daintily, not wanting to dirty his new Nike Sneakers that was worth a hundred dollars [plus tax] that were just waaaaaayyyy too good and high class to be there. However, nothing there was really of help to Sasuke's plan. He continued through the house, but nothing was of help to him. Sasuke bit his lip with frustration. WHAT NOW? He suddenly came to a door in Naruto's room.
"Hmmm..." he thought. "What's in here?"
He tried to open the door, but found it was locked.
"DARN IT!" He yelled in his mind.
Then he saw the key right above his head on a hook.
"Heh heh... what an idiot for locking the door but leaving the key," Sasuke muttered.
Sasuke entered, but it was pitch black in there. His hands felt for the light switch, but many times, he brushed into some stuff that was silky and fluffy... he didn't want to think about it. As soon as he flicked the switch on, he gasped. And he had to stop himself from screaming out loud with surprise.
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Naruto continued slurping his ramen at the Ichiraku Ramen Bar. Yum Yum, how he just loved this place!!! After he finished about twenty bowls of ramen, Naruto decided to go home to ... um... (he thought for about half an hour) ...sleep? Yeah, that sounded good. Naruto smiled as he made some more plans in his head.
"OH YEAH!!!!! I can also do ...that... heeheeheeheehee... It will be sooooo much fun..."
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Sasuke stared around him in wonder. This was Naruto's walk in closet?!?!?!?! It was... DISGUSTING... because around hung all types of clothes he never dreamed Naruto would have... in other words... HE NEVER KNEW NARUTO WAS A CROSS DRESSER!! I guess every day you learn something... but ANYWAYS!!
Around him hung a hundred dresses (and other clothes I won't describe) that had glitter, fluffy stuff, beads, and all else sewn into them. There was also a large mirror on one side of the closet. Sasuke couldn't imagine Naruto stripping himself, picking out an outfit, and trying it on. Besides, how often would Naruto cross dress and model himself in the mirror anyways?? Sasuke got a hold of himself (yes, you know that he wanted to try all them dammmnn hot dresses on) and snapped five pictures of the closet contents.
Then his attention turned to a little dresser like thing in the corner. To his utter horror, he found lipstick, mascara, eye liner, blush, body glitter, and all sorts of make up equipment on top of the dresser. There were about twenty different colors and shades of the colors he adored – pink and red – of each kind of make up ...stuff. The mini make up salon was complete with a circular mirror that could be flipped around (you know what I'm talking about right?) Sasuke busied himself as he adjusted the mirror up... and down... up... and down... for about five minutes. To top it all off, the mirror edges were hot pink. He was so daaammnn jealous of Naruto that he had a mirror this cool. He wanted one too!!
Life just wasn't fair for Uchiha Sasuke. And he had so many reasons to prove it. First, he couldn't eat pink Danimals yogurt from then on, then he was humiliated by Uzumaki Naruto the gayass, and then he couldn't buy anything for his precious rabbit Qutey (he went shopping, but strangely, all the stores were closed)... and now this. After he was finally over his awe with the mirror and complaints, he snapped some pictures of the make up corner and then he opened the dresser's drawers to find......
"WHAT THE HE- HE- HELL????" he gagged.
Inside was a large assortment of bras and lady's underwear. He was speechless with fright that Naruto even had these. He reluctantly snapped pictures of the dresser's contents and slammed it shut fast, face turning red. Then he saw what scared him the most. There were framed pictures of Naruto in dresses and... bras and lady's underwear above the dresser. What was even worse was that in the pictures, Naruto was trying his best to pose in all the sexy ways he knew... in his... garments.
In one pic, he was wearing a strapless red glitter dress and matching high heels with make up professionally done on his face and his hair actually combed nicely. Naruto was smiling a HUGE FREAKY GRIN with one arm behind his head, the other arm at his side, and his hips off to one side sort of just sticking out.
On the picture, Naruto had written, "My Casual Yet Sexy Pose Number 569 With My Best Dress and High Heels On."
That was just an example of Naruto's Personal Photos. Sasuke nearly got a nosebleed from all of those pictures and he couldn't believe how sick Naruto was, mentally that is. It seemed to him that telling everyone about this closet would be the perfect way to humiliate him. Sasuke smiled and was about to start off with his evil laugh that usually went like this – "EE HEEE HEEE HEEE HEEE HEEEE" – when he heard the front door open downstairs. Then Naruto's voice floated up singing a song.
"I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS DEEDLE DEEDLE AND THERE THEY ARE A- STANDING IN A ROW [here Naruto grunted three times like HMN HMN HMN] BIG ONES SMALL ONES SOME AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD!!!..."
Sasuke panicked. He quickly snapped more pictures of the walk-in-closet and then slid out fast, turning the lights off, locking the door, and hanging the key back on the hook all in one not so smooth and Sasuke-like motion. Then he looked for a fast exit. Naruto's voice continued to float up to him.
"I really like that song but I sang it too many times... OH I KNOW!!!" Naruto got ready to sing again. "TELLY TUBBIES!! TELLY TUBBIES!! SAY. HELL. OH!! HELLO!!!"
Sasuke winced. TELLY TUBBIES?? WHADDA... and then Sasuke saw that Naruto's bedroom window was open, was big enough for him, and had a tree just outside of it. Sasuke dove out and used chakra to stick to the tree. He quickly ran to the other side to hide.
"ACK!! I FORGOT THE LYRICS!! NOOOOOO!!!!! I'LL SING... UM..." There was a pause. "CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET TO SESAME STREE-EE-EE-EE-EEEEET???"
Sasuke shuddered visibly and walked down the tree carefully. Then he slid himself against it and continued hiding.
"ACKKK! I FORGOT THOSE LYRICS TOO!! I'LL SING... I KNOW!!"
And that's when Sasuke made his getaway. He would so get his revenge, whether Naruto liked it or not. MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
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Well, well? How was it? Please tell me and no flames if you're gonna review. Forgive me if my humor was faltering a bit in the story. ::frowns:: heh... There will be more chapters I suppose... heh heh heh...
