A chapter up already!?!?!?! Wow... I have three chapters up within... three days??? Whoa... but this is just so fun...
Eh heh heh heh heh... more insanity and no pervertedness [I think] in this chapter too. Naruto sings Disney!! You'll know what I mean when you read it. Just wanted to say my bro helped me out a little... VERY LITTLE... so most is still mine... xP
Anyways thanks for all the reviews love you so very mucho much =DD
x3 Stizzo x3 Yuki-Chan x3 Lost Dream x3 greedyxangel [ASHLEY I KNOW YOU ARE THIS PERSON XP] x3 TheGreatAnimeFan [again 3] x3 Sora-Ookami x3
Same Disclaimers apply!! I Don't own Naruto or the song he sings... except I changed the lyrics around... a little... ::cough:: I mean a lot... heh heh heh
ENJOY THE CHAPTER! I like this one very much... Eh heh heh heh...
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Action
While Sasuke was making his very low class getaway from Naruto [wow... Sasuke is actually running from the blondie], Naruto was making his way upstairs to his... special ::cough gag cough:: ... closet. He unlocked the closet and... he didn't notice that someone had been there already [wow... what a loser... seriously].
"Eh heh heh heh heh heh... time for fun!!!" He turned the lights on in the walk-in-closet so begins his Cross Dressing Ritual.
Naruto cleared his throat a couple of times and launched into his ritual opening song...
-----Naruto's Song-----
By the way "blahblahblah" is singing, 'blahblahblah' is talking, ::blahblahblah:: is action, and / blahblahblah / is what I'm thinking/doing/saying (the author)
"Look at this stuff, isn't it neat?" ::Points to the stuff around his closet::
"Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?" ::Looks around closet::
"Wouldn't you think I'm the girl" 'I MEAN GUY!! So... let's see... where was I?'
"Wouldn't you think I'm the gi---GUY!" ::Points to himself hastily::
"The gi---GUY! The Guy who has ev'rything??" ::Motions to Dresses::
"Look at this trove, treasures untold" ::Looks around::
"How many wonders can one cavern hold?" ::Looks around again::
"Looking around here you'd think" ::Points to head::
'Sure,' ::Nods head::
"She---"
'I MEAN HE!'
"Sh— HE'S - got ev'rything!!" ::Scratches head in frustration::
"I've got gadgets and gizmos aplenty" ::Points to dresses and Lady's underwear::
"I've got whozits" ::Picks up Lipstick::
"And whatzits galore" ::Picks up Mascara, Puts it down quickly::
"You want thingamabobs?" ::Picks a bra up::
"I've got twenty"
'Actually I have fifty but who cares. No one will know that.'
/ me -- cough!! Gag!! Everyone knows... /
::Naruto Puts bra down:: He continues to sing his heart out.
"But who cares?" ::SIGHS::
"No big deal" ::Shrugs::
"I want mooooooooooorrrrrrrre" ::Spins around in closet::
"I wanna have the Hokage name" ::nods head::
"I also love and want to cross dress" ::nods head yet again::
"Strolling in those..." ::tilts head in thinking position::
'What do you call them? Oh..' ::smiles::
"SKIIIIIRRRRRTTTSSSSS" ::smiles and points to his skirts::
"Putting on Make-up" ::points to make-up corner::
"Wearing High Heels" ::points to shoes under all his clothes::
"And doing my hair everyday" ::points to brush, comb, bows, ribbons, then his head::
"What would I give" ::swoons around::
"Wish I could have" ::starts to strip (to cross dress)::
"My Dreams come true..."
-----Scene Changes-----
Yes, I think I oughta change scenes before something drastic occurs... So... BACK TO THE STORY...
Sasuke ran and ran to his house, puffing and huffing in a totally low class run down way (he knew that was so very uncool) but he had to get away fast! What if Naruto found out that he found out Naruto's greatest secret? (Maybe? Maybe not...) But either way, Naruto would probably turn into his big fox mode and kill Sasuke with ease. So, consequently, Sasuke ran for his dear life.
When he finally got home, he took a shower in his oh-so-hot-pink bathroom to wash off Naruto's stench... and his uncoolness. After all was done, he grabbed Strawberry Pocky (I know someone requested this), said another love rant to his bunny, said goodbye to him, and ran to his study where his pink Hello Kitty Limited Edition Hot Pink Super Reliable Computer and Printer and all else was!!! Yes, he had paid a dear price for all of it, but ANYWAYS! He turned the PC on and got to work. He transferred his pictures from his Sony (he couldn't exactly carry around a Hello Kitty digi cam into public, now, could he?) digital camera and printed them out. He did his best not to gaze at the pictures of Naruto's Secret Room, or he would well... how would you feel? So, he quickly stuffed them into an envelope, then into his pocket, and ran out to um... show everyone his... "prize".
-----Scene Change-----
The Rookie and Team Gai Group were just standing around enjoying the day at Sasuke's most hated restaurant called Ichiraku Ramen when Sasuke arrived at the scene. Of course, the whole group wasn't there because obviously Naruto wasn't (yup, we all know just where he is). Everyone was there except Neji (who also thought he was just so much better than everyone else) and Hinata (No reason why). Sasuke casually (that is the key word people, CASUALLY) walked up to the group, still munching on his Strawberry Pocky [perhaps this would be the replacement for his Pink Danimals Yogurt? ... Only time would tell]. Of course, everyone said Hi to him and asked him for a Pocky stick because (this is what Sasuke thought) they all knew he deserved the utmost respect because he is the high class number one rookie last survivor of the Uchiha clan named Uchiha Sasuke. That was what he thought (again, key word. Thought. It doesn't quite make it true.) Sasuke calmly edged out the envelope from his pocket and slid it next to Kiba, who was being himself (the loud badass mouth) like always. Sasuke knew if the loud mouth found out, he would tell everyone, and everyone would know a lot more quickly.
"Hey, Sasuke what's this?"
"Something out of the ordinary."
"Cool, can I see?"
By now, everyone was crowding to see what Sasuke had for them. They all crowded around Kiba.
"No duh, baka, that's why I gave it to you." Sasuke retorted. "Geez, don't these people have brains?!?!" he thought.
"OKAY!!" Kiba yelled cheerfully. He slowly opened the envelope while doing the exact opposite of what his friends were telling him to do.
"Open it faster, Dog Butt!!" Ino yelled.
"I KNOW RIGHT! You smell of dog shit," Sakura stated firmly.
Kiba snapped, glared at everyone around him and said, "HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!" And he launched into his five hour rant about how he was not a dog ass, but a dog owner that had a dog who had a dog butt [obviously] and how he never smelled like dog shit in the first place. Everyone covered their ears as they tried hard not to listen to what they imagined as just howls, barks, woofs, and whines (yup, in other words they weren't listening to Kiba).
Shikamaru, being the clever guy AND CHUUNIN that he is, slid the envelope out of Kiba's grasp without him noticing anything – nothing at all (he's just as stupid as Naruto). They all ignored Kiba as he continued to rant and scream his dog ass off. And, you can all imagine their faces when they found out what was in the evelope and what it was all about (they were not smart enough to figure out it was Sasuke's Revenge Plan).
"HOLY F%&K!!" They yelled. Everyone on the streets and in the ramen shop stared at the group of kids. And that shut them up... for a second or two. And boy, did they laugh, wince, groan, and stare at every single picture that Sasuke took. After it was all over and Naruto's secret was exposed, they congratulated on a job well done to Sasuke and... he began to feel high and mighty again.
-----An Hour Later-----
It was a rather hot day and everyone was hungry. But they didn't exactly want hot soup and noodles for lunch (Eating hot stuff on a hot day? ... nnnoooo.). They were all trying to decided on a cheap fast-food-like restaurant where they could eat. Nobody really knew of any good eating place. So, Sasuke suggested the idea that they should eat at Bob's Hop Submarine Shop. Surprisingly, nobody had thought about that place yet and they all agreed. They were about to leave when...
"We should ask Naruto to come too."
Everyone turned to look at Sakura.
"We should go to his house, ask him to come with us, and see if his Secret Room really exists."
"Are you questioning Sasuke's story about Naruto cross dressing?" Ino asked. "Cause if you are, you know that Sasuke would never lie."
"No, INO-PIG CHAN. I just want to see it all for myself."
And that's when the trek to Naruto's house started.
-----Scene Change-----
Everyone arrived at Naruto's house at the same time (no, duh) and Sakura was the one who knocked on the door. A muffled cry came from the inside.
"WHO IS IT?!?! DAMNIT!!!"
Sakura twitched. "IT'S ME NARUTO!! OPEN THE DOOR!!"
The door swung open. "Oh... GOOD MORNING SAKURA-CHAN!!"
Sakura twitched yet again. The she sweatdropped... a HUGE sweatdrop. "It's like one o'clock already..."
"Oh..."
There was a long moment of silence.
"So um... Naruto.... We're going to eat at Bob's Hop Submarine Shop to eat now. Want to come?" Sakura asked.
There was yet another moment of silence.
"You're talking to me right?..."
CRASH!! Everyone fell over.
"NO DUH YOU DUMBASS BLONDE!!" Ino, Sakura, Kiba and other hyper-active people yelled.
"Oh... okay! I gotta uh... lock up first! Wait outside okay?"
SLAM! And Naruto shut the door to prevent them from coming into his house to see what he was going to do. Damnit!!" everyone thought. "I wanted to see the closet!" Five minutes later, he was all ready to go. "
"OKAY!! TIME TO EAT!!" Naruto yelled and ran ahead. Everyone sweatdropped again.
-----Scene Change-----
When they finally arrived at Bob's Hop Submarine Shop, they placed their orders for a sub and a drink and whatever else they wanted. Sasuke forced Naruto to go save a table for all of them and then assured Naruto that he would personally carry Naruto Sub Order to him as he sat waiting. Naruto obviously liked the very idea of Sasuke being his slave and he ran off happily to find a seat. Sasuke snickered. "Dobe..."
Yet, Sasuke was true to his word. He picked up both his and Naruto's order from the cashier place and took it to the counter where they had extra stuff that you could add to your sub for free. He picked up a container, looked at its label and grinned wickedly. A plan was already forming in his sinister mind.
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Well, well? How was that? It's a bit longer than the other chapters I suppose. Tell me if it was funny or not. I was seriously cracking up when I wrote the first part. Eh heh heh heh... ::grins wickedly:: So anyways. WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT? WHAT IS THE CONTAINER THAT I DESCRIBE? WHAT WILL BE THE NEXT INSANELY FUNNY SURPRISE THAT I HAVE FOR YOU?? Read the next chapter to find out!! Until then, good bye! And don't ask me where I got the name "Bob's Hop Submarine Shop". I have no clue.
By the way, do you recognize the Disney song I used?? Eh heh heh heh heh...
